The Scatty Horror Picture Parody Part II
A few minutes later, a quite happy Charms Professor was on his way to the great hall for his breakfast. In one hand he carried a over-sized chocolate bar and grinned wide, nearly sappy. He sat down on his usual place next to Prof. Bins.
"Good morning.", he said, beaming.
The older Professor answered with a groan.
"Nice day, isn't it?"
Another groan.
"Sorry, was that a Yes or a No?", Sirius asked politely.
"Braaaaa-ain", Bins creaked and continued his breakfast.
"Whaaa! There's an eyeball in my breakfast!", one of the students cried out.
"So? Eat, and be quiet, please!", the headmaster shouted back. The student sniffed silently.
Sirius sighted. Having a proper conversation with a zombie isn't as easy as people always think. A few minutes later he left in order to skip his first lesson. In fact, no one in the class would listen to him, so he could really do something more worthwhile than trying to teach. But his attempts to have a free morning were destroyed by a thin as a rake and rather greasy-haired figure.
"Where're you heading, Black?"
"Erw … nowhere in particular."
"And that'sssssss the problem.", Prof. Severus Snape hissed and his snakelike tongue fluttered.
"Anyway, who let you out of your canalization?", Sirius asked sarcastically.
"Fuck you, Black.", with that, Snape turned and walked away.
"Nice.", Sirius said as he made his way to the third floor.
Tbc ...