Hey Guys!
First of all this is a Christmas chapter. I know it's only May but I really needed to get this chapter out of the way and I doubt anyone would want to wait till December!
Anyways, Happy readings!
Christmas is finally upon us and what a time it has been. Harley was now a regular in my little schemes and Gotham was now starting to fear her too. In no short space of time The GCPD pinned her as one of the Gallery of Rogues and a threat to Gotham's population. She is now part of the league of villains, often referred to with the likes of Poison Ivy and Catwoman. Bah, Harl is a million times better than them two combined! She has surpassed all expiations I had for her, surprising me in any way possible. There was just one problem. No... can't think about that now, I have plans. Setting at my desk, I look across to the people dotted around the room. I called in the 'old boys; into a meeting earlier, we still have a big drug addict problem to solve.
"We had the meeting with Falcone months back, why are we only doing this now Boss?" Pluto asked.
"Because it's Christmas soon" I reply slowly.
"What's the holiday got to do with anything?" Bruno asked confused. He was never the sharpest knife in the block.
"The scientists making and shipping the venom get a hefty wage package" I mutter scratching my head.
"I wouldn't mind their wages!" Finch snickered causing the others to snort and laugh.
"Do I have to explain everything!" I yell, rising from my armchair. "My small minded friends, let's use our brains for once. These scientists are loaded and not to mention, they are all men. Now what do most hard working men have? They have families! And what are in families? Wives! Children! So we have a family, now let's add the money. What do we get?"
"A stable income?" Bruno asked while scratching his head.
"Spoilt children! Greedy wives! They just want, want, WANT! Daddy I want this, I want that! True they do get what they want eventually but then again there is one time of year where the greedy wife and spoilt brat can go overboard."
"Christmas" Jackson grinned evilly.
"I still don't get it!" Bruno sighed. Before I could run over and rip his spleen out, Finch quick slapped the back of his head. Nodding at the henchman for saving me the trouble and the cleaning, I look back at the poor sod. No brains but loyal and good with his fists.
"It means Bruno, due to high demand the scientists will be too busy to focus on their work! With all the nagging and the whining, their minds will be filled with all the little toys and trinkets for the family!"
"So we storm in, shoot up the place and then what?" Jinx questioned.
"No, no, no. We have to learn how to walk before we run, Jinx! Besides if we leave a mass of destruction behind us, Bane will find out it's us and we don't want that!"
"Why not boss?" Jackson asked.
"Because we are going to pin it on Maroni!"
"But why?" Jackson asked again.
"Gang war my friends! Profitable and fun to play with! Now back to the task on hand. We have to be sneaky and luckily there's one flaw most men have. They leave everything till the last minute! Countless on the holiday, you always see men rushing around the day before the 'big day'. Valentine's day, Mother's day, hell even thanksgiving! Some men even buy things on the actual day! Not many shops are open Christmas day so there's our answer. We strike on Christmas Eve, two days from now!"
"Yeah, most of the workers would be out and it would be easy enough to sneak in!" Pluto cheered.
"Getting in would be easy put what do we do then boss?" Jinx reported. Finally, we are getting to the point!
"A month back I prayed some venom out of a dead druggy's hand and had it analysed. There are all sorts of mumbo jumbo in there! However, there is something that isn't in there yet!" I pull out a small vial, filled with a dark green liquid, from my waste coat and show the room. "This, this is the money shot! A little concoction I rustled up together a while back. Completely odourless, tasteless, can be converted into gas or liquid. One drop of this will take down an elephant! I call it 'The Joker Toxin'!" The henchmen around the room chapped with glee. "Now back to the plan! Christmas Eve, you lot will sneak into the Bannerman Pharmaceuticals factory and pour the whole contents of this vial into their new batch of Venom. Leave without anyone seeing you! I don't care which of you do it as long as it is done properly. If you are seen, the whole plan is ruined! Understood?"
"Got it Boss!" The room cheered.
"Good now chop, chop boys! You only have two days to plan your mission!" The henchmen soon left the room and I returned to my desk. If my calculations are correct, the spiked batch of Venom will reach Bane and his junkies within a month or two. It can't fail, the plan is bulletproof. Looking down at the newspaper in front of me, I looked at the date typed on the top right corner. Shit, three days till Christmas and I still haven't got Harley's present! I've been putting off collecting it for days while drawing up the 'spiked Venom' plan! I look at the red circled picture on the front page and smiled. She's gonna love it though!
"Boss?" Jinx said from the open office door.
"What is it Jinx?" I ask peering up from the desk.
"Is Harley in the bedroom?"
"No, why do you ask?" I peer into the empty bedroom to my right.
"Well it's 10:30pm, that's usually when I teach Harley how to shoot after Finch refused to teach her"
"Yeah so?" I half-assed asked, my brain still racked on Harley's present.
"Well she isn't in the gym or the kitchen or living room, I even checked the bathroom"
"HARLEY!" I scream. We both kept quiet for a moment but there was no reply. Rummaging in my jacket pocket, I pulled out my cell and pressed the call button.
"Boss?" Jackson asked.
"Is Harley down there?"
"Not that I know"
"Have you seen her today?" I haven't seen her in a few hours, maybe she's getting at tattoo or one of the boys took her shopping.
"I haven't seen her, no"
"WELL ASK AROUND THEN!"
"Hey has anyone seen Harley?" I hear Jackson called out to the room. "Nope, no one has seen her Boss" the henchman replied quickly. I hang up quickly and dial the number for the phone in the lobby.
"Hello?" A young man's voice spoke.
"Has Harley come past you today?"
"No Sir... I mean Boss!"
"Has anyone else checked out today?"
"No Sir... Boss!" Slamming the phone to the table, I rise from the desk and run to the bedroom.
"EVERYBODY UP HERE NOW!" Jinx shouted into his cell phone. The air in the room was freezing and I stopped in the centre, Harley's 'normal' clothes were scattered everywhere and her 'costume' was missing. Turning to my right, I see a window has been opened wide.
Two hours have passed since I discovered Harley had bailed out, groups of henchmen where now searching the city for her while me and a team of others stayed back at base.
"She's not at the amusement park Boss" Bruno spoke with a phone pressed to his ear.
"No sightings at The Iceberg either!" Pluto added.
"She couldn't have disappeared into thin air! FIND HER!" I yell at the boys. In front of me was a map of Gotham, covered in red crosses. "Have we checked the sewers?"
"Yes Boss, we have three teams coming back now. She isn't there" A man called Chip answered.
"Sent them down again! What about Arkham?"
"Jinx hacked into their cameras, she's not there" said Pluto.
"GCPD?"
"No reports or anything on the police scanner" a geeky looking teen called Tec answered.
"FIND HER GODDAMN IT!"
"Oh you have got to be kidding!" Everyone in the room turned to the office door to see a shocked Poison Ivy and a confused Harley standing there. "This is 'The Guy'!"
"The search is off, we found her" Bruno called into the phone before hanging up. Felling the tension in the room rise, all the henchmen made their way out the room.
"What is she doing here?"
"She has a name!" Ivy spat.
"Ok. What is killer weed doing here?" I growl.
"That fella of yours sure has he way with speaking to the ladies" Ivy rolled her eyes at my girlfriend. "Well it's been fun Harley but I really need to go" the redhead said as she shuck a cardboard box she was carrying. "You've got my number and you can call whenever you need me for ANYTHING"
"Thanks Red, I'll drop ya a text!" Harley squealed as we both watched the walking plant leave.
"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!" I yelled at my girlfriend.
"Puddin..."
"No Harley! You think you can sneak out the window and not expect me to call a search party! You've been gone for hours!"
"I can explain..."
"Oh you have a lot of explaining to do sweet cheeks! I've had every man I got out there looking for you! Do you know how... how... GOD SAKE HARLEY!"
"But I did it for you Puddin! Look!" My girlfriend crossed over the room and dumped a brown sack on my desk. Ripping open the sack, there I saw the object of this argument. The Harlequin Diamond. "I saw the red circle you drew around the picture on today's paper. It was meant to be a simple in-out job and it would have been expect Red tripped the alarm while she was trying to steal some rare plant toxins. We bumped into each and the police came, we had to use the toxins to escape. Once we were clear of the cops, Ivy took me to her place and injected me with this stuff that prevents me from being poisoned from her and her plans. We got chatting and I guess I lost track of time. I'm sorry Mistah J and... I know I'm not meant to give this to you but you already know what I got you so... Merry Christmas Puddin" Harley smiled gloomy as she passed me the very large diamond. Taking it from her I place it on my desk and shake my head before turning back to my girlfriend.
"Oh Harl" I laugh. "Baby, I was going to get the diamond for Christmas"
"Wait... you was?" My girlfriend asked shocked.
"Yeah, that's why I circled it. It's your diamond, it has your name"
"Oh god Mistah J, I've ruined everything!" Harley screamed as she ran into the bedroom.
"Harl!" I call as I run after her.
"I'm so stupid! God, everybody in Arkham were right! I am just some dumb, stupid blonde!" Harley screamed as she slapped her head. Grabbing her wrists, I pull her close to me as she sobbed.
"Don't you dare say that! You know you are none of them things! Why are you saying this?"
"Everything... is... ruined!" Harley cried between sobs. "Ruined... my... plan... it was... so... SPECAIL!" My girlfriend cried louder, burying herself in my chest.
"What was toots?"
"I was gonna tell you"
"Tell me what?"
"That..." Harley pulled away from my chest and looked into my eyes, tears stopping dead in their tracks. "... I love you"
Time itself seemed to stop after Harley softy spoke them three words that have never been told to me. Harley loves me. She loves me. Love. Me. The Joker. The scares. The make-up. The bullshit. Harley loves me. Inching closer to my girlfriend, softly kiss her dark ruby lips. A small moan escaped her lips are our kisses deepen, our hunger for each other consuming our bodies. A strange tingling sensation runs up my spine as Harley leg grinds up and sown my legs, causing my hands to wander over her body.
"Mistah J" Harley moaned as my mouth felt hers to trail kisses down her neck. Emotions running through my head as my hands thumbed with the zip on her back. That is this? I have never had the need for sex before. Removing her top, I pull away and gaze at the beauty before me. Why am I staring? It's not like I've never seen tits before. But this is different, I know it is but I don't know why. Missing her touch, I slam Harley back to me and attack her collar bone with kisses. Rewarding me with sweet moans, her hands made their way to my clothes, pushing of my jacket and unbuttoning my waist coat. As the items fell to the floor, I rip off my gloves and rub her soft back, returning my kisses to her neck. I feel my chest cool as Harley disposes my shirt, leaving me bare to her touch. Swiping my hand round to her front, I slowly move it up to her breast and rub it softly. I feel Harley's hands flatten against my chest and push slightly. Pulling away from my girlfriend, I search her face for answers. Am I pushing her too far? Please don't tell me to stop baby, don't want to stop.
"Pudding" Harley whispered sexily. "Can you takeoff the make-up please? I want to see the man I love"
"Sure thing sweetheart" I wink. Pulling away, I quick walk to the bathroom.
With all my make-up removed, I return to the bedroom to see Harley standing in front of the bed, her make-up also removed. Slowly closing the gap to her, I quickly launch on her causing us both to land on the bed. As fast as lighting, my lips attached themselves on to one of her nipples as my hands roam her naked torso. Harley's loud moans and wiggling hips encouraged my cock, making it harden and twitch in my pants. Releasing the nipple, I quickly replaced it with its twin while my hands travelled down her body. Teasing my girlfriend, I pull down the zipper of her pant very slowly, driving her wild with lust. Pulling down her pants a little, my hand slides under her panties and stops. Finding her clit, I begin to rub it gently in a circle.
"Oh Mistah J!" Harley screamed with shock and pleasure. Unable to restrain myself any long, I rip myself from her body and grab her foot. Removing both shoes quickly, my hands hooked themselves into her belt hooks and pulled, removing both her pants and panties together. Staring at her sex goddess before me, I quickly discarded my remaining clothing and crawled on top of her. Holding her hands above her head, I attack her lips with kisses as my other hand plays with her entrance. Without a sign, I slowly move a finger inside of her, feeling her walls cramp around the digit. Harley moaned into my mouth as I began to move, speeding up. Releasing her lips, I pull myself up a little to watch her face as I push another finger into her. Yep, she's defiantly a virgin!
"Puddin!" Harley screamed as my fingers speed in and out of her, deeper and harder. Within second she came over them and was now ready for me. Pulling out my fingers, I positioned myself between her legs, ready to entre.
"Harley..." I breathe.
"I'm ready" She smiled. Placing my cock against her, I lean my head next to hers. "I love you" Harley whispered into my ear. Taking my cue, I rammed my cock into Harley. Her cherry popped on impact causing my girlfriend to scream in pain. I hear her cry but I can't look at her, just got to keep fucking her till the pain fades. God I am a monster. She loves me and I'm destroying her! I'm sorry Harley, I'm sorry. Suddenly I hear a moan. And another. And another.
Pulling up, I peer down to my girlfriend. Her face was all red and fluster but by god she looked like an angle. Slowing down my thrust, Harley's body started to react to mine, matching my movement. Her walls milking cock for all it was worth.
"Mistah J" Harley moaned.
"Oh fuck Harley, so fucking good!" What is wrong with me! I don't enjoy sex! I... fuck this is really good! Throwing logic out the window, I begin to pound Harley faster, making her scream more.
"Oh god! Yeah! Please!" Fuck, she's going to come! I won't last much longer!
"That's it baby, come for me!"
"I love you!"
"Gonna come baby!"
"OH GOD PUDDIN!"
"HARLEY!"
"Hey" Harley smiled. It took us a few minutes to catch our breath and now we are cuddling up under the sheets.
"Hey cutie, how are you feeling?"
"A bit sore" my girlfriend blushed.
"It's excusable sweetheart. Why don't you go soak in the tub?"
"But I don't want to move"
"Yeah true that" we both laugh and I catch Harley yawning. "Get some sleep toots, you look knackered"
"Promise you'll stay here?"
"I promise" kissing my girlfriend goodnight, I watched as she quickly drifted off to sleep. I lay there staring at my girlfriend with awe as my mind raced. What are you doing to me Harley Quinn? I can't get enough of you. And the fact that you love me... that has blown my mind to smithereens! I would never admit this but I was really worried when no one could find you. I wasn't going to stop until I knew you were safe, even if you didn't want to come back to me. But you did, on your own free will too! But you did go because of me, to get me th...
FUCK!
What am I going to get you for Christmas?!
I hate Christmas! Never cared for the holiday, always preferred Halloween. It's a stupid holiday created by kids to con them out of pockets. It's a stupid and pointless holiday! Then why the fuck am I so worried?
"Harley?" I stand in front of my girlfriend with my arms behind my back.
"Yeah Mistah J?"
"Merry Christmas" I muttered as I shoved a wrapped box between us.
"Oh Puddin" No, you'll be screaming that later my dear. I promise. Shoving dirty thoughts to one side, I watch as Harley opens her present. "Oh my god!" Promises, promises.
"Do you like them?" I asked my girlfriend as she pulled out two custom made, semi automatic pistols.
"I love them" Harley squealed. Feeling the grips in her hands, I watch as she reads the engraving. "Bud, Lou?"
"That's right toots! Whenever you're in trouble I want you to use Bud and Lou. They are there to protect you"
"I love them, thank you Mistah J!" Harley squealed and jumped into my arms.
"Well I know there is one way you can thank me!" We laugh as I carry Harley to the bedroom. Meh, Christmas isn't so bad!
You do not know how hard it was to write that sex scene! Good god!
Right first of all Bud and Lou. I've been racking my brain as if I should have them included in the story or not. In the end I couldn't tie them in with anything so I decided to turn them into guns! Devil May Cry style!
I have also been thinking about changing the story description but I have come stuck with that one so if any of my readers would like to create a story description for me then that would be lovely! Full credit will be given too!
Now time for reviews!
Partypenguina3: Thanks for the support and I am trying my best, hopefully I'm not confusing you and other readers too much! (sorry if I am)
SinnX: Only nearly? =(
ComicCartoonFreak13: Thank you very much for the review. I was very worried about changing things a little too much but seeing your comment makes me feel like I made the right decision.
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CYBER JOKER TOXIN...
I mean...
CYBER CHOCOLATE CAKE!
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