The Banana Slug: Y'know, I have NO IDEA why everyone has got their tiny lil' panties up in a bunch about the Pandaren? The Pandaren are FUCKING AWESOME! Kung Fu Panda was inspired by those sons of bitches, mang! Don't quote me on that, though.

Which is why it fucking pisses me off when people piss about them. People have been ranting and ranting and ranting at Blizzard to play them, and now that we finally can, you people get angry and hiss at Blizzard? FOR SHAME!

So, with a new update, let's get on with the lemon and help these assholes breed in captivity! Because if those assholes are too damn lazy to fuck, then they were doomed for the start.

LustCraft

By The Banana Slug

CHAPTER 16: Randy Panda and the Choice of War

Rando Lovebarrow was a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is with a gold pattern along the ridges as his large furry belly was there for all to see. He wore black pants that had a red sash around it that didn't help keep them up, forcing the Pandaren to continiously pull his pants up over and over again.

Rando had a ponytail on the back of his head, and a large chin that was connected with an incredibly wide grin. In said grin was a long pipe as smoke seeped from the nostrils of the Pandaren as he walked with a long katana resting against his shoulder.

Rando sighed happily as he walked down the boardwalk of Booty Bay, hoping for some good ale and fine company. Happily, he walked into the first tavern he saw and stopped in the middle to see all the drunk merry-goers. All of them, be they Horde or Alliance, were in good spirits and great happiness.

He looked to the bar, and noticed a sight that caused his brow to rise. It was a female Night Elf, with long purple hair running down her back and such a voluptuous figure. She wore a pair of purple shoulder pads with silver lining, a chest plate colored black that reached down to her thighs, and long black boots that ran up to her thighs. Another noticeable feature were her purple bottoms, with a string band keeping it up as Rando would notice her rear pressed against the wooden chair as she drank at the bar.

Rando strolled over calmly and sat right next to her, putting down his katana and pressing it against the table as he nodded and grinned at the Night Elf woman. She had black markings around her glowing blue eyes, and a small almost unnoticeable smile.

"A Pandaren in Booty Bay?" she inquired, "First time for everything."

"First time, you say?" gasped a shocked Rando, "Why would a Pandaren stay away from such a lively place? Good food. Excellent Drink."

"And good company," she added calmly, "My name is Ashari Moonwisp. Yours?"

"Rando Lovebarrow, my dear," he greeted with a tip of his pipe, "A Pandaren traveller who wants nothing more than to meet so many and drink so much."

"Sounds like you enjoy the finer things in life," Ashari said to him with a tilt of the head, "and what of your allegiances? Are you with the Alliance or the Horde?"

"Ah, a question not so easily answered, friend Moonwisp," answered Rando with a slight uneasiness, "I am not too keen on joining either. The choice of war is quite the hard one, no?"

"I agree," sighed Ashari sadly, "but we all have to pick a side, Rando, I wouldn't mind having someone as lively as you bolstering the ranks of our Alliance. I heard Pandarens are quite efficient fighters, and you wouldn't be traveling the world if you were not."

"True, true," breathed out Rando as he sipped his beer, "but it is still a very difficult choice, it all has to do with one's own beliefs and the side's benefits."

"Benefits?" asked Ashari curiously.

"Correct," he continued, "One cannot go willy-nilly and join a side because one told them too, one has to look at the benefits of joining the Alliance."

Ashari pressed her finger against the rim of her mug and asked, "…Perhaps I can…tell you of some of the benefits in my room." Rando looked at her with curiosity, drinking more of his ale as he became anxious of the benefits.

Before he knew it, Rando was pushed on the comfy bed of a nice tavern room with Ashari standing in front of him with a dark mischievous grin.

"Now…let us get started," she said to him, reaching down and grabbing his pants. Rando watched with awe as she yanked them down to reveal his semi-flaccid cock rest against his large furry balls as she grabbed the bottoms of her skimpy outfit.

"One of our primary advantages is the tactical strategy of our armies," she explained as she yanked them down, stepping over them and standing before him with her bottoms in her fingers and her slit a beautiful view for Rando.

"You don't say…" breathed out Rando as he watched her undo the back of her chest plate, soon revealing her large bouncing breasts as his member began to grow at the sight of such a lovely image.

"It's just a mixture of human knights, elven archers, and gnomish technology," she continued, climbing over Rando with a glint in her eye as her wet slit was just an inch above his hard penis, "As well as very good planning from our excellent generals."

"Of course, that is only a part of the factors that hold the Alliance together, Rando," she cooed, lowering her hips down with the cock-head rubbing against her needing sex before slamming her hips down. She groaned out as she felt that girth rub against her wet walls, and soon, Ashari began riding him with her lovely breasts bouncing for him.

"Oooohoho!" chuckled Rando in pleasure, "Tell me more!"

"Okay, okay," she panted out as Moonwisp rode her new Pandaren friend, "another…is our technology…and magic…ah! Ah!"

"Slow down, friend!" urged Rando playfully, reaching down and massaging her rear end as she rode him wildly.

"I can't! I can't!" she moaned out, "You feel so good! Nyah! Ah! Oh! Mmmmh!" As she humped her new friend, Ashari looked down to see his long fat cock slide in and out of her as she felt his warm fuzzy hands play with her buttocks. Her mouth hung open as she went faster and faster, flesh clapping together as his large testicles squished against her ass over and over again.

Ashari arched her back and moaned in pleasure as shocks of orgasmic ecstasy raced through her body, with Rando watching her jiggling breasts with a dumb tongue-flapping grin as he enjoyed the company she gave him.

"By Elune's grace!" she cried out to him, "You are so big! Ah! Naaah! Mmmyah!" Ashari Moonwisp reached back and grabbed his hand clasping her right buttock as she clenched her eyes and dropped her jaw as the sounds of the bed creaking and flesh clapping together sent her over the edge.

Finally, she groaned out as she felt his white juice fill her up and spurt out her sex as Rando hooted out in relief, clenching his teeth and eyes as he pressed his head against the bed.

"Ho…ho…ho…" panted out Rando, with Ashari sitting on him with a relieved breath and a satisfied grin.

"And thirdly, we are more attractive than those trolls and tauren brutes," she concluded, sitting on him as she bit her lip playfully, "and we are more intuned with the Elven arts of erotic love. Don't you agree?"

"Oh…I can…see that…" he panted out, releasing his grip on her ass as she slid off of him and stood before him, reaching down and grabbing her gear from the wooden floor.

"We should do this again, Rando," she said as she slid her panties back in place.

"Oh…I agree, friend Moonwisp," laughed the Pandaren as he yanked his pants up back to cover his shame, with Ashari buckling her chest plate back over her chest.

"And remember the Alliance's benefits, they will do you well," she said, walking out the room with a calm and lovely, "Ande'thoras-ethil."

Later that night, Rando would walk out of the tavern with a satisfied and happy grin, strolling through the docks with a beer bottle in hand. Convinced, he was ready to take the lovely Night Elf's suggestion for the Alliance, but his night had other plans for him.

"Hello there," cooed a lovely voice, so Rando turned his head and saw a blood elf leaning against a building in an alley. She was a petite creature, but sported short red hair and kind green eyes. She wore a red little outfit that covered above her breasts and ended with a skirt covering her thighs. She sported a pair of red knee-high boots and held in her hand a magical staff.

"Hello, my name is Rando," he greeted back, "What's yours?"

"Shinta Bloodwoven," she replied, "I never met a Pandaren before. I am always so interested in meeting new races. So much I can learn."

Rando walked over to the smiling shy blood elf, a beautiful anomaly lollygagging and looking at the smiling Pandaren with her own.

"You seem very curious for a blood elf," he chuckled, causing her to tilt her head and reply with a smile.

"Yes, I have lived in Quel'Thalas for many years, and I left just after my sixteenth birthday," replied Shinta, "just to see the world. Meet new people."

"So, you and I have something in common, eh?" he said, leaning down as Shinta smiled at him, "Both look for the most in life, meeting interesting characters and gazing at the wonders of the world."

"Oh my, I…by the gods," she sighed out nervously with a great blush, "I…wouldn't mind…if you…" Rando took this as an invitation, reaching down and grabbing her thighs and rubbing them from under her skirt as he began licking her neck with his large fat tongue.

"Ah! I…wow…" panted out Shinta with a great big smile, "I never been with a Pandaren before. I didn't know you were so…passionate."

Rando looked up at her and said with a big dumb grin, "Well, I never been with a Blood Elf as kind-hearted as you. Might as well give it a shot before I join the Alliance."

Shinta looked at him with curious pout. "Alliance? Why on all of Azeroth would you join those people?" Shinta asked him seriously, only to gasp and blush when he lifted up her skirt, showing off her young pussy as she blushed and trembled wildly.

"No care for panties, hm?" joked Rando, then answering her question with, "I dunno, they seem to have good tactical skills and seem very connected as an Alliance."

"Not really," she corrected, closing her eyes as Rando grabbed his pants, "they treated us Blood Elves poorly after the fall of our homeland, they pride themselves too highly, and they are quite xenophobic to other races. They are nothing but snob-nosed bastards."

Shinta then opened her eyes and looked down to see Rando's large penis, gasping in pleasure as it was already erect. "Oh my! It's so large! I'm not sure it will fit!"

"Not to worry, friend Bloodwoven," he said with a mischievous smile, "they all say that at first, then can't wait for more." She giggled at that joke, feeling him reach out and grab her arms and pin her on the wall as she grinned widely at him from her blushing face.

"As I was saying," she continued, "you should join the Horde. We have larger territory, larger armies, and a more passion for waAAAAAH!" She was interrupted by the ramming of Rando's penis into her tight slit, with lovely Shinta yelping and crying out in lust as she whined out in the pleasure.

"War?" he said as he pumped into the teenage elf, "Everyone says they better at war. But they do in fact have…larger land."

"Yes! Yes!" panted out Shinta as she looked up at him with puppy-dog eyes, "Yes…they do. Aaaand we have, uh-uh, undeniable savagery of the oh-oh-orcs annnd trolls-uh! Goblin…tech! Tcch! And our own blood elf muh-muh…muh…" She tried to speak, but the feeling of his penis ramming so fast inside her was too much.

"Magic?" finished Rando as he winced in the ecstasy.

"Yes! Magic!" she moaned out, her body getting goosebumps from the constant barrages he gave her. Her legs dangled in the air as she was held by the burly Pandaren fucking her little body, blushing all over her body as she closed her eyes and kept her mouth open as she was feeling such lovely pleasure.

"…But what about the tactics of the Alliance army?" he kept asking, still humping the blood elf slower than before.

"Ah! I…don't…I can't think…" she breathed out, "Uh…not much, ah-nyah, not much tactics can help…uh, a failing army. Oh! They have only ah-ah-ah!" She groaned and blushed wildly as he returned to his rapid thrusts into her pussy, biting her lip as she was lost in the gush of feelings. Rando chuckled playfully as he pumped faster and faster into her soft wet body.

Shinta screamed in pleasure as the feeling of his cum shooting into her tight sex was so good, feeling it seep as his thrusts got weaker and weaker. "Oh! Oh. Mmmmn. Thank you, Rando…" she said with a glimmer in her smile.

"Thank you," replied Rando, "…so, you think I should join your Horde instead, friend Bloodwoven?"

"Oh, yes," she replied with her blushing face sporting a large grin as her body was covered in sweat, "we could use someone like you…being with us. Ooooh. Anar'endal dracon. That was…so amazing."

"Hoho, thank you, friend Bloodwoven," he chuckled with a good heart, "and thank you, I shall give your Horde another chance." He backed away, with him putting his pants back up as Shinta laid against the wall with heavenly bliss on her face, smiling so contently that she looked at the stars above.

"Thank you…Rando…"

Rando yawned loudly as he sat on the dock with his feet touching the water slightly. He looked at the sky with a pipe in hand, tapping his katana against his shoulder softly as he heard footsteps approach him. He looked to see a red-headed human walk beside him. She wore steel plate armor that covered her body except her head, with a long blue tabbard connected to it. She had brown eyes and freckles on her calm smiling face.

"Excuse me, mind if I sit here with you?" she asked.

"Not at all! I always enjoy company," he greeted back, "I was actually planning to leave because it was so damn boring 'round here." He watched as the human sighed and sat next to her, with her flipping her long feathered locks in comfort.

"Thank you," she sighed with her hands resting against the wood, "My name is Catherine Greathorse."

"Rando Lovebarrow," he greeted back, "…I should warn you, I am considering joining the Horde. You may not want to be around me."

"Nonsense, Booty Bay is neutral territory," she responded with a warm smile, "though, I must ask, why would you join the Horde?"

Rando sighed, getting tired of this debate, but knew he was the one who brought it up, so he must explain. "Well…I've heard of their benefits, but what truly won me over was your treatment of the Blood Elves."

"By the Light," sighed Catherine sadly, "you were misinformed. One human general, a bigot and a despot, ruined our reputation with possibly our greatest allies. It's all very sad, really."

"Ah, true," he sighed back, "nothing ruins a friendship like one kink in the chain."

"That is quite true," cooed out Catherine in response, then tilting her head and asking, "What about one of your…philosophies? The Tushui?"

"Ah, yes," breathed out Rando in response, "Tushui. Discipline is not a war that is won. It is a battle, constantly fought. Values of right and wrong, that must be preserved no matter what."

"We have a lot in common…with their ways, Rando," she responded, sliding closer to him, "for we believe in doing right. Civilized."

"I don't understand the teaching much myself," added Rando, "I always wondered if it was hypocritical or not." He shrugged and said, "But I do understand right and wrong, friend Greathorse. Reasoned action, strict contemplation. No time for funny business when injustice is afoot. Something I do hold dear to my heart."

Catherine let out a small laugh and said, "Rando, don't think us so…prudish. Even though we believe in reason and civil minds…doesn't mean we don't know how to have a good time."

"Good time?" asked Rando with a suspicious tilt of the head.

"Y'know," continued Catherine proudly, "Horse-back riding, archery, reading, fishing…we have a lot of activies other than being so civil…"

"Oh? Really?" chuckled Rando, looking at Catherine with a wide smile. She smiled back, parting her hair as she said, "Oh yes…even that."

The only thing found on the deck would be the clothing of Rando, the armor of Catherine, and the sounds of wading water and loud passionate pants.

Underneath the deck, in the shallow water would be Catherine and Rando in sexual bliss. Both were naked, with Catherine hugging a support beam as she rested her head against the wood, her large breasts jiggling from Rando's pleasurable thrusts. He stood behind her, holding her thighs as he humped her from behind fast yet soft, his large member ramming her folds over and over again.

"By the Light…" she moaned out, "I…never done this…before…in the open…"

"First time for anything, friend Greathorse," he replied with a hushed tone.

She would continue to moan lightly and breath out with her body covered in goosebumps. Her legs were completely engulfed by the water, her thighs barely above it as she loved the mixture of hot and cold. Catherine grinned in pleasure as the Pandaren fucking her went faster and faster into her tight pussy, flesh clapping together as she felt the fur tickle her ass.

"Ah…ah…ah…" she whimpered out, "…nuh…mmmmnnnh…oh Rando, you make me feel so free…so good…ah…ah-ah-ah…oh my goodness."

She bit her lower lip as she moaned out loudly, feeling him go faster and harder into her tight slit, her ass quaking from the pounding he gave her. She hugged the beam with all her might as she pushed her rear farther against his lap, closing her eyes and letting him love her passionately.

"OOooooooh!" he moaned out, shooting his love into her as he gave a few more hard thrusts into her pussy, with the white seeds seeping out and dripping into the sea water as he heard Catherine's passionate breathing from the good love-making he gave her.

She cooed happily and giggled as he ran his hands up her back, petting her lovingly as she breathed so loudly at that. "Rando…you…are so good to me…"

He panted as he walked down the Booty Bay harbor with his pants legs wet from his last tryst. He pursed his lips and blew out as he used his katana like a walking stick.

"Why am I so popular?" he wondered out loud, "Trying to turn me to their factions. That's it…better join that silly Alliance."

"Alliance!?" chuckled out a voice, "Why them?" He sighed and turned his head, and his annoyance turned to arousal at this next sight.

It was an orc girl, skinny yet muscular light green body. She sported short spiky hair and large scanning eyes. She wore a leather strapless bra with brown bracers, then brown studded belt with cloth underwear and brown leather boots. Strapped to the belt was an axe, small yet deadly. She was standing in the middle of the boardwalk, standing in such a strong poise as she looked at him with her crossed arms and a sly grin.

"What pray tell do they call you, friend?" he asked tiredly.

"Koa, friend," she replied, "I heard of you. Heard you are quite the…lady-killer."

"Oh no, no killing ladies here," chuckled out Rando, holding his hand out, "just a night on the town. Promise, promise."

Koa laughed at that. "You're real funny, I like that," she flipped her hair and said, "So…what's this about joining the Alliance? You don't look like a pathetic milk-drinker. You look like a hard-biting, hard-loving fighter."

"I do my fair share of battles, always good to keep the blood pumping," he laughed as she walked over to him slowly, "but I also am very interested in the Tushui code. Seems to adhere to that at the moment."

"Mmm, but what about…what was it called?" said Koa as she approached him with a toothy grin, "…Huojin?"

"Always challenge. Always question. In the pursuit of a greater good, inaction is the only wrong," breathed out Rando, only to look down to see Koa look at him with a nice smile as she reached down his pants. He groaned pleasurably as she began rubbing his crotch in her hand.

"Oh dear," he panted out, "you are…quite quick, eh?"

"Mhm," replied Koa with a big grin, "So, about Kuojin."

"Oh, heheh, well," grunted out Rando as his member began growing hard from the attention she gave him, "…let us see, it teaches that if you do nothing, than you are disrespecting yourself…and there is no shame in defending your home or way of life."

"Honor, Rando," breathed out Koa, "the Horde hold honor above everything else. How about you? Are you an…honorable panda?" She grinned as she tugged down his pants to reveal his fat red cock as he looked down at her aggressive sexual nature.

"Oh!" he panted out, then chuckling and saying, "…ah. I do, honor is an important aspect of my life. It revolves around my entire life, even…"

"So…wouldn't the Horde suit your…" she breathed out, lowering her bottoms before him, stepping over them as she pressed against him with a wide grin, "…fancy?"

Rando reached down and rested his hands on her soft orc ass, petting them as she blinked suggestively at him. "…It might…" he replied, "It might…"

Koa sighed with passion as he helped her on the wooden walk, laying her on the floor as he panted at the feeling of her warm juices coating his cock as he slid them into her tight womanhood.

Koa panted loudly as he began ramming into her in the middle of public eye. He was slightly uneased by this, he was afraid of getting caught and getting a heavy fine. However, he couldn't say no when a beautiful woman like Koa was offering him sex in the middle of town.

Rando would slam into her little sex as she moaned out into the night and began to sweat at the feeling of his fat dick inside of her wet box. Koa clutched the back of his jacket as she felt his fur against her and heard flesh clap together from this voyeuristic union.

"Aaaah! AAAAAGH!" she cried out, "Gol'Kosh! You are! So! Good! Argh! Nnnnh! Damn! So damn…good…agh!"

Rando moaned himself as he lifted his head to the sky, with Koa leaning hers against the boardwalk. He groaned as he pounded his cock deep into her green pussy as he went faster and faster, causing her to blush wildly and grind her teeth in the pleasure.

"Ah! Ah! Nugh! Damn! Thok! Thok!" she cried out, her eyes wide from the intense fucking she received from this large fat Pandaren, "Ah! Dammit! It's! Too! Much! AAAAAGH!"

She whimpered in pleasure as Rando gave a few more weak but rough thrusts into her as his cum released into her lovely womanhood, Koa watching in blushing bliss as she looked at her sex getting the hard amount of thrusts into it for good measure.

"So…damn…good…" she groaned out, with Rando slowly, and tiredly, sliding off her as he knelt in front of her, breathing loudly and slowly as his flaccid over-used dick hung there with Koa looking at him with a wide grin.

"We should…do this again…" she groaned out with a weak smile, tilting her head out and pushing her legs together.

"Oh…'kay…" he groaned out, "…but not…today…"

In a tavern room, Rando laid face first in a bed, groaning as he breathed out in exhaust. He moved around and looked out the window, seeing the sun breaking over the ocean…it is a shame he received no sleep last night. It was constant barrage of sex and politics.

Rando moaned in agony, not regretting the trysts but it did take a heavy toll on his body, his mind, and his penis.

"Boy…" he panted out in utter tire, "…politics are exhausting…"

The Banana Slug: You should just join the Scourge. Everyone is equal there! :D

So yeah, I forgot to rant about this one. Apparently someone gave me a review listing my mistakes. That I am fine with, I need to know I suck so that I can improve. What REALLY grinded my gears that this chick suddenly was like, "You don't know who I am so you can't yell back and there's nothing you can do aboot it! HAW HAW!" Pfft, really?

Like I said, I take criticism with stride. Don't be an arrogant little wanker and do that, I'm not gonna yell at you. At best, I won't say shit to you, but never yell. Y'know what I did to that review?

…I deleted it.

HeheheheHEHEH! HeheheheHEHEH! Suckit! Suckit dry! :P