Balkan Front…
"The funniest thing? Well…" – Serbia wasn't understanding. And then, they realized that inside the table, a cat – present from Greece, a neutral – to Austria-Hungary had broken all of Serbia's military cards.
"AAAHHHHHH! STOP IT! KINGDOM OF GREECE!"
But Greece just gave only a smile: "Oh… sorry. But… I'm neutral, Serbia, despite we both knew that Russian Empire is our best allies." Serbia then was angered: "So why don't you help me?" Greece repeated: "I know it's war… but I need to rest for a while." Serbia felt disappointment later… but they did not know that the cat had collected enough informations about Serbia. But the other surprise that… just a funny thing… Austria-Hungary did not understand at all.
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Eastern Front…
Russia was still laughing so much…
"I never feel lucky like that!"
But Hungary couldn't hold calm herself due to the Russian Army.
"You… If I were stronger, I would smash all of your cards!"
"What? Oh… I see…"
But Germany had turned his face back. Realized the problem about Prussia and Hungary, Germany kept his special card: Alexander von Linsingen to his bag. He needed von Linsingen to stop the Russian march.
"There's your death march, Imperial Russia. I sware it."
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Western Front…
France, England and Belgium still kept looking at Germany, but when Germany turned his face back to the East, they felt worried.
"Oh my damn it…" – Belgium began.
"Russia is only alone in the East. Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Romania, Greece, Italy, Bulgaria,… also didn't answer, while Serbia and Montenegro are fighting against Austria." – worried England.
"Huh? Well… I wish I'd more times." – said France.
"Well… how about this: support Russia in Navy? Yeah I think so!" – talked England.
"Well… and Russia needs a special force." – asked France.
But Russia had listened…
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Eastern Front…
From the listen, Russia realized that Germany was looking for him… to attack. However, because Russia quite believed in his article numbers and the help of Excaliferb, Russia had prepared the sketchy, when led carries a deck of cards: Savage Division, or shortly Wild Division, or fully Caucasian Native Mounted Division.
"Here. Thank you Kabarda, Karachay, Chechnya, Dagestan, Ingushetia and Circassia."
"You're welcome." – they replied.
"Well… I'll use Grand Duke Michael Alexandrovich to do it. It's time to fight."
But unlike Russia, Germany had carefully finished preparation's plans. He called Prussia.
"Prussia, come here brother."
"What?"
"We need all of them."
"Them?"
"I've carefully prepared enough. Russia only much larger and more armies, so they would be down if we have elite troops. Poland must stand with us after only few months."
"Germany… thank you."
"What can I say? Wonderful!"
But Russia had made another mistake: give those other card troops to Belarus, Ukraine and Moldova. And he went to… sleep.
"Why Russia sleeps so fast?"
But he had… taken a break…
"BOOM!"
"Oh stop it! France and now… Russia?"
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