Western Front…
1st Battle of Ypres had become a joke. France couldn't stop laughing: "HAHAHA… I can't believe that Germany had been fucked by this old weapon!" Germany then sent more forces. France was amazed:
"Interesting."
"What did you think? My new troops! ATTACK!" – Germany attacked – "I hate to see this, but the story in Marne will not be forgotten so easy."
"FUCK YOU, GERMAN EMPIRE! GERONIMO!" – England and Scotland shouted – "Eat my artillery, please!" Germany then asked: "Hey Arthur, how many troops you have?" Scotland replaced England: "I don't know, and… neither he know."
They sent armies and fought crazily in the battlefield. Belgium whispered:
"Hope we have a fanfics about this battle."
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Eastern Front…
"I said we need more cards, not toys!" – Russia yelled to Poland's face.
"By how? The traffic in here was too bad!" – Poland explain – "Besides, this is nash!"
"Nice. Now I can only use some generals like Nikolai Iudovich Ivanov, Alexei Evert, Anton von Saltza and Aleksei Brusilov; with some other like Sergei Scheidermann."
Russia ordered Poland and Ukraine made an offensive to Przemyśl, while he went to take care Prussia. Russia said:
"Hey, coward!"
"Hello the stupid giant!" – Prussia insulted – "You may be bigger, but you are not too strong."
"I'll teach you after the East Prussia disaster."
"Show me!"
Russia showed forces to Prussia. Prussia hadn't scared about that. He showed his elite forces. They were showing their… martial arts, not showing their armies anymore.
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Middle East…
In here, Ottoman Turkey ordered to Iraq, Yemen, Oman, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan and Palestine prepare for fight.
"Hey! Our Islamic brothers (except Lebanon), come here."
"Yes? What can we do?" – Syria worried.
"Yeah. Turkey, we are facing the great British Empire, France; in Anatolia you must face Russian Empire." – Lebanon and Iraq told.
"I know I know!" – Turkey talked – "But we only have one choice: defend for our Holy Gods: Mecca and Medina, or leave and die. Who's with me?"
They didn't talk. They, the Arabic nations, were being influenced from England and France, but mostly England, due to Arthur's control to Egypt, another Arabic nation. They really wanted to be independent. They rejected:
"I'll say later."
After they had gone, Turkey suspected them were disloyalty to Sultan. So Turkey said:
"Ludwig, we have a problem."
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Western Front…
In the West, once again England-Belgium-France stopped successful against German troops. But their succeed were paid by a large damage.
"Baka, good work!" – England nodded.
"What can I say? It is…" – France almost spoke until…
"BUT TOO HEAVY DAMAGE!" – England shouted – "You stupid! You made your men dead useless."
"WHAT?" – France was unhappy – "How can you say that? OH… you broke my heart! How can you do that to me the redcoat?"
England didn't understand: "What's he doing about?" Then he left when France was slanging. Finally, when Francis finished, he turned back and saw… nothing.
"Hey, where's everybody?"
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Next day…
"WAR AGAIN!" – they screamed, once… again…