101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks

Time for another chapter featuring the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization we all know and love at this point. Hopefully they can "persuade" our heroes to kill Jar Jar Binks some more…and actually do the job themselves.

So let's start the next chapter, shall we? In case you haven't noticed, I've received a few reviews suggesting this already, so I hope they're satisfied by this…

Chapter 20: Electrocution

When Jar Jar Binks came to, he realized he was not at home anymore. (No, a tornado had not whisked him away from home and towards the land of Oz, that's an entirely different story that you can watch on TV or read from a book, thank you very much.)

"What happened?" wondered Jar Jar Binks. The last thing he remembered before the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization abducted him was celebrating his birthday party with his friends (who were his mortal enemies at this point) Anakin Skywalker, Padme Amidala, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Qui-Gon Jinn.

He decided to look around him to help him figure out where he was. He appeared to be in a building strangely familiar to him, but why was this place familiar to him exactly?

"Why do mesa get da feeling that mesa been here before?" wondered Jar Jar Binks, feeling a strange sense of déjà vu. He thought of when he had first been here along with his friends. Why exactly had he came there along with his friends if he hardly knew anything about this place?

Suddenly, he remembered something. Apparently, some men wearing some cloaks grabbed Jar Jar Binks and his friends and took them to this building once before. Jar Jar Binks was aware that his friends were being brainwashed for some reason, but what exactly were the cloaked people going to do to him?

Jar Jar Binks suddenly got his answer when two of the cloaked figures came into the room and grabbed the Gungan by his arms for his next execution.

"Wherea yousa guys taking mesa?" wondered Jar Jar Binks, naturally curious about what was going on.

Again, Jar Jar Binks rapidly got his answer. They took him towards a room containing a chair, but it wasn't like a chair that the Gungan had seen before. It looked like it was plugged into a socket, but why would a chair need one of those?

Suddenly, the two members of the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization pushed him inside the chair and forced him to sit down inside of it, and quickly strapped him to the chair so that he couldn't escape.

"Let mesa go!" screamed Jar Jar Binks. Once again, his life was in mortal peril and there wasn't anything the stupid Gungan could do about it. In other words, he was doomed.

"Excellent! Now throw the switch!" ordered the leader of the Gungan-slaying organization.

One of the members did so, and immediately the electric chair activated and Jar Jar Binks received a ton of voltage. This was naturally lethal to Jar Jar Binks, who died almost instantly from all of the electricity flowing in his veins.

"That's not going to help us pay our electricity bill." pointed out one of the members. Indeed, coming up with new ways to kill Jar Jar Binks and actually executing him often took a lot of their funding.

"So what? The stupid Gungan is dead! We killed him! We did what had to be done! Ding dong the stupid Gungan is dead!" squealed another member.

"Yes yes I know. Now resurrect him using the Resurrection Book, I believe we've finished brainwashing his little friends." ordered their leader.

The two cloaked members of the Anti Jar-Jar Binks Organization did so, and Jar Jar Binks was back on his feet not long afterwards.

"The usefulness of this book is astounding." spoke one of the two members.

The Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization then loaded Jar Jar Binks back on the truck, along with his friends Anakin Skywalker, Padme Amidala, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Qui-Gon Jinn (you should know who they are by now), for the simple purpose of allowing them to kill Jar Jar Binks again.

And they certainly would be doing so, and in more gruesome methods…

I hope you reviewers got what you wanted…and keep water and electricity away from each other if you don't want to meet the same fate of Jar Jar Binks in this chapter, will you?

I'm just saying, it's not a good idea to play with electricity…just like it's not a good idea to play with fire…suffice to say it's probably not a good idea to try these killing methods at home (at least if you're not experienced).

So hopefully you'll stick around for the next few chapters, which should hopefully be coming soon.