herro :3 sup bitches? Time for more of one of my favorite characters! Lalala nothing to go over right now :P sooooooo... RRR!

Link walked across Hyrule field, pondering what Shiek meant by "an old friend."

Out of the corner of his eye he saw a familiar sign that read "Lon-Lon Ranch."

"Malon is an old friend! Could it be her?" Link asked navi.

Navi gave it a moment to think, "it might be! Let's go!"

Link ran over in a childish spirit, but an adult body. As he entered the ranch after 7 years, only days for link, he noticed a strange, dark feel, as if darkness really had taken over.

The farm looked virtually the same, side the fact that no one was in the house, he walked to the barn across the way. As he opened the door, a pot flew in front of his head.

"oh!" A woman said across the room. "I'm sorry, I thought you were ingo, how can I help you to-" She stopped, walking up to link and circling him once.

This woman had fire red hair, very large breasts and wore a dress similar to that of... malon!

"Fairy Boy!" She hugged link and surprised link with a long kiss on the lips. she then pulled back and hit him, "where the hell did you go for seven years!?"

link was taken aback at this almost bipolar action, "it's... Kinda hard to explain"

"well so is what happened to this ranch!"

"okay, you go first"

Malon silenced, walking over to a pile of hay and sitting down, Link following and doing the same.

"When Ganondorf rose to power, my father, Talon, tried to form a rebellion against him. That ended in utter failure, causing Ganondorf to put ingo in charge of the ranch, and I was made his eternal slave. And not just on the farm either," tears formed I her eyes. "But now that you're here you can save me right? Get ingo off of this farm."

"oh... Malon... I'm so sorry I... " navi nudged him and nodded, "of course I'll help you"

The ranchgirl gasped happily and kissed link on the lips thankfully. This wan pant the same kiss they shared 7 years ago. This one was more experienced, less forced, slightly scared, and extremely passionate.

Suddenly the door flew open as they broke the kiss. Malon stood up in a rush, picking up a pitchfork and going to work.

"Bitch! what are you doing sitting down?! Get the fuck back to your job!" an angry ingo stormed in. "hello and who is this? A customer? Meet me outside, away from this slut."

Ingo angrily walked out as link and Malon exchanged a gaze as link followed the crazy rancher.

Once outside, Ingo put on a whole new mask, one of a business man. "All of these horses are the best of the bunch. All bit that one over there, that one, Epona she's known by, is being bought by king Ganondorf."

"Epona?" Navi whispered under Link's hat, "wasnt that Malon's best friend As a child?"

Link thought the same.

"So how about it? Wanna take one for a ride for a low, low price of 20 rupees?"

Link began thinking of a plan and told navi something before saying, "of course," pulling the rupees out and handing them to Ingo.

After counting the small gems, he put them in his pocket and saddled up a horse, just as he had planned, Malon came out and saddled up Epona, letting her roam around afterwards.

When the crappy horse Ingo was working on was saddled up, he called, "all ready!"

Link started to ride around and when he had a hang of it, he switched to the already saddled epona, riding over to Ingo.

"You know," Ingo said, "You seem to be getting a hang of that horse, why don't I give it to you for a fourth of the price if you beat me in a horse race?"

Link grinned, the idiot obviously didn't realize Link had switched horses. "Deal," link said giving the laughing businessman 30 rupees.

Ingo saddled up his horse and got ready at a track as Link rode Epona to the start.

Ingo, once prepared, counted down, said go, and the race was on! Ingo got a good head start but Link quickly pulled ahead. The first lap was difficult but by the second lap he was far ahead. At the end of the third lap, he had passed Ingo and finished far ahead.

"noooo!" Ingo cried, "I lost my horse to the likes of you! Wait... Is that Epona? Did I just lose Epona? Fucking Hell!" he ran over and locked the gates, "fine! you can have Epona if you can escape" he laughed evilly.

Link rode Epona over to Ingo and made the horse kick him in the face. He laughed at the weakness of the idiot farmer.

Malon ran out and tackled link off of Epona, kissing him furiously. "Thank you Fairy Boy! Oh god thank you! How could I ever thank you?"

Link smiled, pulled her down and whispered something in her ear. She smiled sexily, "that's an easy wish."

They both got up and went back to the house, stopping in the kitchen. Malon smiled, taking off her dress showing she had no bra or panties on. "Ingo made me keso them off" she admitted, standing fully exposed for the second time in her life, before link.

Link, for the first time as an adult, took off this clothes. Malon and Link both stared at Links new body. six pack abs, crazy large arms and legs, and the main event, a monster 10 inch cock.

Link smiled, walking over to Malon.

"This," she said, "would be the second time I've done this willingly in my life."

"when was the first time?"

"seven years ago."

Link was honored to think that he was the only person who had ever done her, (without raping her) as he grabbed her shoulders, lining himself up with the ranchgirl's hole.

Before he entered her, Malon pulled Link to her and whispered, "fuck me like the dog you are."

"with pleasure," link thrust his whole length into her at once, ramming against his womb.

The redhead let out a scream of pain and pleasure, digging her nails into Link's back.

Link took this as an invitation as he started pulling out and hitting in just as hard every thrust. This trying out of his new cock and the fact that he hasn't done that for 7 years of his life both added to the indescribable pleasure that was rushing through him.

Link brought his mouth to Malons right tit as he fucked her hard, her screams prodding him to go farther.

Her walls compressed as she orgasmed, Link wanting more. He screamed as he kept pulsing into the ranchgirl. As he felt his cum rising, Malon pushed him away, "not there!"

Link eyed her, asking, "what do you mean?"

Malon turned around, on her hands and knees on top of the table, "Fill my ass!" She yelled.

Link walked over and, for the first time, thrust himself into a girls ass hole. He yelled at the tightness of it with Malon screaming at the fact of her arse being ripped open. Link pushed hard in and out as he tried to hold back his ejaculate as long as possible.

Soon the pressure became too much as Link let go and let out his load into the redhead. He tiredly pulled out as Malon collapsed onto the table. "Thank you, Fairy Boy."

Link, after replacing his clothes, picked up Malon, bringing her to bed, promising he would come back Before he started out.

"wait! link!" Malon called out before he left the room, "if you happen to see my dad out there, could you tell him that the ranch is ours again?"

Link smiled and gave a nod as he stepped out and left the ranc. With his new horse, Epona.

There you go! I told you I would have some ass action, even if it ISNT that good. I'm not a huge fan of it myself. So on another note, I am planning to do a few femlink one shots... Give me a few ideas, either in the reviews or as a pm and I'll think about them, you will get credited if I do your idea :) so rate and review!