Lol this is what happens when shirayuki55 and I discover the power of Caps Lock. xD So, without further ado, I give you, the Chapter of Shouting! Yay!

Tsuki and Yuki walk back into the room. Tsuki grinned and pulled out an airhorn from behind her back. After both Tsuki and Yuki put on earplugs, they both counted to three. Tsuki, "One..." she started. "Two..." Yuki added. "Three!" both girls exclaimed in unison. Tsuki then pressed on the button at the top of the airhorn, making a high pitched sound blare throughout the entire room, and effectively scaring the Bleach cast. Tsuki and Yuki laughed at the now terrified cast, as some of them were up on the ceiling, with their backs arched making them look like frightened cats. After removing her earplugs, Tsuki smiled, "Good morning bakas! How'd you guys sleep?" By the sound of complaining coming from the cast, it was obvious that they didn't sleep well, much to Tsuki's pleasure. Tsuki then frowned when she saw that everyone seemed to have more energy than yesterday. It looked like they had been fed, but Tsuki could remember not giving them anything last night. So that would mean... "Yuki!" she yelled, stressing the "u" for emphasis, "Did you give them food without my permission?" Yuki then smirked, taking out her own earplugs. "Yes, I did." she said proudly, "And I did it without your permission." Tsuki threw her arms up in the air, "Why would you do that?!" she turned and pouted, "I was having fun starving them, too." Yuki then snorted, "Oh please. I know you fed Renji." Tsuki then turned to Yuki, "Well yeah, I did, but that's because i like Renji!" Ichigo then jumped up yelling, "Why the hell does Renji get to be the favorite? Everyone knows that I am the hottest character in Bleach! If anyone should be the favorite, it should be me!" Tsuki then glared daggers at him, "Quit your bitching, Ichigo." She said angrily, "You may have your own fanbase, but so does Renji. Also, you are NOT the hottest character in Bleach! Do you have long red hair? Do you have sexy tribal tattoos on your body? Are you a badass? No, your not. You're just a stupid little bitch-ass who's name means strawberry in Japanese, which is also gay, and the only reason your still alive is because your the "main character" of Bleach!" Tsuki finished her rant, breathing heavily. Everyone watched in awe, with their mouths agape. They then turned to Ichigo, expecting him to make a comeback, even though there was no way of topping Tsuki's comment. Without warning, Ichigo burst into tears. Everyone sweat dropped, even Yuki, who was hoping that Ichigo was man enough to stand up for himself. Through his tears, he wailed, "Your so mean to me!"

Tsuki smiled, "That's right, now go cry in the corner!" She pointed to a random corner. Ichigo yelled furiously, "Don't tell me what to do!" He crawled over to the corner anyway, despite his outburst, and curled up into the fetal position sobbing quietly. Rukia screamed, "How could you do that to him! He had dreams, you heartless…" She trailed off, "Thing!" Tsuki scoffed, "Thing? Really Rukia? That's the best you can come up with?" Turning away from Rukia who, after glaring at Tsuki, ran to comfort Ichigo, Tsuki asked in general, "Hey, where's Byakuya?" She suddenly spots him in another corner of the room sobbing despondently over the shredded bits of his expensive scarf. Rocking back and forth, he mumbled, "My scarf. My beautiful scarf, she ripped it! You were once the pride of the Kuchiki clan. Now look at you!" He then buried his face into the shredded fabric, sobbing uncontrollably. Yuki frowned, "Wow Tsuki" She said flatly, "You've managed to make two people cry in the span of five minutes." Tsuki grinned, an evil glint in her eyes, "Yay! That's a new record!"

Yuki just shook her head at her friend. She then turned to the rest of the cast, who haven't said anything at all yet. She smiled sweetly, "Why haven't you guys said anything? Your input is important, too." Tsuki then snorted upon hearing Yuki's words, "No it isn't." She laughed, "Their input is more laughable than important." Yuki then scolded, "Why must you be so mean?" Tsuki shrugged, "Cuz." she said bluntly, as though that answered Yuki's question. Now it was Yuki's turn to throw her arms up in the air, although when she did she nearly hit Uryu in the face. She yelled, "Can't you be nice for at least one chapter?" Tsuki smirked, "I could, but i won't." She then laughed at Yuki's inner explosion as she seethed. After she finished her internal explosion, Yuki took a few deep breaths to calm herself. She then sighed, and cooling down she said, "Alright, we're going to have a special guest appearance today!" Everyone then silently pitied whoever the fool was that stupidly decided to enter this dammed place.

Karin walked into the room and spotted Ichigo first. she ran over to him and grabbed his ear yelling, "Where the hell have you been? Do you know how worried Yuzu is? Do you now how annoying dad has become since you were gone? He's even more of a perverted bastard now than ever!" While she was scolding Ichigo, he was yelling random pleas for her to let go of his ear and get help. Tsuki and Yuki started giggling behind their hands. "House troubles, Ichigo?" Tsuki commented. Ichigo glared at her and yuki. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!" he screamed. Tsuki nodded, "You're right, it's not." Everyone turned to give her shocked looks. Was Tsuki actually being considerate? Does that mean she's being nice? What is the world coming to? Tsuki then burst into laughter, "IT'S HILARIOUS! HAHA!" As she continued to laugh, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Good, everything was still normal. Tsuki was still the evil person she always was. Nothing changed. Eventually, Karin let go of his ear. Karin noticed Toshiro and said to him, "Hey what's up, Toshiro? How's elementary treating ya?" She started ruffling his hair, "I see you haven't grown, but I bet that's because you're still a little kid, huh?" A vein began to bulge on his forehead. He screamed, "I AM NOT A LITTLE KID!" "Yes you are." Tsuki retorted. Toshiro shouted, "STAY OUT OF THIS!" Tsuki smirked and said mockingly, "Aww, it's midget rage." She laughs and started to point at Toshiro.

Yuki was trying to keep a straight face, "Tsuki that's not nice." However she breaks down into giggles along with Tsuki, and Toshiro glares heatedly at the both of them. Toshiro then screamed at the top of his lungs, "I AM NOT A MIDGET!" Tsuki, who was still giggling, said, "Fine, but your not tall either." Toshiro then screamed, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULL-ACK!" Everyone starts laughing at hearing this. "Rangiku, who was trying to be sympathetic, asked, "Aww Captain, did you strain your voice again?" Toshiro glares but nods mutely, refusing to speak any further. Tsuki then yelled "Speak, damn it!" She proceeds to stomp on his foot. Toshiro screeches, "AAAAAAH-ACK!" Renji remains quiet. Tsuki had a concerned look on her face, "Aww, what's wrong pineapple?" she turned to Ichigo shouting accusingly, "WHAT DID YOU DO?" Ichigo cowered in fear. Yelling defensively, "NOTHING, I SWEAR!" Renji put his hand on Tsuki's shoulder, "It's cool, I'm okay." He said reassuringly, to which Tsuki grinned and yells, "YAY!" She then jumps him again. Renji baffled, asked, "HEY, WHAT'RE YO-MMMM!" Tsuki smashes her lips onto Renji's cutting off his speech. Yuki had an internal battle as she stared at Ichigo. Mentally, she battled, "I shouldn't do it. I shouldn't do it. He belongs to Rukia, Rukia, not me. Not me…" She then turned to see Tsuki sucking Renji's face, which didn't help her in the slightest. Yuki then screams out loud, "FUCK THIS! MOVE RUKIA!" Pushing Rukia aside, she then tackles Ichigo. Ichigo looked frantic, "WAIT, WAIT, NOOO-MMMMM!" She smashes their lips together. Tsuki's head suddenly pops up and she grins, "WOO, WAY TO GO YUKI!" Rukia looked hurt and tears started to form in her eyes, "Yuki, how could you?" Tsuki bluntly yelled, "AW, SHUT UP!" She then goes back to smothering Renji while Yuki continues to smother Ichigo.

Rukia then turns to her brother, looking for comfort, only to spot him engaged in a hot makeout session with his shredded scarf. She couldn't believe what she was seeing. It had scared her young eyes to see her only brother, the one she thought so highly of, making out with a pieces of cloth. She snapped, screaming, "BROTHER! WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?! UNHAND THAT THING AT ONCE!" She tries to snatch it from him but he flips her off shouting, "LEAVE US RUKIA, THIS IS A PRIVATE MOMENT!" Rukia now stands in the midst watching the chaos around her. Her only thought is, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! Rukia crossed her arms over her chest and yelled out loud, "How is it that I am the only one with nobody to make out with?" Rangiku then angrily pipes up, "Oh, stop your whining! I don't have anyone either." She turned to Toshiro, who was still silent. "Wait a second." A plan then formulates in her mind. She gasps and screams, "CAAAAAAAPTAAAAAAAIN?" Toshiro then screams hoarsely, "DON'T. YOU. DARE-MMMM!" Uryu suddenly perks up. He strode over to Rukia and smoothly said, "Hey uh, Rukia, I'm right here if you wanna…" He then waggled his eyebrows, "You know." She looked at him, then away, then back at him, then away again. Finally, she stared him dead in the eyes with a disgusted look shouting, "NO OKAY? JUST NO!" Uryu sulkily said, "You don't have to be so RUDE about it!" Then, with his last hopes crushed, he bursts into uncontrollable tears. Rukia sighed exasperatedly, "Well, since our so called "hosts" are too busy playing tongue hockey with my friends, I guess it's up to me to end this thing before it gets any worse. So, bye. And if I were you, I wouldn't come back!" Both hosts suddenly popped up screaming, "DON'T SAY THAT!" Then they went back to playing tongue hockey with their struggling captives.

So there ya go! Leave a review on your way out, k? And stay tuned for Chapter 4!