101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Let's see if our heroes "will never give up" coming up with ideas to kill Jar Jar Binks, shall we? As it turns out, they've already come up with a nasty execution method…one that will live down in infamy!
Chapter 23: Rick Rolling
Hearing about how people have been putting videos on the Internet simply to make them listen to Rick Athley's singing, Anakin Skywalker got the next idea on how to kill Jar Jar Binks, forcing him to listen to the singers' songs until his Gungan body reached its breaking point.
Telling Padme Amidala, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Qui-Gon Jinn about this new idea to kill Jar Jar Binks, they decided it was worth a shot, although they weren't sure if it would actually work.
While Jar Jar Binks was occupied eating a delicious sandwich, our heroes grabbed Jar Jar Binks, took him to another room, and tied him to a chair.
"What are yousa guys doing? Let mesa go!" screamed Jar Jar Binks. But again Jar Jar Binks was left to his grisly fate.
Jar Jar Binks looked around him, and noticed that there was a computer on a table right next to him. Jar Jar Binks was very confused by this.
"Now what's goin' on?" wondered Jar Jar Binks.
Anakin Skywalker then turned on the computer and started typing in the search engine "Never Give You Up." Soon enough he found videos on the internet featuring Rick Athley's singing, and a big smile formed on his face.
"Mesa got a bad feeling about this." thought Jar Jar Binks. Evidently, nothing good was going to happen to the Gungan.
Anakin Skywalker then clicked on one of the videos, hit the playback button, and left the room while Jar Jar Binks was forced to listen to the horrible song known as "Never Gonna Give You Up" as it replayed over and over again.
"Aargh! Make it stop!" screamed Jar Jar Binks. As it turns out, not even he could stand the incredibly evil song. And to make matters worse, he could not even cover his ears, due to the fact that he was still tied to a chair.
Jar Jar Binks was also forced to listen to Rick Athley's other songs, which did nothing to assist him as he went through this endless wave of demonic singing.
After listening to Rick Athley's singing for about an hour or so, Jar Jar Binks finally snapped. And then the most spectacular thing happened. Jar Jar Binks' miniscule brain exploded inside his head! This was obviously fatal to the Gungan, who died shortly afterwards.
Anakin Skywalker then walked in and turned off the video along with his friends.
"Wow, I'm very impressed!" stated Padme Amidala, surprised at how effective the songs were at killing people.
"Let's hope nobody has to listen to that horrible song ever again…except for Jar Jar Binks." agreed Obi-Wan Kenobi.
"Yes, these songs are without a doubt the worst songs in the galaxy…except for perhaps Baby or Friday…" Qui-Gon Jinn pointed out.
Our heroes then resurrected Jar Jar Binks using the Book of Resurrection in case for whatever reason they wanted him to listen to another horrible song. There certainly were a lot of them out there…
Let this be a lesson to those Youtubers that like to pull pranks on people! Anyways, I'll be thinking of more ways to kill Jar Jar Binks in the future as before…although I'll probably just use a suggestion that you helpful reviewers have thought of…
And ah yes…if you ever encounter one of Rick Athley's videos, make sure to mute it or exit out of it as soon as possible! It'll be helpful to your health…