101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks

It's the second-to-last Anti-Jar Jar Binks chapter, folks! In this chapter, he's going to die…by being imploded! What's that? You don't know what that is? Let's just say that it's not very pretty…and that it won't be fun for Jar Jar Binks just like all of the other deaths…it's actually kind of the opposite of an explosion as you can tell by what the word sounds like…but it's still lethal nonetheless.

But then again, that's probably to be expected. You know all how all of these chapters always end…it's a once per episode thing…and I don't think we should put an end to that little pattern now, am I correct? So let's continue this like always and watch Jar Jar Binks get killed.

Chapter 90: Implosion

Once again, the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization was plotting how to murder the obnoxious Gungan that referred to himself as Jar Jar Binks. It wasn't easy to kill him now that he was getting intelligent and that they were running out of ideas.

"We've tried everything! How else are we going to kill him?" asked one of the members.

"I don't know, let's ask our scientists. They're the smart ones." answered another member.

As it turns out, they were working on more machines they could use to kill Jar Jar Binks. They had already built an electric chair and a poison gas chamber, as you could tell by the previous chapters. Ironically enough, they were also running out of ideas.

Just how were they going to kill him next? Was today finally the day where they wouldn't be able to kill Jar Jar Binks simply because they ran out of ideas to kill him? Things were starting to look bleak…

At least, until one of the scientists came up with an idea of using a machine to make Jar Jar Binks one-dimensional…which undoubtedly would be a horrific experience considering that he was normally three-dimensional.

"Would that kill him?" asked one of the scientists.

"Yes, it would." answered the chief scientist.

"Then let's do it!" they agreed.

And so the scientists told the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization about their idea. They agreed to this unorthodox matter of death and they went to fetch Jar Jar Binks for his execution…the only problem was, just where was he? They looked around the headquarters and realized that he didn't seem to be anywhere around.

Suddenly, they heard a sound of an engine being started, and realized what was going on. Jar Jar Binks was escaping!

"So long yousa losers!" he stated, boarding a conveniently located escape van.

"Not again! Stop him!" they exclaimed.

Unfortunately, this time they were too late, as he immediately drove the van away from the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization HQ and sped off into the highway before they could catch him.

"Oh great! Now what are we going to do! The boss wants Jar Jar Binks dead! And I get the feeling that was his van…" answered one of the members.

"Fortunately, we just installed a GPS device that we could use to track him down." answered one of the scientists.

"Why didn't we think of that before? Now he has no place to hide from us!" agreed the members.

Using the GPS, they discovered that he was heading towards Hollywood. Why you ask? So that he would become a star…but knowing how annoying he was it was a disaster waiting to happen.

"Oh man this isn't good. This isn't good at all. He's probably going to create a movie so horrible that it would make The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and The Last Airbender seem good in comparision…" said one of the concerned members.

"Worse than The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and The Last Airbender? We have to stop him right now!" exclaimed one of the higher-ups.

As soon as possible, they ran into the Anti-Jar Jar Binks HQ and pulled out one of their many Books of Resurrection.

"You think we should sell these for cash?" asked one of the greedier members.

"That's not a good idea. Magic isn't something that you should play with, especially ones that involve mortality and whatnot." answered his cohort.

"Aw man!" answered the greedy member.

"Now let's hurry and cast the teleportation spell so that we can go to Hollywood and stop Jar Jar Binks from making the worst movie ever made in history." ordered the higher-up.

They read from the Book of Resurrection and cast the teleportation spell, taking them to Los Angeles. Soon enough the Gungan was already there.

"How'd he get there so fast?" asked one of the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization initiates.

"I guess he must have drove way above the speed limit." answered one of the scientists.

Sure enough, Jar Jar Binks was in fact planning to create a movie that would make theatergoers run away in terror…but thankfully this did not happen, as the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization members grabbed onto him and started dragging him away.

"Noooo! Mesa was gonna make da best movie ever! I was gonna make millions! Curse yousa Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization!" he bellowed.

After foiling Jar Jar Binks's plan to create the worst movie in history, they teleported him back towards the Anti-Jar Jar Binks HQ and stuck him inside their machine. They then activated it so that he would get what was coming to him.

"Why does mesa feel so funny? What's going on?" he wondered.

Suddenly, he felt his body start to get all warped. It was as if his body was suddenly made out of jello and was now shaking everywhere.

"Cut dis out! Mesa feel awful! Stop dis right now!" he demanded.

There was a sickening noise, and all of a sudden blood splattered everywhere. Jar Jar Binks' body collapsed on itself from the dimensional warping, and he was now officially dead.

"Now this was our best death yet." answered the scientist. "Then again, it's just my opinion."

After scooping up the crumpled carcass of Jar Jar Binks, they pulled out the Book of Resurrection and brought him back from the dead. Hopefully he would not try to make a movie that would make theatergoers' heads explode like he did last time…otherwise they would probably have to use the machine again.

Afterwards, they brought him and his friends back home, so that they could once again do the job of killing Jar Jar Binks so that he wouldn't annoy everyone in the galaxy to death and ruin the Star Wars prequel trilogy for everyone.

Time would only tell if they would finally give the Gungan exactly what he deserved.

Jar Jar Binks is once again dead…what did you think of this unusual method of death? We all know what happens to him once a chapter…so I suppose it's probably a good idea to come up with a creative way to kill him. Then again, you reviewers have actually come up with a few creative ways to kill him this well. Just remember to check the killing methods before you come up with a suggestion so you don't put in a killing method I've already used. It's not a big deal, but I don't want to repeat a killing method.

101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks is close to the finale now…what do you think will happen? You should probably know that it's going to be big…you think I should start a countdown or something? Of course, you shouldn't need one if you already know how to count…but it still might be an idea you guys would support.

But irregardless, the story's still going to be finished soon…hopefully anyway. There's only about ten chapters left to go…so you're probably excited. I guess I shouldn't keep you waiting then…it's not like these chapters take a long time to make, anyway. The only problem really is coming up a unique way to kill him…because of that this story's probably not going to make a sequel unfortunately…but if you guys want I can create a Star Wars fic…does that seem like a good idea to you?

Then again, I do want to make fics in different categories…if you get what I'm saying…so it'll probably be a while before I actually do so. But it's still there if you guys think I should do one. Feel free to give me ideas.

So until then, I'll be seeing you later. Peace!