Season 3 oneshot.
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"Interesting..."
Danny stopped midstep. Rather than head to the kitchen for a glass of water he found himself on the stairs listening to someone in the living room.
"I see..."
Someone fruitloopy.
"Really..."
It was obviously just another ploy to get close to Mom. That's the only reason Vlad was staying here while his mansion was being repaired. It was as if Vlad suspected Danny aimed for the mayor's mansion or something. Of course Danny would never...
"Oh I like that one..."
All right, yes, he had. Vlad deserved it. But this! This went too far!
"Never thought of that before..."
If Danny knew Vlad would take the opportunity to camp out on their couch for two weeks, using their internet, snooping through his parent's lab, probably installing creepy stalker-cameras everywhere... Well, Danny might have aimed a little better. Or maybe he might not have. The look on Vlad's face had been pretty funny. Almost worth it.
"Really? That's all it would take?"
And Danny was getting really tired of whatever Vlad was doing now. Vlad was making noise, keeping him awake, turning lights on, and in general being evil enough to set Danny's teeth on edge. The fruitloop was up to something...
"Money, resources, and manpower. I have all of those. Don't you think so, Daniel?"
Danny pouted. Cameras. It had to be stalker-cameras. Danny gave up hiding and came down the stairs. He ignored the smirk at his favorite rocket-ship pajamas. He bet Vlad didn't even have favorite pajamas. Danny looked over Vlad's shoulder at the laptop on his lap and gave Vlad the most put-upon glare he could summon.
"Wait... You think I?" Vlad gave a smug-bastard smile before laughing, quiet and deep. "Why, Daniel, you have no idea." He turned back to his website and delved into disturbingly complete mathematical proofs.
Danny stomped off to the kitchen to get his glass of water. He came back out with two, intent on dumping one on Vlad's evil, insane head.
Who in heck would even write a website all about how to realistically destroy the world?
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This website exists and it is quite thorough, realistic, and fun (for me :evil: ). It's called How to Destroy the Earth and can be found through a two second google search.