(Little edit I had to do, try to find it)
Danny never steals money.
Never.
So him taking a few hundred bills from the playboy, Tony, is not stealing.
It's looking with his hands for a long period of time.
Now with his (stolen) money, he goes to buy one of mankind's greatest inventions.
Video games.
…
It took the help of several robots and a dozen bars of soap to make Tony's body as clean as his 31 year-old body can get, it literally shines, although a bright pink colour because of the meticulous scrubbing he experienced to get the feathers and glue off his skin.
Loki, that bastard, had moved the floor where he was in somewhere else. He just took his entire floor with him.
He was now trying to find him using the method he used last time, when an alarm beeped.
He was being summoned to the meeting room.
Sighing, we began waddling to said room
….
His fellow Avengers where all there, wielding the same bored/annoyed expression as himself. Agent Coulson was in the room as well, and had a force smile on his face. The albino kid was playing some sort of game on a StarkPad.
Stark Products, popular even among mysterious albino children, was not a bad slogan.
Coulson turned to look at the kid.
"Danny you are not needed, you can go." The kid fazed through the chair he was in and floated off in his sitting position, playing his game during his exit. Coulson chuckled.
Now turning to face the Avengers in the room, he raised an eyebrow. But that eyebrow soon went back to its original place.
"Now group, guess where we are going to today? Don't answer that Stark. You people are going to visit a school, you know, teach the new generation about morals and bravery. You have no chose in the manner. It's called Wisboure Middle School, specifically class 7G. Now go, have fun, and Stark, I'm watching you." He said, the last part empathized by two fingers pointing to his eyes then at Tony.
"What are we going to do?" Steve asked looking between the two men.
"Give information about yourselves for a project." Tony chocked on this.
"About every school in the world has at least one class doing something about us, why is this class so special?" He asked. Coulson glared at him briefly.
"The teacher is Director Fury's wife." The Avengers gaped at this. Coulson nodded sympathetically.
"Now go children, join your kind." Coulson turned and went to God knows where. The Avengers then yelled and entered a hysterical state of disbelief for about 5 minutes before going to suit up.
How could.
DIRECTOR NICK FURY.
Have a wife.
That were the thoughts of the superheroes all the way to the school.
…..
Danny smiled as he heard the Avengers reactions and proceeded to keep playing Super Mario Bros.
(You thought Nick Fury was baddass? Meet his wife. They are a match made in heaven.)