KB: Yoh! Because it's Christmas I'ma write a Christmas special :3 It'll beeee an interview with some of the cast of the story D:! (People who do not like this or don't like reading like this or prefer just reading the normal storyline I'm writing you don't have to bother reading this story. It's purely made for people who enjoy nearly everything they see/read of DGM xD) - WARNING, YAOI -.
Kanda: Oi, why the fuck did you pull me into this crap? MOYASHI! Why are you suddenly okay?
KB: KANDA, SHUT UP! I'm not done yet. My name is Kareta Bara (Shortcut; KB, translated = Withered rose) and I'ma ask 5 questions :3
Marie: -whispers- Kanda, give up..
Kanda: Che.
KB: I'll force everyone to participate! -glares at Kanda- And will kill anyone who tries to escape... mhehe.. SO! Here is Allen Walker! -points at him-
Allen: E..eeeh..? I thought I was a dying man...? K-Kanda..?! -looks at Kanda-
Kanda: Kareta Bara, you should've called him 'Moyashi' instead of 'Allen Walker'. Suits him better.
KB: Hm.. you're right! Haa we can finally agree on something Yuu!
Kanda: -eyebrow twitches- Let me make something clear, DON'T CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME OR I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF.
KB: SHUT UP! I'M THE ONE LEADING THIS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
Kanda: Che.
KB: LAVI BOOKMAN JR. !
Lavi: Nyeh! -takes shirt off- Look at me girls, -winks-
Lenalee: L..Lavi..
Bookman: -smacks Lavi on his head- Behave yourself, idiot!
Lavi: G..gramps! THAT HURT!
KB: -Coughs- KANDA YUU!
Kanda: Don't.. call.. me by.. my... first name...
KB: SHUT UP KANDA! Or do you want me to pull you out of the story and have moyashi-chan cheat on you?!
Kanda: ...
KB: I THOUGHT SO!
Allen: No! I only want Kanda.. D:
Lenalee: -nosebleed- Oh my.. too much Yaoi..
Lavi: Eeeh?! Are you guys that close already?! Yuu-chan.. did you guys do ''it'' already?!
Kanda: -blushes- SHUT UP LAVI, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! That's none of your damn concern! I'm gonna kill you, usagi!
Allen: -blushes aswell- L-Lavi, cut that out.. ._.
Krory: They're such good friends..
KB: -sighs- LENALEE LEE!
Lenalee: -bows-
Marie: Krory.. what are you doing here?
Lavi: Huh? Kuro-chan! Weren't you supposed to be some sort of actor in the story? I haven't seen you once! Only on television!
Lenalee: Krory!
Krory: T-thats true but.. but.. -burst out into tears- I got lost backstage and and.. and.. I'm so happy to have found all of you.. -sneezes on Daisya's arm-
Daisya: EEEEEEEEWWWHHHHHH KRORY! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Krory: Sorry.. I'm just so happy to see you all..!
Allen: Krory :3
Kanda: Che.
KB: -coughs again- DAISYA BARRY!
Daisya: -does some soccer tricks to show off-
KB: DAISYA! Didn't I tell you to put that damn ball away?!
Daisya: Eeh, don't tell me what to do missy!
KB: -sticks a needle in the ball- "Don't tell me what to do".. heh..hehe.. -turns black- hehehe...he...
Daisya: -shivers- S.. scary.. scarrrrryy..
KB: WELL THEN, Listen to me! Next person.. next.. hm.. ROAD KAMELOT!
Road: Uwahooo! relo~~ -swings with my favorite umbrella-
KB: Road, for heavens sake. You're what, 16 years old, carrying an umbrella from a kid store?
Road: So?
KB: That's.. weid..
Kanda: Che. Every part of her is weird. Look at her hair, damn hedgehog.
Daisya: K-Kanda.. watch out with what you're saying to her...
Kanda: Why?
Road: -clenches hands into fists- Because.. I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS DAMN FEMININE SAMURAAAAAI!
Kanda: What, I doubt you can even hit me.
Lenalee: R-Road.. calm down.. okay..? He didn't mean it..
Kanda: Lenalee.. -.-
Lenalee: Yes, Kanda..?
Kanda: Don't try to comfort that witch.
Road: -snaps- You've completely done it now!
KB: SHHHHHHHUUUUUUUTTT TTTHHHEEEE FFUUUUCKKKKKKK UUUUUPPPPP!
Everyone became silent.
KB: KOMUI LEE!
Komui: EVERYONE! Rejoice~~! Lenalee-chaaaan~~~ :D
Allen: -sighs-
Lavi: Eeeh, really, him?!
Lenalee: Lavi! Don't be mean to my nii-san.
Komui: Indeed! HMPH. -sits next to my dear Lenalee-
Kanda: Sister complex.. why is he here..? He fucking put me to sleep. -.-
KB: -facepalms- IN THE STORY YES, but not here!
Marie: Everyone please..
KB: BOOKMAN.
Bookman: -simply nods and records what's going on-
KB: See? Only Bookman behaves. xD
Lavi: That's mean!
Allen: YEAH!
Kanda: Whatever.
Daisya: Kareta.. Bara..
Marie: That's kind of mean, yeah. I didn't do anything either!
Daisya: MARIE! YOU DID ENOUGH! LIKE BEATING ME 8959845 TIMES ON MORTAL KOMBAT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE BLIND!
Marie: Well you beat Kanda alot of times with soccer matches.
Kanda: Shut up. I can't play soccer. -.-
Marie: True.. you keep kicking the ball left when it needs to go right..
Daisya: HAHA! And when it had to go into the goal you didn't even hit it..
Kanda: -loses temper- what THE FUCK IS WITH THAT?! SHUT UP I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU IN KENDO..-
KB: CALM YOUR ASS DOWN KANDA. x_x
Kanda: -demonic aura builds up- NO , YOU SHUT UP TOO! . _.
Allen: Kanda..? D: -hugs his arm-
Kanda: -immediately recovers- M..moyashi? -blushes- ._ ."
KB: Good boy Allen! Next.. person.. CROSS MARIAN!
Crickets . . . .
KB: CROSS MARIAN!
Crickets . . . .
KB: Where the fuck did he go?!
Allen: Eehh.. probably somewhere else..
Kanda: Hmph, just leave that ass.
Komui: YEAH! I won't let him chase after my Lenalee-chan~~
Daisya: Who'd go after Lenalee? She has no tits unlike Miranda. Why didn't you put her in the show, Kareta Bara? I don't see her around.
Lenalee: WHAT! THAT'S MEAN DAISYA!
Allen: Don't talk about Lenalee's body parts..
Kanda: Hmm, sensitive subject, 'body parts', moyashi?
Allen: DUH, LOOK AT MY ARM!
Kanda: -sigh- Didn't I tell you? I love you even with an arm like that.
Allen: ..Kanda.. *- *
Daisya: GAYYYYYYYYYY
KB: -Smacks Daisya into the ground- SHUT UP, LOSER.
Daisya: -unconscious-
KB: And why I didn't put Miranda in the show? Because she made a whole mess backstage with her bad luck. Seriously, you don't wanna go there.. She's cleaning everything up now.
Krory: -sneezes-
Lavi: Kareta Bara?
KB: What do you want, rabbit?
Lavi: Can you hurry up and give us some questions?
KB: Lavi? -glares-
Lavi: Y..yes..? -shivers-
KB: Can you hurry up and use the rest of your seals in the anime -Man with your 'ozuchi kozuchi' because I'm damn curious what they can do?
Lavi: -itches my head- -Man?
KB: The anime you come from, dumbass.
Lavi: Oh, seriously? Is that called -Man?
Daisya: -wakes up- e_e
KB: What else? -sighs-
Lavi: Sorry.. sorryy..!
Kanda: Hmph.
Road: Neeeh, leave him be, ~~ I miss Mirandaaa D:
KB: NEXT PERSON. And last person.. TYKI MIKK!
Tyki: Yo, boys, girls! -grabs a cigarette-
KB: TYKI NO SMOKING!
Tyki: Eeh, why not?
Road: Ooh, Tyki! -hugs him-
Lavi: Who's that?
Allen: Umm.. didn't he teach somewhere in the school?
Tyki: Haha, that's right.
Kanda: -builds up some anger- That fool.. he can't teach at all for fuck sakes.
KB: No fighting again, or I'll throw a water balloon at your face.
Kanda: Che.
Allen: Kanda?
Kanda: Hm?
Allen: Can I kiss you?
KB: NO ROMANCE.
Kanda: -smirks- Later moyashi, back stage. You can kiss me all you want.
Allen: -blushes- O..okay..
Krory: What a cute couple *,.,*
Lenalee: -massive nosebleed-
KB: -hands over a tissue to Lenalee- OKAY. PEOPLE. LISTEN TO ME OR YOU'LL DIE.. FIRST QUESTION!
*drumrolls*
KB: If you won enough money so you'd never have to work again, what would you do?
Allen: BUY FOOD.
Kanda: Buy soba.
Allen: Kanda, no worries, I'll buy soba for you.
Kanda: -blushes- Shut up, bean sprout. I'll definitely not spend my money on you!
Allen: Eeeh, that is cruel Kanda!
Daisya: I'd buy hmm.. the company that made Mortal Kombat and give myself all kinds of hacks and cheats so I'll keep winning from Marie. OH and buy some soccer balls.
Marie: Probably.. buy something or invent something to prevent Daisya from complaining..
Daisya: PFFTTTT MARIE!
Marie: What?
Krory: I.. I'd.. I'd travel the world!
Lenalee: Maah, Krory, such naive thoughts!
Lavi: Hm, hm! -nods-
Lenalee: I'd.. buy a mega house somewhere with a pool..
Komui: AND EXTRA SECURITY, LENALEE~ I WON'T LET THE BOYS LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SWIM..
KB: SHUT UP KOMUI.
Komui: Everyone's so mean to meee..
Lavi&Allen: Who's fault do you think that is?!
Komui: Muuh.. Lenalee-chaaaan..
Lenalee: Nii-san..!
Komui: I'd buy enough material in the world to make the perfect Komurin army so I can kill every boy on this earth that tries to kill my Lenalee-chan~~
Tyki: I'd retire from this boring ass job as a teacher and.. yeah.. I don't know?
Road: Nehh, Tyki. Maybe get yourself a better education so you can fill in my homework more properly..
Tyki: No, Road. You need to do that yourself.
Road: PFF. You always fill in "12" everywhere!
Tyki: That's because you have to do that yourself! -sighs-
Lavi: I'd buy a GIANT STEAK! And something that will prevent me from reading 3983949853 books Bookman keeps giving me..
Bookman: Idiot Lavi. There's no such thing that'll prevent me from giving you alot of books!
Lavi: Ahw...
Road: I'll buy alot of lolita dresses *- *
Tyki: What? You already have plenty.
Road: But Tyki, the dresses sen'nen hakushaku gives me are all so old fashioned!
Tyki: Bear with it.
Road: Ugh..
KB: NEXT QUESTION FOLKS!
*drumrolls*
KB: If you saw the one you have a crush on naked, what'd you do?
Kanda: That's not so hard to say. I'd rape him.
Allen: K..Kanda..
Kanda: Ofcourse, I'll be gentle because you're a bean sprout.
Allen: I'd.. I..-
Daisya: Kanda, that's creepy. Shut up.
Marie: Daisya! Don't speak about him like that.
Daisya: Eh? Just because you have a crush on Miranda it doesn't mean that-
Marie: -covers Daisya's mouth with my hand- Shh.
Daisya: HMErhii...hehko...psthpph...ffff...
Road&Lenalee: EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH?! She'd have a boyfriend before US!?
Lavi: -itches my head- Meh.. I'd probably try to hide my embarrassment if I saw Tyki- I mean my crush -coughs- naked.
Lenalee: I would definitely make some pictures!
Komui: I'D NEVER SHOW ANYONE LENALEE'S NAKED BODY!
Lenalee: Nii-san..
Krory: I'd run away as hard as I can..
Lavi: Huuh? Why Kuro-chan?
Tyki: Who knows what I'd do.. but I never had a crush on someone so I wouldn't know.
Kanda: No one would want a shit ass like you.
Tyki: -fingers twitch- What's with that comment, boy? Do you want to die?
Kanda: You useless piece of - - - - - -! *Censored for tooooo much abusive language*
KB: KANDA! Calm down! -puts a soba flavored onigiri in Kanda's mouth-
Allen: Kanda!Kanda: -spits it out- WHAT THE FUCK!
Road: I'd make pictures aswell, but I'd print em out and hang em all over my room! KYAAA~
Krory: Scary.. idea..
KB: QUESTION THREEEE!
*drumrolls*
KB: Do you like Christmas?
Allen: Well.. it's my birthday...
Lenalee: REALLY ALLEN?!
Lavi: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Road: Oh? I didn't bring any presents..
Kanda: Bean sprout, I'll give you a present in bed later.
Allen: -blushes- Kanda, stop that perverted talk!
KB: YEAH KANDA. I SAID NO ROMANCE.
Kanda: Shut up, noisy woman.
Lenalee: -massive nosebleed - ._. I can see rainbows.. aah...
KB: No, YOU SHUT UP! I told you what was gonna happen! And happy birthday Allen!
Kanda: Che...
Marie: Happy birthday, Allen.
Lenalee: -recovered- YEAH! Happy birthday!
Road: Happy birthday Allen-kun~~
Komui: Happy birthday indeed, Allen-kun!
Krory: H-happy birthday! I'm sorry I didn't bring any presents..
Tyki: Eh? Happy birthday, boy. -hands over a card set-
Lavi: HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY MOYASHI-CHAN!
Daisya: Happy birthday, dude!
Allen: E-everyone.. thank you.. -smiles-
KB: Back to the topic, people.
Daisya: I hate Christmas. Because even on Christmas Kanda keeps bumping in the house with a fucking sour face. That guy is just unbelievable!
Kanda: Shut up.
Marie: Don't fight please..
Lenalee: Mohh.. I like Christmas, Kareta Bara! I'm always able to eat lots of things with my nii-san, open up presents..-
Komui: YES, LENALEE! Did you like the Mini Komurin 3000?! It is able to clean your room!
Lenalee: Nii-san.. didn't I tell you to stop giving me Komurin's for Christmas?
Komui: But Lenalee-chaaan...
Lenalee: Nii-san!
Lavi: Pff.. I never get anything for Christmas! Bookman refuses to celebrate it.. Kanda doesn't want to take the effort to buy something..
Kanda: Oi rabbit, last year I gave you a carrot.
Lavi: THAT'S NOT EVEN A PROPER PRESENT!
Bookman: More than enough for you, immature brat!
Lavi: Geezer!
Krory: I normally celebrate Christmas with Eliade..
Lavi: That woman sucks! Aren't you a bit emo, Kuro-chan? I thought she died.
Krory: L-Lavi.. -cries- Nooo! Don't speak ill about her! And yeah she did.. but.. I never get invited by any of you..
Allen: Krory, you do know that you can come whenever you want, right?
Lavi: Mhm! Allen is right.
Kanda: Che. Not when I'm in your bedroom-
KB: KANDA!
Kanda: Fine, fine.
Tyki: I always need to celebrate that damn day with my family. Road, Sen'nen ko, Skinn Bolic, Jasdero, Debitto, Lulu bell.
Road: Maah Tyki, I know you like to celebrate it!~
Tyki: No, I hate it! I always get called "Tyki-pon" by Sen'nen ko -.-". Besides whenever I buy something sweet for Skinn Bolic, he's never thankful.
Kanda: I don't wanna hear your damn shit stories.
Tyki: I'll have my payback, boy.
KB: NEXT QUESTION, seriously. You guys are so childish!
*drumrolls*
KB: Well, even though I said 'QUESTION'.. It'll only be a question for the ladies here.
Lenalee: Eh..?
Road: Oh oh?!
KB: Would you prefer a strip tease or yaoi act done by the boys that are currently here? (Except Bookman, that won't turn out really.. sexy)
Kanda: -raises eyebrow- What's that for a dumb question?
Allen: Strip tease or .. yaoi.. act? WHAT?
Lenalee&Road: YAOI AAAAAAAAAAAAACT! -nosebleed-
Daisya: NEVER. I'm outta here people. -walks away-
Marie: Daisya! -walks after him- Come back!
KB: Oh no! Some left the stage.. oh well..
Komui: THERE'S NEVER ANY WAY I'M GONNA DO THAT!
KB: THEN SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND DON'T DO IT.
Lavi: Yaoi act.. huh..? Tyki, you & me?
Tyki: Hmm?
KB: Yes! START! I'll turn on some music.. I'll be nice and let you choose. ''SHINee - Lucifer'' or "Simon Curtis - Flesh" ?
Lavi: SHINee definitely. They got some hot boys in the band!
Kanda: I don't care. Don't know either of them.
Allen: That's really something for Lavi isn't it..
Lavi: -sings a bit of the song- lalala..
Kanda: Shut your mouth, rabbit. You can't sing.
KB: The first one it is, then! -plays the song-
Allen: K-Kanda.. what are we even supposed to..?
Kanda: Shush bean sprout. I've been waiting for a damn moment like this forever. Let me kiss you. What a shit song by the way.
Allen: Kanda..?!
Kanda: -rips Allen's shirt apart and pushes him down on the floor- Moyashi, don't tell me to stop because that's futile.
KB: -nosebleed- ./.
Tyki: If it's just kissing, then it's fine right, rabbit?
Lavi: But Tykiiii...
Tyki: HUH? You seriously want more? ._.
Lavi: Err- no.. but..
Tyki: Come closer, I don't bite.
Lavi: -sits down next to Tyki- Ehm..
Bookman: -turns around- Don't wanna see this miserable act.
Tyki: -moves my hands into Lavi's shirt- Wow, Bookman Jr. Nice body you have here.
Lavi: S-stop Tyki.. don't give me a..
Tyki: Don't become shy now, even though there are some people watching.
Lavi: Ty.. ki.. no.. don't touch there..!
Kanda: -makes out with the struggling bean sprout on the floor- ._.
Lenalee: OMG!
Road: MY OVARIES JUST SNAPPED!
KB: I KNOW RIGHT!
Allen: K-Kanda..
Kanda: Moyashi..
- Song Ends -
KB&Lenalee&Road: OH HELL FUCK NO. THIS FAST?!
Road: I WANT MORE!
Lenalee: YEAH!
Kanda: Che. -gets off of my bean sprout- So do I. Oi, get up.
Allen: Kanda..
Tyki: Eh, this was nothing compared to the others I've had. But I have to say, you can be cute, boy.
Lavi: You're.. being mean..
Tyki: -lights anoter cigarette and winks- Perhaps..
KB: OKAY, SHUT UP NOW EVERYONE. It's time to end this show.
Kanda: Che. We were just getting to the good part-
Tyki: Since when do you like something that's unrelated to Allen?
Kanda: No, this was related to Allen, dumb fuck. I was touching him. It doesn't suit the rabbit though, being molested by such a vulgar fuckface like you.
Tyki: I'm going to kill you, asian motherfucker!
KB: CALM DOWN!
Allen: Kanda!
Lavi: Kanda! Tyki!
Lenalee: KANDAA!
Road: My.. my..
KB: Yeah, I'm gonna smack some sense in both of them. ANYWAYS. This is the end of the Christmas Special! Hope you enjoyed it! (next chapter will be on the story again, ofcourse. Wasn't able to post 'cause of fanfiction being a weirdo x_x)