101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
In this chapter, the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization will host a party…and invite a bunch of other organizations that happen to be very good friends of theirs!
Chapter 60: Reunion
"So, who's coming?" asked one of the members of the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization.
One of the executives of the organization pulled out a list. As it turns out, there were several different organizations coming.
One of the guests was the Anti-Scrappy Doo Organization, a group dedicated to killing the puppy that wanted nothing more than to destroy a popular kids show cartoon that had been running for years. Another was the Anti-Duck Hunt Dog Organization, a group with the similar goal of killing Scrappy Doo's father, a dog that loved laughing at other people's expense.
Yet another organization attending the party was the Anti-Dani Phantom Organization, a group dedicated to making Dani Phantom give up the ghost. YET another organization was the Anti-Ashley Graham Organization, a group that typically did things to the president's daughter such as feeding her to zombies, although occasionally they would spy on her in the shower as well, curious enough.
Still more organizations were coming to attend the party. The Anti-Spongebob Organization, a group dedicated to sending Spongebob Squarepants from the waters of Bikini Bottom to the fires of Hell, was also on the list. The Anti-Clippy Organization, a group of Microsoft users that loved breaking paperclips, would also be arriving soon.
The last organization that would be arriving was the Anti-Navi Organization, which was a group dedicated to swatting a little insect that had been pestering a certain hero for years. Link himself was the leader of the organization, with Zelda as his second-in-command.
The Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization had decided to decorate their base with pictures of Jar Jar Binks being slaughtered in horrible ways…although they had also made pictures of other annoying characters being maimed as well due to how many different organizations were coming.
As soon as everybody arrived, the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization began to party along with a bunch of their colleagues. It was time to boogie!
Near the end of the party, they announced they would be having a very special event…all the organizations would get to kill their designated victims at once…suffice to say this excited them heavily.
"Death to Jar Jar!" screamed the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization.
"Death to Scrappy Doo!" screeched the Anti-Scrappy Doo Organization.
"Death to the Duck Hunt Dog!" yelled the Anti-Duck Hunt Dog Organization.
"Death to Dani Phantom!" bellowed the Anti-Dani Phantom Organization.
"Death to Spongebob Squarepants!" shouted the Anti-Spongebob Organization.
"Death to Clippy!" shrieked the Anti-Clippy Organization.
"Death to Navi!" hollered the Anti-Navi Organization.
Meanwhile, in the Anti-Jar Jar Binks holding cell…
"I've got a strange feeling of dread." Dani Phantom told her cellmates. Apparently she somehow heard the commotion outside.
"Why are wesa all in da same place?" wondered Jar Jar Binks. He noticed that despite how different they all were, they all appeared to have one particular thing in common with him…but he couldn't put his feeble mind to it.
"I'll break you all out of here! Just watch!" Scrappy Doo exclaimed, trying to bust the jail door down with his fists…to no avail.
The Duck Hunt Dog laughed at his son's expense. Apparently he found failure hysterical.
"Let me out of here! I'm going to dehydrate soon!" demanded Spongebob Squarepants. Apparently he couldn't survive long without water.
"LEON! HELP!" screamed Ashley Graham. Of course, it was futile, as Leon was nowhere nearby.
"You seem to be trying to break out of jail. Need help?" asked Clippy.
"To get out of jail, you'll need a key of some kind!" Navi explained.
Suddenly, they heard the sound of the jail door being opened…initially, they all thought they were saved…until a barrel filled with TNT was rolled into the room.
"What the f-" yelled the group of seven, right before they were all blown to bits.
After this event, all seven organizations went their separate ways, with the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization coming up with more schemes to kill a certain Gungan.
"For now, let's get him back to his folks, shall we?" suggested the leader of the organization.
And so the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization did so, bringing him back so that our heroes would continue to have the pleasure of killing him next.
I hope you enjoyed this crazy crossover…suffice to say all seven of them had it coming…
In the next chapter…well I'm not sure what I'll do in the next chapter…maybe I'll make him take a shotgun to the face or something? Or perhaps I'll come up with something more creative…
Either way, expect more bloodshed in the future…to be honest with you I'm surprised I'm already over halfway done with this story…it's just my lucky day.