Western Front…
About the battlefield, England, France and Belgium tried to defend their own land. Germany talked to Luxembourg.
"Luxembourg, what is happening now? Remember, I'm using your land in the map."
"Here. France is using two cards to stop you. Two divisions."
"Two divisions?"
"He is collecting more…"
"Okay I understood. I'll try."
Germany looked to the frontier in the world map. England did not understand much about Germany, so he kept focus on the map.
"Germany is very strange, but… he is clever than we thought. Keep watching about him, while I am going to ask Russia."
"England? Do you think Russia need help?" – Belgium asked.
"Do not worry about that, Bel. Russian Empire-san isn't fear Germany, Ottoman or Austria. Now we need Bulgaria, Romania, Greece and Italy follow us, and then, it'd be enough to thrash Mr. Imperial Germany. Hey, baka France!"
"Baka? Oh c'mon!" – France yelled – "What do you want to say?"
"Protect Belgium and Luxembourg. Germany is controlling Belgium's sister, while Netherlands did not want to help."
"Deal. But you shouldn't read Hey Arnold!"
"What' ever!"
England came to ask South Italy.
"Romano! Romano!"
"Yes?"
"Call North Italy. I want you to join my team. Have you or North Italy still kept the doll of Victor Emmanuel III?"
"Yes, yes we're."
"Congratulation… because now, you will become a part of us… if you sign here." – England took a contract, threw to South Italy – "For your brother Veneziano-san."
"Okay, I'll watch. Thank you." – South Italy nodded as he left away. But the brothers still kept neutral in the war game.
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Caucasus…
"Eat Turkey… and receive the gold! HAHAHA…" – Russia used his words to ridicule Ottoman Empire. Russia wouldn't hesitate to ridicule the Ottoman Empire because of the simple reason: Ottoman Islamic State is being declined, and are… owe money bedrooms and toilets of… the Russian Empire. Russia told.
"Hey Turk! TURK!"
"Ivan, what did you want?"
"I want your money! Where are those?"
"Oh… I'm talking to Germany about borrowing his money…"
"No no no… Germany and I are killing each either."
"Shit…"
"So… where is your money, or your puppet Enver Pasha shall be smashed first!"
"GGGRRRRR…" – Ottoman Empire became mad about Russian Empire. But he hadn't had any money, so he's just quiet for a while. Then, he ended:
"You'll see… Russian Empire!"
After that, Turkey left away. Russia suspected about Turkey, so he said to Chechnya, Dagestan, Georgia, Azerbaijan and especially Armenia something.
"Took my cards. Prepare the war against the Turks."
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Eastern Front…
Hungary, from advantages to disasters, was losing her confidence after her few beginning victories. Russia now was fighting back, and Hungary really needed help:
"Honey, I need help…"
But Hungary was shocked: all of her cupcakes, drinks and foods… had lost, and the thiefs… were Czech, Slovakia and Poland.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" – shouted Hungary.
"We are Slavs and we are friends of Russia!" – Czech and Slovakia danced with drinking and then, their mouths were… stucked: drinking beer, the main reason. Russia told:
"I'll be stucked with you again?… Well… LET'S JOIN! SLAVIC! SLAVIC!…"
"Oh my! Russia is crazy! And my friends are crazy too!" – Hungary yelled – "But not this time, I'll attack. Power card: 3rd bataillon, 75% powers!" Unfortunately…
"Capture!" – Russia told as he knew about the attack due to the betrayal of Czech and Slovakia. But Russia had made another work…
"What is that smell? It is… STINK!" – Hungary yelled questioning.
"Oh… I did not bath for… 7 days." – explained Russia.
Hungary fell down and… unconscious. Russia used that time to bring three cards: three giant brigades. Then Russia took the cards of Ferbalot, Phineas, Isabella and her water sprites to attack.
"MAGIC… AND ARTILLERY!"
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Western Front…
"Magic and artillery?! Russia is too… BABY!" – England was disappointed – "If I collected his cards again, he might be defeated."
"So you hate Russian Empire? What about break of the Triple Entente? We are not using The Doraemons Entente!" – France shouted. They made a quarrel for a moment, then suddenly, they saw… Germany. Germany had been using the time while France and England were quarreling to attack, and he succeeded.
"AAAAHHHHHHH!"
Belgium talked: "Bring a cake, Wallonia." and ate while they were being shocked…
Urrhhh…?