The Banana Slug: As much as I wanted to have Pandarens a part of WoW, I wanted another race to join in on the fun, and that race is the Goblins.

I. Love. Goblins.

Goblins, the best version of them, with the love of blowing up stuff all the way to smithereens, including themselves. Anyone who DENIES Azerothian Goblin superiority is no fan of WarCraft in my book.

It also helps when their women have a certain quality that just is plain-old attractive. Possibly even more than Gnome women.

And yes…I am a Horde man.

LustCraft

By The Banana Slug

CHAPTER 24: Goblin Ingenuity

Bilgewater Harbor, starting as a simple "city-in-a-box" soon evolving into the worst scum hole in the land of Kalimdor. The goblins destroyed Azshara when their home was destroyed by the Cataclysm, turning it into a symbol of the Horde simply to appease their new allies.

In the deepest slums we'll shift our full attention to three goblins walking down the streets for a business deal. Two men, and one woman.

The men were walking beside the woman, both giving dirty lecherous grins at her, getting millions of ideas. One was taller, with dark-green skin and metal teeth and a strong jaw, wearing a grey vest, brown pants with black kneepads, black fingerless gloves, and a gold-hued metal pack strapped to him via brown straps. The other was shorter with a lighter green hue and only one gold tooth. He wore black leather armor with a black hood and cape, along with two golden assassin blades strapped to his large grey belt.

The goblin girl was a pretty little nymph, with light green skin, a curvaceous figure, and short spiky red hair with a ponytail poking from the side of her head, and over her bangs rested a pair of oversized goggles. This goblin wore a loose black top with one strap lanking over her shoulder, black short shorts with three leather belts covered in spare bullets crossed around above them. At the bottom of her lovely legs would be seen black boots that exposed her lightly clawed toes, with a small belt above her right boot and around her thigh with a small hand-gun strapped to it. Finally, she had a brown strap, also with bullets put there for spare, and tied to it was a large blunderbuss.

She followed them with a bored look and a pipe in her mouth as she blew smoke from her pointy nose, looking around to see where these two shady characters were leading her.

"Alright, I'll bite," she groaned out, "where are you two taking me?"

"Care to tell her, Beez?" hissed the shady Goblin rogue.

"Alright, alright, sure thing, Bawks," chuckled the helmet-wearing goblin named Beez, turning to the goblin girl and saying, "Well, Kimki, the invention I created juuust for you is over at my lab. I'm sure you'd like to take a gander and…test it out…before we help it over back to your place."

Kimki shrugs and says, "If it wasn't for my current lack of funds I'd build it myself. You followed the blueprints to the latter?" She looked to see that they headed closer and closer to a large workshop with a large sign saying "Bawks'N'Beez's Boom-Tube!" on the ceiling.

"Weeell, to be frank," sighed Beez as he walked to the front door, grinning as he rubbed his chin, "your blueprints were crap, so I added some improvements into the design."

"That wasn't part the deal, Beez," she growled spitefully, "and they weren't crap, I spent weeks on them."

"Crappy weeks, apparently," proudly gloated Beez, opening the front doors with Bawks walking in with him, Kimki shook her head in annoyance as she walked into the chaos of the factory and placed her pipe on a stand carelessly. Broken and unfinished machines everywhere waiting for them to fix and finish them, and behind the counter was an area covered by a large curtain.

"Your machine is behind that curtain, sweet-ass," cackled Bawks, "my brother put together your contraption like a boss, and it is waiting just. For. You."

Kimki smirked calmly and made her way to the curtain, only to be stopped by Beez pressing his hand on the doorway and blocking her from her path. Kimki's response was a tired grunt and an irritated, "What now?"

"Me and my brother were thinking," he said to her, "the pay was two gold…and the machine I built for you obviously costs more than that." He leans closer to her face, with Kimki recoiling lightly as she looks at him with simple annoyance, with Beez saying devilishly, "However, I am not so much of a bastard to keep a girl from her toy. So, to help pay for it, we're gonna have to ask you get naked."

Kimki raised her brows, asking simply, "…That's it? Get naked and, obviously, screw you two guys?" Beez replied with a dirty grin as Bawks giggled and rushed up behind her, rubbing his paws villainously.

Kimki sighed and said calmly, "You know…I thought you guys were gonna scam me due to the low pay." Kimki then smiled with relief and thanked, "I was wrong, you guys are possibly the most generous goblins I have ever met. Anyone else would prostitute me for weeks."

As she reached down and began undoing her belts, Beez chuckled and said proudly, "Hey, like I said, not a bad guy. From how I see it, fucking your body for a good while is a fair deal." He watched as Kimki dropped her belts onto the floor and instantly reach up and pull her top over her head, with her large green breasts bouncing lightly for him as she whipped her hair in preparation for the eventual fucking. Her blunderbuss fall down on the floor, thankfully not going off as it lays there defensively.

Beez watched with clasping hands as he watched her stare at him seductively as she slowly yanks her shorts down, her green ass pressed against Bawks' lap as he began sweating in excitement as his bulge pressed between her as cheeks.

Kimki steps over her shorts as she giggles and says, "I agree, especially with little funds to spare at the moment." She then reached out and tugged at Beez's pants, yanking them down and greeted with a fat shaft pointing at her. Licking her lips, she felt a hand press against her soft round as cheek as Bawks reached down his own pants and pulled out his green cock, half-flaccid as it slowly grows in rigidness.

"Go on, put it in me!" she groaned out, before crying out as she felt a fat cock slide into her green sex, hearing that flesh clapping rapidly as he humped her rapidly.

Kimki groans out in ecstasy as she reaches out and grips his vest as she looks up at his grinning face as his brother wildly humped her soft wet sex as she winces and breathes heavily from this sexual tryst.

Almost two minutes in, Bawks growls out as he shoots his copious amounts of sperm inside her, squirting out lightly as he squeezes her buttocks, causing Kimki to cry out in it all. The goblin gal sighed and fell to her knees, facing Beez' throbbing cock and instantly putting her hand on it. Her mouth was wide open as she began rapidly pumping her hand back and forth on it, panting and heating his dick with her breath. Beez grunted with a wide deep grin as he looked at her rub his cock happily as she got ready for his load.

Finally, he pushed his hips forward as he shot his white goblin love into her mouth as she moaned out in pleasure. Kimki closed her mouth and swallowed his juice gluttonously as she still rubbed his still hard penis, more slowly and calmly.

Beez then pressed his hands on her shoulders and pressed her down on the wood floor, falling on his knees as she laid there with a devious smile. His cock pressing over her lap as he grabs her thighs and lifts them up, slamming his green dick into her pussy and instantly began humping her small soft body as she moaned out with a happy smile, throwing her head back and seeing Bawks kneeling in front of her with his cock still erect.

Bawks grabs the sides of her face and carefully places his cock into her open mouth and, in unison with Beez, begins thrusting his cock into her mouth. Kimki gurgled and moaned as she was fucked in two places at once, feeling a good fat cock plow into her womanhood friendlily as she salivated and licked the cock in her mouth as it pounded into her maw and feeling his green balls pat her forehead. She arched her back as she rolled her eyes up and gripped the floor as they pounded faster and harder into her.

Saliva rolled down her face as she felt the salty taste of semen gush into her mouth and swallowed as much as she could before he slid his hard dick out, leaving her panting loudly as Beez humped her like a rabbit fornicating.

Kimki released a loud cracked call as she felt his cum slosh inside her pussy, she herself cumming with him as her legs arched and shook as the white liquid seeped out her pussy and running down her asscheeks. Beez dropped her ass back down on the floorboard as she panted with a shaky tone as she looked at the two with wide wanting eyes.

"Damn, you sure are enjoying the pay, eh?" chuckled Beez darkly, "guess this is why you wanted us to build that…machine, eh?"

"Shut up, I still gotta pay ya," she chuckled with a wink.

Beez then reached out and massaged her lovely breasts as she writhed around and moaned so joyfully. As he massaged them, he pressed down and she'd feel his cock once again pump into her warm folds like a wild dog as he humped her and massaged her green mounds.

Kimki licked her lips as she reached out and gripped the straps of his belt and held on as his fucking got more and more intense, crying out as Bawks looked at her with him slowly masturbating at the sight of her being fucked.

Kimki yelped out as the cum splattered out her pussy and would continue to whiten her ass with cum as she moaned happily and smiled deeply. "Wowwie…this is the best transaction I ever had!" she giggled out.

She then slid away with Beez falling on his ass and panting as his cock stood like a flagpole as she pressed her back up to Bawks, his cock touching her soft green back as he started to cum. Kimki grunted and winced a bit, crawling on all fours as she bends there with a white splatter-mark on from the middle of her back to her left shoulder.

"Naughty asshole," she chuckled playfully.

Bawks cackled darkly as he slapped his hands on her waist, gripping them as she would gasp as he pressed his head on her tight little bunghole.

"Speakin' of assholes," he hissed out, with Kimki shivering in anticipation before crying out loudly as she felt his fat shaft plow into her tight ass. Her mouth hung low as she cried out in a bit of pain and a lot of pleasure, feeling his balls pat her ass as the cock dug deep into her anus.

"Aaaaah! Gaaaah! Shit! By Kezan!" she moaned loudly, "Bawks! It's so good! Sooo good! Uh! Uh! Keep pumping that green pepper up there! Aaaagh!" She looked at Beez as he watched her, slapping his palm up and down his cock as he watches her get anally fucked.

She winked at him, opening her mouth as she closed her eyes. Kimki's body would shake from the wild humpings as her lovely goblin breasts jiggled from the pumping, her ass jiggling from impacting his lap as the flesh clapped so loudly.

Beez quickly got to his knees and continued to masturbated wildly in front of her, finally grunting as he shot his seed into her mouth as she moaned passionately as some dribbled out her mouth and dripping off her chin.

After swallowing his load, gulping loudly as she looks at him lustfully as she moans louder and louder before loudly crying out with Bawks as they both cum together. Her pussy drips out her juice in torrents as it is mixed with cum splattering out her ass as she looks back and grins madly.

"Agh! Damn it! Guh! So good," she moans out, shaking out in pleasure as she looks at Beez and asks playfully, "So…am I ever going to see my machine or is this just some way to keep me from looking at it?"

"Just one more for each of us, baby," chucked the goblin, "trust me…you're gonna like the way it works. I guarantee it."

Kimki cries out as she writhes around, blushing madly with her mouth hanging low as she was sandwiched by the two brothers. They fucked her standing, with Beez plowing into her pussy as his brother fucked her ass once again.

Her large breasts jiggled from the constant barrages as she gripped Beez' shoulders, her legs around his waist with his hands on her leg, and Bawks' hands squeezing her green asscheeks as they filled her holes with green fat cock.

"Oh yeah! Come on! Ah! Fuck me, you dirty bastards!" she loudly called out in extreme pleasure, "Nuuugh! Damn! So! Good! Nuh! Uh! Uh! So! Fucking! Good!" Kimki rested her head against Bawks' as she would feel these dirty things hump her faster and wilder, flesh clapping together so loudly as she winced and bit her lip as she sweated and blushed from the cock-party she was given.

She cooed happily as soon as she felt the semen spurt inside her sex and ass, squirting out her holes as she giggled and grinned happily, looking at the both of them as they slowly put her on her feet.

Kimki wobbled lightly, resting her hands on the counter and asking, "So…tell me how much you screwed with my designs." Beez walked over and rested a hand on her shoulder as he tugged his pants back up, leading her past it as Bawks watched and yanked his own pants up.

"Follow me and you'll see the piece de resistance." he sighed happily, leading her past the front desk to the curtain, "We may have updated from your flawed design, but I think your machine will be…satisfactory."

Beez then slid the curtain to the side, revealing her machine and causing her to gasp in shock and awe, almost smiling at the end result of her dream work: A Sex Machine.

It was like a large block-like contraption with a series of steam-pipes blasting out the back, elevated over a low platform with two rubbery pads at the side and a large stand in front of the block with a large ring-like contraption that is currently opened up with the top to the side. In front of this contraption was a panel with a dial and two buttons, red and green.

Finally, back to the large block-like contraption, there was a large dildo jutting out that seemed to have a pumping mechanism connecting it to the block. The large plastic dildo seemed to be based in an equine design and was colored green for familiarity's sake.

"Oh…my…bank…" she breathed out with a loud blush.

"Like it?" hissed Beez coolly, "Here it is…the Fuck-O-Tron MAX! I've made some design changes to your original blueprints. We changed made the holding mechanism by making it adjustable, in case you'd want a good mecha-cock up your ass one day." He led her closer, Kimki still watching it with a wide-eyed amazement.

"We also added a dial on the panel so that you can adjust the fucking speed," explained Beez proudly, "instead of a simple ON/OFF button and a simple droll one speed setting."

Kimki blinked in wonder and asks him, "…and the horse dick?"

Beez chuckled and scratched his head, with Bawks strolling in with a nice gaze at Kimki's ass. He then said, "Weeell, it adds a bit of flavor, don't ya think? If you want the humanoid cock add-on, all you need to do is demonstrate and test it right her and now."

"Throw in a canine add-on and we're golden," quickly added Kimki excitedly. She rushed over and inspected it with a bit of drool from her lip as she giggled and pressed her hands on it. Beez chuckled as she apparently loved his work, shaking his head proudly as Bawks walks up next to him.

"Damn, I'm already gettin' wet lookin' at it," she cooed, climbing up and resting her stomach on the open ring as well as her knees on the rubber pads. Kimki reaches out and presses a button on the steel beam causing the ring to close in and fasten around her waist. She looked back as she saw her contraption's horse dickhead press against her throbbing slit as he bites her lip. Kimki darted her head to look at Beez and Bawks as they watched her lustfully as she asked, "So…all it have to do is push the ON button?"

"Then turn the knob to start the thrusting, baby," he replied gleefully.

Kimki moaned happily as she reached to the panel and pressed the green ON button. The steam blew out the pipes as the sound of grinding gears as the dildo slid closer and pumped into her wet pussy, causing her to cry lightly as she felt it dig deep into her soft pussy.

"Oh…oh…okay," she breathed out calmly, "so far, so good…" Kimki sighed happily and placed her hand on the knob, slowly turning it as the dildo slowly began pumping into her wet green pussy.

Kimki groaned in pleasure as she winced and clenched her teeth, feeling the long fat horse-dildo plow slowly into her body. "Uh…uh…uh, uh, uh, uh…oh shit, this is so fucking good…" she moaned out, licking her lips as she instantly began sweating, "uh, mmmm, nuh, that's right…let's turn it up a notch."

Kimki naughtily turned the dial, feeling that cock plowing her faster as she cried out in depraved pleasure from the equine cock. Her legs kicked around a bit as her ass shook with ever pump into her pussy, her body moving forward and back as she drooled as she moaned and yelped in ecstasy.

"Gah! Fuck, nuh, dammit…fucking good…yes, yes, YES! Uh!" her limbs shaking as she shook her head from the fucking machine plowing into her, "Guh! Fuh, fuh, fuck! Damn it! Nuh, nuh, nnnnnnh. AhAH!" She grabs the panel weakly, tearing up as her hand shakes and twists the dial to its maximum setting.

"OH! FUCK!" she would scream out, feeling that fat cock plow wildly and deep into her green sex as it shook her body wildly. Her large breasts bouncing wildly as she froze from the barrages of horse-dick in her sobbing pussy, crying out in great sensual madness as she released tears of lust from her eyes. Her wide-open mouth screamed out such loud obscenities and onomatopoeias as that green horse-cock fucked her silly.

"OH FUCKING FUCK!" she screamed out, sweating with great torrents, "UH! NUH! OOOH! HA! GUH!" She writhed around with a huge satisfied grin as her machine gave her such a dicking,

Beez and Bawks continued to watch her get such huge amounts of pleasure as the machine grinds loudly and the goblin girl screams so loud. Bawks was worried and looking around nervously, scared that they were going to be a part of an accidental death. Beez, however, grinned in satisfaction as he clasped his hands around and watched her enjoy her toy, chuckling darkly as she gets closer and closer to her limit.

Kimki lets out an ear-splitting scream as she throws her head up and feels such a huge amount of pleasure coat her body with a earth-shaking climax as her pussy squirted out juices, coating the still-pumping dildo with her pussy juice as she grips her panel weakly and grinds her teeth as she slaps a hand on her dial and twists it back quickly.

Kimki sighed in relief as the cock whirred down and stopped, with the goblin panting loudly with beads of sweat covering her body as she shakes her head in release. She looks back and smiles at the cock still in her, licking her chops and wiggles her ass.

She turns her head and pushes the OFF button, seeing the dick pull back and seeing her pussy drip wildly as she giggles happily. Kimki turns to the two goblins, aroused evidently by her fuck-fest with the machine as she smiles pleasantly at them.

"You've outdone yourself, Beez," she said to him, "I'm impessed. If I ever need something, I'll come back."

"Thanks, honey," cackles naughtily, resting his hands in his pocket, knowing he did a good day's work and satisfied another customer.

The Banana Slug: Well, this is it, next chapter is the last folks. I have been thinking of something how to end it.

Dragon fucking?

Ent fucking?

Donkey fucking?

You know what, let's make it a very nostalgic chapter. Nostalgic of how such a grand franchise that I so love with all my heart (don't rib me on that) and how it all started.

…

ORCS!

VERSUS!

HUMANS!

It was originally gonna be Thrall and Jaina…but people didn't like me fucking with canon sooooo… .