100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

3. Chapter 3

Chapter 3

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !" Thor said as he sat on the ground cross legged with a towel wrapped around his head.

"How long has he been doing that?" Bruce whispered peaking over the edge of the couch. The rest of the Avengers shrugged.

"We don't know - we're too scared to ask!" Steve whispered back.

"OOOOOOOOOM I can hear you, I'm not deaf," Thor said with his eyes still closed. They all squeaked.

"Let us pass oh almighty Thor!" Tony said throwing a rose at his feet. Thor sneezed.

"OOOOOOOOOOM! I don't like flowers," Thor said as his nose twitched awkwardly.

"What do you want? Money?" Tony asked desperately.

"OOOOOM! Join me!" Thor boomed.

"NO!"

"OOOOOOOOOM! Then face the wrath of my thunder," Thor said calmly. They all froze and looked up in horror as storm clouds started to form above their heads.

"STARK WHY DID YOU SHOW HIM THE MEDITATING VIDEOS!" they all shouted as they ran for their pathetic lives.