England: Hey… what did you mean about… boring November?
Me: Oh…
France: We were fighting in Ypres!
Me: Alright alright! I'll speak…
Western Front…
In the West, in the town of Ypres, Belgium…
"BOOM!"
"RRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!" – England shouted as he was falling his cards back.
"Eat this!" – Belgium didn't waste the time. Using the time England retreat, Belgium shot. Three German cards were crashed. Germany after saw that had felt worried.
"Prussia? What are you doing? Russia is not so strong like you thought!"
"But now I'm thinking again! RRRUUUUUNNNNNNN!" – Prussia decided to retreat. Russian Army had approached to the land of Galicia, and they would attack to Budapest in anyway they got. Czech then asked Prussia:
"How can we stop Russia?"
"Put your ass off that do!" – Prussia yelled.
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Back to the West, again, Belgium had once again beaten the forces of Germany. Even so, they also suffered a heavy casualties.
"Hey baka!" – England said.
"WHAT?" – France questioned.
"You… you're not having a good day, don't you?"
"Yeah? You made me suffer so many deaths!"
"Haha… you are an idiot!"
"Say again!"
But Belgium warned: "Ehhmmm?" France and England then stopped until…
"BOOM!"
"Fuck you!" – France and England fucked Germany. Germany laughed: "Hey… time for war!" They kept fighting again, this time England sent three artillery group, while France sent five. The war between France-England and Germany had been very… tied. France even used trashes to throw to German lines, while Germany also threw every stones to defeat the Entente.
"OH… COME ON!" – England yelled.
"FUCK YOU, BITCH!" – France shouted.
"WHY? I'M NOT CHEATING!" – Germany replied angry.
Then, after a while without answer, they joined the fight. This time they used fingers, foots, hands, even… artillery, bombs, grenades, TNT. Everything was exploded.
"BOOM! BOOM!"
"BOOM!"
"BOOM!"
"EAT THIS!"
"TAKE MY ASS!"
"IT'S STINK!"
"OH QUIET!"
They made a lot of noises in Ypres. Belgium couldn't hold anymore. She decided to fight too. Now, right in Ypres, West Flanders, France-England-Belgium had sent so many forces. Germany, even alone, wasn't too afraid about it, except… his disturbing brother Prussia still needed help.
"Prussia… please!"
"WHAT PLEASE? RUSSIA WILL BEAT HUNGARY BEFORE HE RE-ATTACK TO ME, UNDERSTAND?" – Prussia was disappointment about Germany. Germany shouted: "SO WHAT CAN WE DO!" Suddenly…
"Thrash!"
They looked back…
"EXCESS GUM? That's discuss thing!"
France laughed big and said: "Traditional French gum: eat is sweet… but impossible not to spicy…" Germany and Prussia then…
"WTF? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH…!"