The door slammed and Killian awoke, sitting up groggily, muttering "Emma?" "
"Emma your ass," it her father.
"You wish," he dodged David's fist as soon as he said that.
"What did you do to her?!" The overprotective daddy doesn't know how to chill...
"I did nothing," Killian replied, watching David- actually, his hand in case he decided to take a swing again.
"She's been acting weird," weird?
"I highly doubt it."
"She has your coat."
"So?"
"So, what did you to with her last night?" It was a question, but the overprotective daddy made it sound demanding.
"Nuthin'" it was the truth, wasn't it?
"Yeah, coming back late at night with a pirate coat seems like nothing, right."
"Yeah," oh... that was sarcasm... whoops
"Says the old grandpa who can't control her life," said Killian, trying to think of comebacks.
"Old grandpa?!" he yelled, "i'm younger than you, pirate."
"My apologies, young grandpa," Killian replied, man, he was getting good.
The daddy bear let out a growl and said, " I don't know how Emma handles you."
"Well, she-"
"On second thought, I don't want to know."
"Rude. Rude old grandpa."
Daddy bear growled again, "young grandpa," he corrected.
"Still a grandpa either way," Killian replied, coolly.
David hit him on the right arm and Killian fell to the left, mumbling, "you can't blame me for what's true."
Killian sat up.
"Mind my behavior," David began, "just stay away from my daughter. She doesn't need a pirate to influence her anymore."
Anymore? He influenced her?
"How exactly did I influence her?"
"She changed her clothes, she used to wear her read leather jacket and now she wears a block coat," he paused, "she only wears black now."
"A, I did not give her my coat. B, It's nice to know she wants to be a pirate. I knew she would consider being a pirate since I told her," Killian didn't give her his coat, did he?
"Okay, sorry for going off this topic a little," David said, although Killian knows he isn't sorry, "how'd you two meet and what is this 'beanstalk adventure' Mary Margret keeps mentioning?"
"Well, we met in Fairytale Land, and the beanstalk adventure is to get the compass that could find your world," Killian replied, nodding his head for no particular reason.
"I said 'how', not 'where'" David's was really quite annoyed, judging from the sound of his voice.
"Oh... um... I played dead 'cus I was working with Cora. She killed everyone and told me to make my story convincing. They found me. Your one bad ass daughter tried to kill me twice and that was in like the first 10 minutes. She asked me... you know... stuff... and asked why I wanted to go to Storybrooke. I answered her and I told her she needed a compass to find her land and I led them to a beanstalk. Umm.. That's about it," Killian said, not much details, but still, he heard it.
"And the beanstalk adventure- quest- thing?"
"I'd like to keep that to myself," Killian mumbled to himself.
"And the beanstalk adventure-quest-thing?" David repeated.
"No."
"And the beanstalk adventure-quest-thing?" David's voice was shaking, and man, that daddy bear was persistent.
"You don't need to know anything more," Killian's voice came out shaking and scared. Dammit Killian, he mentally slapped himself, you make it sound like something actually happened up there. But something did happen up there, well, yeah. Didn't it?
"Beanstalk adventure. Now," David hissed though his teeth.
"Erm... be like that grandpa," Killian hissed back, "we climbed the beanstalk, Emma took the compass. She locked me up there. The giant thing released me 10 hours later."
Killian raised an eyebrow, watching the daddy bear.
"Details," David demanded, and Killian sighed.
"Details," Killian mimicked David and said, "we rarely talked. I can't give details; unless you want to know what the compass looked like."
David let out a heavy groan.
"OH MY GOD. You're impossible," David said and punching Killian in the nose.
"What was that for?!" Killian screamed, trying to stop the blood with his hand, "I have this." Killian held up his left hand with the hook, "and I'm not afraid to use it."
"It's fun," David replied casually, "punching people, especially you. Don't touch Emma. Ever."
Killian rolled his eyes and everything went black. The last thing he heard was David saying: "Emma?" and the door slamming.
A/N: Sorry this sucks. And its short. I had HUGE writer's block on this chapter T.T so yeah... that's why it took so long...