101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
In this chapter, Jar Jar Binks will die in the exact opposite method he died the last time…from encountering more cold than his body can handle! How about that, huh? To think that the human body can die from both heat and cold, it's kind of crazy, isn't it? Of course there are a lot of ways one can die, as you can tell from this list…
Of course I've probably said too much. Let's begin this chapter and watch Jar Jar suffer, shall we?
Chapter 28: Hypothermia
Qui-Gon Jinn took Jar Jar Binks away to where his next death would be, in a refrigerator.
"Wherea yousa taking mesa?" asked Jar Jar Binks.
"Oh, nowhere particular." Qui-Gon Jinn stated as he took the Gungan towards the fridge.
"Whya is der no munchy in da fridge?" wondered Jar Jar Binks curiously.
Suddenly, Qui-Gon Jinn pushed Jar Jar Binks inside and locked him in, trapping him inside the extremely cold incubating device.
"Let mesa out of here!" screamed Jar Jar Binks. But of course if Qui-Gon Jinn did that we wouldn't be writing a story about his death, so he did not.
Quickly, Jar Jar Binks started shivering.
"It's cold in here." thought Jar Jar Binks.
Suddenly his fingers started to turn white, and he couldn't feel them at all.
"Mesa can't feel mesa fingers!" exclaimed Jar Jar Binks.
Eventually his entire body turned white as a sheet, which the exception from his toes, fingers, lips, and whatever Gungans used for ears, which turned blue instead. Also, Jar Jar Binks could not move his hands anymore.
"Whya mesa look like ice cream? And whya can't mesa move mesa hands?" wondered Jar Jar Binks.
Eventually Jar Jar Binks died from being inside the refrigerator for so long as his vital organs began to shut down. Qui-Gon Jinn had been very patient.
"Mesa feels like a snowman." Jar Jar Binks stated, right before he finally died.
Qui-Gon Jinn took Jar Jar Binks out of the fridge afterwards, and carried his body to the others who were awaiting the good news.
"Great job, Qui-Gon!" congratulated Anakin Skywalker.
"Ding dong the Gungan is dead!" stated Padme Amidala.
"I wonder if this once again has to do with Gungan skin…" wondered Obi-Wan Kenobi, remembering Jar Jar Binks' earlier death.
Afterwards, our heroes read out of the Resurrection Book in order to bring Jar Jar Binks back into the world of the living once again, reading the words which I will not give you due to the fact I do not want you communing with the dead and potentially triggering an undead apocalypse.
Jar Jar Binks came back to life as his body temperature went back up, and our heroes began thinking about the next way to kill him.
You guessed it, Jar Jar Binks was going to die from hypothermia…and so ends the small arc of executing Jar Jar Binks by playing with his body temperature…in the next chapter, I'll be using a suggestion that had been sitting there for quite some time…I won't be saying which one, but I can tell you that you'll probably like it, I can give you that.
So be patient and wait for the next chapter and I start to work on a few other stories of mine, I've gotten several of them at this point…and I have no idea why I keep writing them.
I'll give you a hint like I did before, it's similar to what Grand Moff Tarkin (one of the worst villains in Star Wars) did to a bunch of tax protestors….it wasn't very pretty…
So I'll be looking at your reviews until then!