A harsh alarm rang off, alerting Sector V of an attack. Numbuh 1 shot out of the bed he finally got sleep in the night before. "KIDS NEXT DOOR! BATTLE STATIONS!" his voiced called throughout the tree house as he ran out of his room.
"Uh, Numbuh 1" his best friend Numbuh 2 called, "You're gonna wanna see this!" handing Numbuh 1 the binoculars, he spotted super villains coming in from all angles.
"What do we do now?" a scared Numbuh 3 asked Nigel.
"We fight." He replied, looking outside.
"Numbuh 5 just called the moon base. 362 wants to talk with you, Numbuh 1" Numbuh 5 alerted.
"Kids Next Door, get ready! I'll see what Rachel wants." He commanded, walking into the main communications room as the tree house shook, getting hit with all sorts of weapons from various enemies.
"Numbuh 1" Rachel said, "What's the status down there?"
"We're under attack!" he shouted as the tree house shook once again, making the transmission fuzzy for a moment.
"You gotta get out of there, I'll send down reinforcements and an extraction. In the meantime, just hold them off. After yesterday you guys need a break." She commanded the leader of Sector V.
"No way sir, this is my tree house. I see StickyBeard, Mr. Boss, the Common Cold, Knightbrace, Grandma Stuffums and Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb in their newest couch invention! We have to stop them before-" the tree house shook even more causing static.
"You're going to get up to the moon base stat, and that's an order, Nigel."
"No way Rachel. This is my tree house, and I'm gonna save it."
"Nigel, I'm not-" the transmission went to static, leaving Rachel unsure if it was from the tree house getting bombarded or simply him ending the transmission. "Oh Nigel…" she said to herself, twisting the decommissioning notice in her fingers.
2x4 technology in hands, Sector V sprung to action. Numbuh 2 hopped into his latest flying device and started blasting Stickybeard with some toothpaste.
"Argh, toothpaste? Now I can't taste me candy!" Stickybeard shouted. "Keep going!"
The pirate ship raged on as Numbuh 4 hopped out onto Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb's couch.
"Looks like this boy needs to behave, Mr. Wink"
"I agree Mr. Fibb" they said in their monotone voice. Suddenly, arms sprang up from the couch, holding Numbuh 4 by the arms and legs, trapping him in place as a TV with static popped up in an attempt to hypnotize him.
"Numbuh 3, ready!" Kuki shouted as her H.I.P.P.Y-H.O.P flew in the sky over the two couch-crazed villains.
"Is that a flying rabbit Mr. Wink?"
"I believe so, Mr. Fib"
Numbuh 3's H.I.P.P.Y-H.O.P landed smack on the vehicle's couch, leaving the two villains smushed under the rabbit underground, though the arms and legs holding Numbuh 4 broke and allowed him to free himself from the hypnotic TV's message, unharmed.
Numbuh 2 continued blasting toothpaste over Grandma Stuffum's food and Stickybeard's candy, eventually causing them to retreat. Numbuhs 2 and 3 continued fighting the Common Cold and Knightbrace on the ground. Numbuh 5 appeared with a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R just as Knightbrace was about to put braces on Numbuhs 3 and 4 and smacked him in the face.
"Nooo!" he whined, "Now I'll have to get braces for another 4 years to get them back to where they were!" he whined as he hopped away. The three turned to the Common Cold, weapons armed.
"I think I left my…something at home…bye" he said as he flew off.
Meanwhile, Numbuh 1 was face to face with Mr. Boss.
"Well well, Nigel" Mr. Boss said which his ice cream henchmen behind him.
"Mr. Boss. Looks like you couldn't go another day without being defeated." Nigel said with a grin.
"We'll see about that. Ice cream men, attack!"
3 pounced onto Numbuh 1, as he kicked one into the other two. As more and more piled onto him Numbuh 1 only impressed Mr. Boss with new maneuvers until it was just the two of them. In a classic western stare-down, Nigel tilted his glasses down and Mr. Boss glared at him. Reaching for his S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R, Numbuh 1 heard a familiar sound behind him. The sound of wet toilet paper.
"Prepare for dooooom!" he yelled in his high pitched voice. Numbuh 1 grinned as the Toilenator launched toilet paper from his arms. Doing a backflip, Nigel dodged the attack as it hit Mr. Boss in the head as Nigel landed on the Toilenators head, kicking it and making him fall to the ground.
With the villains defeated, Sector V met up in the front of the tree house where most of this took place. A S.C.A.M.P.E.R was seen in the sky and Numbuh 1 decided to inform them that they could leave.
"Numbuh 1" Numbuh 362 greeted.
"No need to relieve us, Rachel. We handled the situation fine." He explained, grinning.
Looking at her feet, she explained "I know. It's not about that."
She felt the paper she had been storing in her pocket as the pilot, Numbuh 99 hollered "How long is this gonna take?"
"Well…you see Nigel…" she tried to explain.
Numbuh 86 hopped out of the ship with a bright smile on her face. Rachel looked up with a frown.
"Numbuh 1, youuuu have been scheduled for IMMEDIATE DECOMISSIONING!"