Matthew x Sol Blade crack for randomoldfart
"Matt, please, stop. You're creeping us out." Tyrell said again, swallowing as he and Karis trailed behind the… troubled Venus Adept.
"God! Why can't you just accept our love, huh!?" Matthew screamed out loud, clutching the object of his affection closer.
Karis leaned in a bit to place her hand on Matthew's shoulder, only to have it knocked away, "Cause it's… it's not right. You're a human and…"
"Why do you have to judge everything!?" Mathew shouted at them, "Our love is beautiful and pure. Much better than you two just having sex the entire time when you're not even married, let alone going out! Gods, you make me sick!"
The two friends glanced at each other, turning a deep shade of crimson both for embarrassment and the thoughts they were having right now. Tyrell shook his head, shaking away any thoughts. Right now they were dealing with Matthew's problem. His and Karis' problem… wait, that wasn't a problem anyway! Well, they'd deal with the situation later.
"We think you're just… rebounding with…"
"What? Because of Sveta? Y-Yeah right! She has a kingdom to rule… I understand… besides I love Sol-by!"
Tyrell cringed at the name he had given the Sol Blade, even more when he affectionately kissed the golden blade. Just then a great booming voice appeared rom the heavens, accompanied by a man dropping from the sky.
"Harlot! I knew I would find you here!" He roared.
"U-uncle Felix!?" Matthew spluttered.
"You run away from home, and then court my nephew!? Did my touch mean nothing to you?" The legendary Venus Adept yelled, struggling to pull the blade from Matthew.
The two quickly ended up in a brawl, the sword switching hands every second or so as they tried to wrestle their… romantic companion back into their own arms. Next Tyrell knew, the blade had been thrown from both of them and was stabbed straight through his chest. He quickly cursed Matthew and Felix, especially after their first words at the sight were that they angry at him for stealing the blade's love from them.
Tyrell awoke sweating from the… interesting dream he had just had.
"I have got to stop eating those things from Ayuthay." He mumbled to himself, dropping back into his pillow.
"Hey, Tyrell!" Matthew called from the ladder leading to their room in the Lookout Cabin.
Tyrell turned, trying not to picture the dream again when he saw his blonde friend walking over to him.
"Hey, man, what's up?"
"C'mon, I'm finally gonna introduce her to dad and Garet." Matthew said, "Wait till you see how surprised they'll be, they didn't even know I had a girlfriend let alone one like her."
Immediately the images of the dream flooded back into his mind, namely the image of Matthew kissing the Sol Blade.
"I think they'll like her. I mean, she's strong, fast, and really helped us out in those last battles. Plus, she can really tear up things."
Tyrell was genuinely worried, he knew Matthew had to have been talking about Sveta, but all those things could just as easily refer to the blade they had found in Apollo Sanctum.
"So, c'mon, get up!" Matthew said, grabbing Tyrell's shoulders and half dragging him out of his bed, letting him collapse on the floor.
"O-okay." Tyrell replied.
He followed the Venus Adept back upstairs to where the two elderly Adepts sat, eagerly awaiting whatever news Matthew had told them he had. Tyrell became even more nervous when he saw Matthew pick up the sheathed Sol Blade from the table and hold it close to him. The way he was rubbing the pommel didn't make him feel any better either.
"Dad, Garet… dunno how to tell you this… but…" Matthew said, gripping the handle tighter, feeling the grip in his grasp. Every move Tyrell just saw something… so wrong about it all. He was really praying that he was talking about Sveta when he said girlfriend.
"I have a girlfriend."
The way Matthew's grip tightened around the handle, and how he moved one hand to hold the edge of the sword, did little to alleviate Tyrell's worries.
"And here she is!"
"Dude, don't!" Tyrell yelled as Matthew reached for the door, whilst slinging the sword over his back.
The three men all looked at the now incredibly red-face Mars Adept. He had just seen one of Sveta's ears through the small window in the door, but he had thought Matthew was flourishing the Sol Blade to introduce it.
"Umm… I mean…" He said, gesturing back toward the door, "…do your thing."
Everyone returned focus to Matthew, who revealed the young beast-queen standing with a large smile on the other side.
A collective sigh was breathed by the two parents.
"We thought you were with the Sol Blade!" They yelled, disappointed, resulting in a crying Matthew and Sveta.
Matthew awoke with a cold sweat next to the beast-girl following the firing of the Apollo Lens. This quest had really messed with his head.
There you go. Strange Sol Blade love and dreams.
I dunno...