The Banana Slug: Is the act of sleeping with gnomes considred lolicon? No, it is not. For you see, would it be lolicon to have sex with a midget, no it would not…

…And yes, I can say the word midget without sound bigoted because I can. Let's just leave it at that.

Anywho, I see this is getting a bit popular, so I'll need to give some ground rules, I'll most likely post this on my profile for later us.

1) Don't expect scenes with female taurens, worgen, or any other female furry characters, just a preference. Deal with it. |:(

2) Bestiality? Nnno! I don't know the FULL extent of the law, although I might, just might, make one with FICTIONAL animals (elekk, kodo, dragons) and/or ones with high intelligence. Maybe…FYI Druids in animal form are not out of the equation.

3) No Yaoi…but if anyone wants to do a LustCraft devoted to Yaoi, you have my full blessing. :)

4) None of scat, vore, torture, mutilation, loli/shotacon, or any of that sadistic and gross crap.

5) No Over-The-Top character bashing. Maybe a little smudge, but not enough.

LustCraft

By The Banana Slug

CHAPTER 8: Four Gnomes and a Human

It was a nice day in the calm land of Elwynn Forest, the sun was glistening off the lake water as a young mage laid on the beach. He was a human, a teenager, with dark skin, black hair, and purple eyes. He was thin yet muscular, about sixteen years old in body. The mage wore a grey shirt, brown pants held up by a large belt, black boots and gloves, and held in his hand was a large shoddy wooden staff.

The mage, named Hared, laid on the beach and relaxed like a king. The boy had just learned too much for a young low-level mage should learn, and decided to play hooky for a few hours and take a well-deserved break.

"Now, all I need are some girls to enjoy this nice sun with," sighed a lazy Hared, stretching his arms and yawning loudly, dozing off in the sun soon afterwards.

As he slept on the beach, four cute gnomes walked down the path to the lake. They were all grouped up and talking to each other about technology and telling goblinophobic jokes.

One had pink hair tied to pigtails, wearing a vest full of tools with a built-in backpack, blue shorts, black work boots and gloves, held a large wrench and wore green goggles strapped to her forehead that did nothing.

Another had short green spiky hair, wearing full-body leather armor with a green tabard with the symbol of a wrench on it, a short sword strapped to her back.

Another had long blonde hair ending in a bob, wearing a long red robe with her face concealed in a hood.

And the last had blue hair tied in one large ponytail. She wore a grey cloth top which showed her stomach, black cloth pants connected by a work-belt, black galoshes, long black work gloves, and held a PDA-like device in hand as she wore large red goggles over her eyes…which also did nothing.

"And so, that is why, in theory, space travel can be possible with the right Gnome tech," explained the pink-haired gnome.

"I quite agree," replied the blue-haired gnome, "But it will take some time, and it is beyond the recourses we currently have."

"And Goblin," added the blonde gnome.

"Hey! Look!" shouted the green-haired gnome out of the blue, pointing at the resting mage near the lake. The gnome girls awed at him and rushed over, quickly surrounding him.

"He's cute!" exclaimed the pink-haired gnome with lustful admiration, blushing and swaying her hips.

"I dunno, he seems kinda scrawny for me," replied the blonde gnome with doubt, lightly kicking his hand.

"He's still growing!" defended the green-haired gnome in a grump.

"He's a teenager, sicko!" argued the blonde gnome with a pout, "He's way too young for you!"

"Not too young!" giggled the pink-haired gnome, "He's still cute enough for some fun!"

The blue-haired gnome strolled over and sat on the boy's legs, undoing the teen's belt and quickly siding it off. "How 'bout we judge how scrawny he is with a closer look!" she explained, then tugging down his jeans eagerly.

What they saw was his 1'3 inch wide and 6'4 inch long uncut penis, flaccid yet enticing. The gnomes looked at his cock with interest, the green-haired gnome smirked at the pessimistic blonde gnome, who pouted and rolled her eyes. "My opinion still hasn't changed and GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" she argued, then had to yell at the blue-haired gnome, who sucked on the limp dick with her eyes closed.

Hared slowly woke up with a groan, looking down to see a group of gnomes gathering around him, with one suckling on his penis. He shouted in surprise and backed away in confusion, his cock plopping out the gnome's mouth.

"Wuh! Who are you and what were you doing?" stammered the nervous mage. He looked at his own penis, which slightly grew hard in the moment. Hared quickly covered his crotch in front of the small ladies.

"Don't hide it!" pleaded the green-haired gnome, crawling over to him, "It's so big!" Hared grunted and smiled, rubbing the back of his head bashfully with one hand, then admitting, "It's not THAT big!"

"Oh, it is! That's for sure!" replied pink-haired gnome, running up to his side, then asking quickly, "What's your name, cutie?"

"Oh? My name? My name is Hared the Lesser," admitted the mage bashfully, then asking them the same question, "What are your names?"

"Oh! I'm Dotty Rocketpocket!" announced the pink-haired gnome.

"I'm Spockle Metalchest," replied the green-haired gnome.

"Kama Bronzegeer," sighed the blonde gnome.

"And I'mma Buza the Intelligent!" proudly admitted the blue-haired gnome, getting closer to his hands. She removed his hands from his crotch, revealing his chub to her, much to her delight.

"Wait! Hold on! We only just met!" yelped Hared in surprise.

"I know your name and you know mine, I do believe we have just met," retorted Buza, then returning to what she was doing, sucking his limp cock.

"Gah!" let out Hared, letting the sexy gnome fellate him. He sighed in pleasure as it got harder and harder. Dotty rubbed his shoulders with a giggle and said, "Don't worry, cutie, we won't hurt you, besides, you seem content now!"

"Yeah…I was…actually hoping some girls would show up," he grunted out, Buza began bobbing her head down his large penis, sucking it as saliva ran down his shaft.

"Wishes come true, apparently," added Spockle, who removed the top of her armor and showed off her large gnome breasts, much to Hared's immense pleasure. Kama watched the whole thing, crossing her legs and touching her face, wondering if sleeping with a teenaged human is really such a bad thing.

As she thought, Hared made out with the half-naked Spockle as Dotty already took off her vest and was struggling to get her shorts off, rolling comically on the sand. Spockle moaned as her tongue wrestled with the young human's, his hand caressing her breast as he slowly yanked her pants down with the other hand, causing her to blush.

Suddenly, Buza's eyes widened as she took a deep gulp as semen shot out her nose. She quickly removed her mouth from his still-hard cock and began coughing wildly.

"Ack! That…is a lot of splooge!" she breathed out, wiping the white seed from her nose, "And you're still hard?"

"I wanna go first!" announced a now-naked Dotty, raising her hand up eagerly.

"When a goblin learns charity will you!" argued Spockle, breaking her kiss from the young Hared, who sighed with disappointment, wanting more of Spockle's tongue.

"I had his jizz shoot up in my mouth and squirt out my nose!" ranted Buza in anger, "I deserve to ride his huge thingamajig first!"

As the three fought, Kama slowly got rid of her clothes, naked like her two colleagues. She twirled her hair and was not sure how to butt into the argument.

"Hold on, why not let our new friend make the decision?" added Spockle, pointing smugly at the justifiably confused Hared. He was not good with rushed decisions like these.

"Um, if you say so," let out Hared, who looked at all four of the eager gnomes. He thought silently, and after a minute or so, he pointed at Spockle. She grinned and giggled with joy, the two gnomes grunting in frustration.

"Sorry," sighed Hared nervously.

"No, it's alright, sorry for getting' ya stressed 'n all," sighed Buza, then adding playfully, "Just have fun, we all sure will."

"Whatever, loooooser! Me first, me first!" yelled Spockle happily, then climbing on Hared and pressing her hand on his chest, "Now, lie down, and I'll do the rest."

"Okay," replied Hared quickly, dropping onto his back eagerly. Spockle pressed the lips of her vagina against the tip of his cock, before letting it slid right in. Spockle yelped and began riding on the teen mage, her breasts bouncing with every thrust down. The other gnomes watched as their friend moaned as she fucked the human, Buza began removing her clothing as well. Soon, all the gnomes were naked and ready for a piece.

Kama slowly walked over, rubbing her arm. "Aha!" laughed Dotty with pride.

"Shut up! It's huge, that's the only reason!" whined Kama childishly.

"Ah! Ah! Ha! I got ya! Mmmh! So good!' moaned out Spockle, bouncing on Hared's cock, "I knew! Eeeh! I knew you'd come around! You always AH! That's the spot!"

"Hurry up!" whined Buza, tapping her foot in the sand, "We all wanna turn with his big fat cock!"

"I'm going as fast as I can! But! But! Mmmmmph! He won't come!" moaned Spockle, pumping his cock faster and faster, yelling out in pleasure as she felt her body tremble. Dotty giggled as she gave Spockle a hard smack on the ass. She replied with a yelp and an angry shout, "Stop it! Nnnnnh! You big! Ah! Mean! Nnnnh! Bully!"

Dotty giggled at her friend's reaction, Spockle grunted and turned to Hared, who moaned and panted as he was screwed, "Fuck her hard for me! Oh! So good."

"Gotcha! Nh!" he moaned out, his dick getting wet inside her.

"Good boy! Aaaah!" panted Spockle, humping up and down faster, getting ready to blow. Hared moaned louder and louder as he was ready to reach orgasm as well.

Amazingly, at the same time, both Spockle and Hared released their energy, both moaned out, long and loud. Spockle shivered as semen spurted out her slit and down his shaft. She giggled as she got up, looking back and seeing her seed-stained vulva, the sticky juices everywhere.

"Broke him in for ya!" giggled Spockle, wiggling her butt.

"That…was so good," panted Hared, his dick still hard and covered in his own cum. Spockle fell off Hared and onto the sand, and began to breath heavily in pleasure. Kama stepped towards him slowly, soon standing between his legs.

"Oh, hi," let out Hared nervously.

"I'm ready, you ready?" asked Kama quietly with a smile.

"Yeah!" exclaimed Hared with a smile, getting on his knees in front of Kama. The gnome fell on her back, with Hared falling on his hands over her. He grabbed his long cock and pressed it against her slit, before finally pushing it into her tight vagina.

Kama squealed and moaned as Hared rammed into her, jabbing into her wet slit rapidly as he panted heavily. Kama pressed her small feet against his stomach, letting the boy pound into her soft wet pussy.

"Nyah! So good! Don't stop! By all that is holy! Please don't stop!" she moaned out. Hared nodded as he sweated, panted, and fucked. Buza crawled over and looked at the pleasured and sweating Kama. "Need assistance?" she asked teasingly.

"Yeah! Yeah! Too much!" she moaned out.

"Can't help there!" giggled Buza, who looked at Hared's wet cock, who was only able to slide half of the cock into the gnome slit. Buza grabbed the remaining shaft and just held a half fist on it, letting his thrusting do the rest.

"Ugh! Thanks…Buza!" moaned out Hared, pounding harder into his gnome lover, who replied with screams of pleasure.

Dotty and Spockle watched with giggles, the pink-haired gnome turned to her friend and asked, "He's that good in that fat sack o' his?"

"To the nth degree, bitch!" giggled Spockle, they both panted and continued to watch the show, Hared moaning in exhaustion, Kama yelping in ecstasy, and Buza grinning in mischief.

Finally, Hared groaned as he shot his load into another gnome, thrusting rapidly as he felt the pleasure surge through his cock. Kama and Buza watched with surprise and arousal as the semen squirted out and covered Buza's gloved hand with white semen.

"Wowie!" they both giggled out. Hared slid out of the gnomes' grasp and stood on his knees, panting like a dog with his dick slightly going down.

"No! Not yet!" groaned Buza, who pressed her hand on his sack and rubbed his testicles slowly. Hared groaned in pleasure as his cock instantly jutted back to erection.

"You're all incorrigible," panted Hared, Buza replied with a soft giggle, reminding him of an old dwarf saying…

"Beware, beware, of a gnome with long hair! Though tiny in height, if the al is just right, she'll follow you back, and hop in the sack."

He understood it perfectly.

He grabbed Buza and pressed her down on her knees with her arms on the sand, her ass sticking up to him, giving a little wiggle. Hared lowered his head and began licking her soft vulva, Buza giggling and panting with pleasure.

After giving her a fine yet small lick, he got back up and took off his shirt, throwing it aside. He grabbed his exhausted cock and pushed into Buza's welcoming pussy.

Buza squealed and panted as she was rammed into, Hared pressing his hands on her asscheeks as he pounded into her soft wet slit. He groaned as he looked up at the sky, breathing slowly as he had hot sex with a squad of pretty gnomes, ready for a ride.

"Hared! Hared! Don't stop, it feels sooooooo good! Mph! Oh! Nyaaah!" screamed Buza, already coming so soon, sooner than she expected. She raised her butt higher, standing on her tip toes. Hared got on his feet and arched his legs, his scrotum swinging with every one of his rapid thrusts.

"Ooooh! That looks nice!" giggled Spockle, pointing at his hanging scrotum, "Bigger than the guy's back home!"

"Oh Spockle!" sighed Dotty, "Of course, he's a human! Humans have big fat balls, full of splooge!" Both of them sighed again and licked their lips, staring at his sack.

Bruza moaned and groaned as she dug her face in the sand, her goggles keeping the sand away from her eyes as she panted rapidly. Both of them sweated as he came closer and closer to climaxing into her, both finally yelling out as semen squirted out again, dripping down her stomach and off her chin.

They both fell on the sand, sitting next to each other, panting wildly as Hared's cock began to go limper and limper.

Dotty skipped to Hared with a wide smile, "Okey-dokey! My turn!" she chimed with a sway of her hips.

"I…I can't…it's starting to get a bit sore," grunted Hared, panting and sweating wildly.

"Oh no! Please! Please, please, please!" pleaded Dotty like a child, "I want some love too!"

"Okay, okay," panted out Hared, "Let me try something…" He then grabbed his shaft and began to rub his wet cock quickly, panting as he masturbated in front of the aroused Dotty.

"Oh! Watching guys masturbate is so sexy!" she giggled out, jumping up and down happily.

"Hold on, hold on," panted Hared, finally able to get his erection back, only a bit sore, "Okay, I'm ready. Spockle told me to fuck you hard, as a gentleman, I have to do so."

"Yahoo!" yelled out Spockle.

Hared reached out and grabbed Dotty's arms, letting out a playful, "Gotcha!". Dotty blushed as he lifted her up, pulled her closer to him, and slowly lowered her down. She winced as she felt his cock press against her pussy, and then yelping as he pushed it in.

"So good! So good!" she grunted in pleasure. She soon began yelping and moaning as he began fucking her rapidly, pumping her up and down his shaft. Her toes spreading as pleasure built throughout her body.

"Give her hell, Hared!" cheered Kama, resting in the back, panting like crazy.

"She's almost there, Hared!" cheered Spockle, jumping up and down.

"Don't stop till you see the white's of her eyes!" yelled Buza, lifting her fist up as she sat next to him.

Dotty squealed as her eyes rolled up and drool escaped her lips, her tongue flopping out as she was pounded into rapidly and hard, just as Spockle wanted. Hared panted and groaned, pressing his fingers into Dotty's sides as he fucked her, pounding madly into her sweet vagina.

"You're so good! So…tight!" grunted Hared.

"No, you're so good! So big!" corrected Dotty, shaking as she felt her body tingle, her slit dripping with fluids and her gnomish breasts bouncing wildly in front of her tall lover.

"I'm coming! I can't hold on any longer!" groaned Hared, sweating wildly.

"Come, baby! Come into me, you tall, dark, and handsome human!" moaned Dotty loudly, then breathing heavily as he pumped her faster and faster onto his cock, getting ready for the "big bang".

Hared moaned out as he came one last time into the gnome, semen squirting out, but only a little this time, sliding down his balls. Hared began to pant wildly, his eyes beginning to grow dim.

"Hared?" asked a concerned Dotty, "Are you alright?" Hared didn't answer, but did fall on his back and instantly, apparently his lights went out.

Dotty looked at him with fright, then began to hyperventilate, then screaming out in fright, "By Gnomeregan! We killed him!"

Buza pressed her fingers against his neck and chuckled, "Nope, he's alive, just very tired."

"Oh, poor boy!" squeaked Spockle sadly as she walked over, "We were too hard on the dear."

"I blame you! All of you!" bashed Kama, walking over with a swagger, "You all forced yourselves on this poor impressionable young man and you nearly killed him to exhaust!"

"Hypocrite!" yelled Buza angrily, "You had him use you the hardest."

"If I remember correctly, that was Dotty!" corrected a know-it-all Kama.

"Stop! It's no one's fault, stupid!" yelled an angry Dotty, then explaining softly, "We just overworked the dear. Let's let him rest, that's what he really needs right now." The gnomes looked at the pink-haired beauty, then sighing and agreeing with her.

They all began to get dressed, getting their clothes on slowly, still tired from the interracial gang-bang. They walked over to the sleeping Hared, surrounding him with concerned looks.

"What do we do? We can't just leave him here!" pointed out Buza. Dotty grabbed a blanket from the pack on her back, quickly resting it on the sleeping mage. Spockle folded his clothes and rested them under his head as a pillow.

Dotty looked at him with care and said, "He looks so peaceful when he's sleepin'!" As the other gnomes nodded, they slowly turned back for the road, not before bidding the sleeping Hared, "Bye", as they walked away.

Dotty, however, leaned over and gave him a small peck on the lips. Giggling, she skipped back to her friends, then telling a joke that began with, "How many Goblins does it take…"

Just as soon as they left, Hared slowly woke up in a daze and looked around, seeing the gnomes gone from sight. "Where'd they…" he grunted out, he looked to see himself in a cover, commenting how nice that gesture was. After that, he looked up at the sky and sighed peacefully, putting his hands on the back of his head and smiling wide.

Now, his perfect day, was complete…

The Banana Slug: Damn…Gnomes are the humping frou-frou dogs of Azeroth, humpin' and fuckin' like crazy.

Anywho, for those that are giving me ideas, I have to say one thing, "Thank you." It's nice you wanna contribute, I really am thankful. However, I do already have a "game-plan", I do this all the time. I go on wordpad, make an outline, and pretty much stick to it. In this case, I made an "episode list". However, I am very much willing to listen to ideas and possibly implement them. Don't feel too bad, your ideas may already be in the "game-plan". ;D