It's been over a week since I had my session with the beautiful Harley Quinn and much to my annoyance, I haven't seen her since. I haven't seen a single doctor at all, no sessions, nothing. Usually my sessions accrued three times a week when I had the other doctors, at first I thought maybe it was a weekly thing since we met on a Thursday but today is Sunday and I wasn't called to the room at all. Maybe she's ill? Oh I do how my Harley is ok. Over the time of not seeing her, my brain constantly pictured the blonde beauty no stop. Over and over my mind thought about our session, no one has affected me in such a way. All I could think about was her smile, that lovely blonde hair, them stunning baby blues. It was making me crazy. I have to see her again. I peered above me to see if she was there. I was sitting at a table in the dinner hall. It was a large room with no windows. Above me was a walkway that surrounded the four walls, guards with snipers stood there peering at us along with doctors that studied how we went about our ways. Harley wasn't there. I don't know if she was here before since it's only been three days since I was allowed back into the hall, the right was removed for a month due to bad behaviour.

"Word from the outside says that Bane and Freeze are keeping the bat busy" Harvey casually states while playing with his silly coin. Jonathan, Edward, Oswald, himself and I were sat around the table. The 'head table' as the other residents called it. Only the elite members of The Rogues where allowed to sit at this table.

"No word on your ex then Two-Face?" Scarecrow sneered cause the rest of the table to snicker. Dent only growled, mumbling a threat under his breath. This only caused Oswald to bark louder, he seemed to be really happy just of lately. I hate that stupid bird!

"What the hell are you so happy about chicken?" Harvey growled.

"I heard you have a new doctor" The Riddler dropped in. Fatso himself beamed at this.

"AND IT'S PENGUIN, DENT! Yes! I have! Such a little hot doctor I have, the things I would do to that body. It makes me tingle. And she likes me to!" He started to clap his hands like a sea lion and rocked back and forth. I never really liked him; he always stank of fish and had no sense of humour at all. Plus he was a really pervert when it came to women, I remember once he pinched Poison Ivy's butt. HOO-hoooo good times!

"Oh please! Like any woman would wanna touch you!" Scarecrow laughed.

"Shut it ginger!"

"Tell you about your new doctor Oswald" Nigma said quickly while looking at the snipers above him. This was the only time, apart from sessions, that we ever get outside our cells and the last thing we wanted was that freedom to be removed.

"Skinny, hot and totally into me!" I barley listen to him at all, Oswald thought anything with tits was hot.

"Who is she?" Two-Face puzzled.

"Doctor Quinzel!" What!

"No way! That fit young doctor from a couple of days back?" Crane's mouth dropped. My Harley is doctor to THIS THING! No, that can't be right, SHE'S MY DOC! MINE!

"That's her! And she wants me. I'm gonna do some rotten things to that little body, really nasty things. I'm gonna..." NO ONE TOUCHES MY HARLEY QUINN! I fly off the handle, unable to contain myself no longer. The anger from not seeing her for so long flows through my veins, filling me with hate. I stand from the table and quickly grab Oswald's jumpsuit, throwing him to the floor. Before I know it, I'm above the fat bird, punching at his face with all my force. Panic spread across the hall, the door burst open as doctors and guards came storming into the hall. One of them grabbed my arm from behind, giving The Penguin a chance to lay a hard punch to my jaw. The force of it split my lip and bruised my cheek instantly. As I saw red, the guard holding my arm took this as a chance to drag me away, kicking and screaming.

"I WILL KILL YOU PINGU! YOU'RE A DEAD BIRD!"

The next thing I knew I was being flung into the session room where Dr. Arkham was leant across the table with his arms crossed, not looking very happy.

"What is the meaning of this riot you just caused in the dinner hall?" He asked sternly.

"Where is my doctor?" I demand.

"I want to know why you attacked patient 4..."

"WHERE IS MY DOCTOR? WHY IS SHE WITH THAT FAT, FISH-SMELLING, BIG NOISED ASSHOLE? SHE IS MY DOCTOR!"

"ENOUGH! Dr. Quinzel has been re-assigned to ..."

"WHY?"

"Because she isn't trained or experienced enough to handle a nut job like you!" I have had enough of this! I slowly walk towards the bastard with an evil look in my eyes.

"You WILL re-assign me back to Miss Quinzel or there will be trouble!"

"And how will you do that? Face it Joker you are alone in here, you can't do anything!"

"Is that so? Well then tell me, if I am so alone in here then how do I know that Batsy is having a little trouble with Mr. Muscle and the ice cube? That plant girl is still at large? " Arkham's face dropped, wiping his smug look completely off.

"How did... How?"

"I am The Joker. Yes people do fear me but not all hate me for that, I have some fans" I chuckle. "And those fans would do anything for me; even risk their own lives to... I don't know... let say... plant a bomb under a red Toyota Prius with the registration number NQW2 8LL"

"How..."

"Like I said. Fans, they will do anything"

"It's coming up to nine months since you been here, why haven't you tried something like this before?"

"What and not get any peace and quiet?" I walked over to the door and banged my fist on it. Soon two guards opened the door and quickly took me back to my cell.

The next day I sat in the session room again only this time Harley Quinn sat across me with a worried look on her face. Although I'm happy to see her, I wish she would take that look off her face.

"Oh my... your cheek..." I raise my hand to signal her to stop.

"It's nothing toots"

"What happened?"

"What? No one told you?"

"Told me what?"

"That Oswald socked me one"

"WHAT? WHEN?"

"Yesterday"

"Oswald Cobblepot? The Penguin?"

"Yep"

"Why?"

"Because I was smashing his ugly mug into the ground!" I growl at the memories of what he said about the beautiful woman in the room.

"Excuse me for a second please" Harley huffed as she rose from her seat and walked out the door. After two long minutes of boredom she returned to the room and sat in her chair, her face was a fiery red.

"You ok cupcake?" I ask worried at the sight of her skin.

"I'm sorry you have kept you waiting Mr. Joker. I was not informed about the riot in the dinner hall yesterday"

"Are you ok?"

"No I am not ok! How dare they keep me in the dark like that! They are meant to inform me whenever there is a change or incident that involves my patients!" Wow, looks like doc here has a temper. I like it! "Why did you do it?"

"Jeez Harl... what can I say? I'm not sorry for hurting your 'patient'"

"What the hell are you..."

"What? Getting touchy because I hurt that lowlife? I know! You two have been getting all... argh... I don't even wanna think about it! How could you Harley! Two-Face... yeah...maybe, he's an okish guy but fatso? Jesus!" I couldn't help it, the bastard's words where running through my mind since yesterday, nonstop.

"What on earth are you talking about?" She asked, looking like I just explained a concept of something she didn't understand.

"You and The Penguin! He told me!"

"What did he tell you?"

"That you are his new doc and that you like him!"

"And you believed him?" Harley looked at me with a silly grin on her face. Do I believe him? I must have to get so wound up like that. "Why did you hit him?"

"Because he was saying things"

"What things?"

"Things he was gonna do to you!"

"Like?" She asked still confused.

"Sexual things" I say quietly as if I was saying a dirty word near a child

"Oh..."

"And I didn't appreciate what he was saying" we just stare at each other for a while, understanding what happened until Harley let out a breath she was holding.

"Yes, I was re-assigned to Oswald but as for liking him? Complete opposite! That... man is nothing but a pervert that wants to get lucky with any female, human or non-human. Really Joker, did you think that I would? With him? I know I have down sides but I'm not that hard done by!" I am such a fool! To think my Harley would even conceder touching that ugly prick! Not her, not that beautiful, classy, young...what a minute!

"Did you just call yourself ugly?" I growled. With all this growling I'm starting to sound like Dent! Harley just looked away, ashamed. She thinks she is ugly! "Have you looked in the mirror? How can you call yourself ugly?"

"I'm not exactly Catwoman or Poison Ivynow am I?" She said with sadness in her eyes.

"Harley," I spoke softly. "I have never seen such a more beautiful woman as I have you. Your eyes are like blue diamonds, that hair so shiny it burns me. And it's not just your looks either sweet cheeks, your laugh fills this shit hole like a beacon of light, making very one happy. No, you are not like fur ball or weed head; you are a million times better!" A single tear rolled down her perfect cheek as she took in my words, shocking her.

"Thank you" Harley breathed.

"You're welcome beautiful" I smile. What is this feeling in my chest? Why is my head spinning? Silence filled the room again, giving us time to think over what I just said. But time was running out and I had questions I needed answers to. "Why did they re-assign you?"

"Dr. Arkham took the tape from our last session and listened to it. He came to me the next day and told me he didn't like what he heard. That I wasn't professional enough, that I broke the rules and that if I wanted to keep my job here at Arkham, I would have to do exactly what he said"

"That bastard was blackmailing you?" I yelled.

"No, not really. He is the boss"

"So! Gives him no right! What did he say when he re-assigned me to you?"

"That due to your behaviour and the safety of others, he had no choice to re-assign me. Not that I mind. I liked our last session which is why I think Dr. Arkham pulled the plug in the first place"

"I see, so you enjoy our sessions?" She nodded. "Good, I enjoy them too"

Wow three chapters in three days, i am on a roll!

What did you think of the nicknames Pingu, Fur Ball and Weed Head? I thought Joker would call them it and tbh I couldn't resist calling Oswald Pingu!

Anyways review please my lovelies

Cece

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