100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

5. Chapter 5

Chapter 5

"Muhahahahaha…" Loki cackled evilly.

"Hehehehehehe…" Tony joined him while rubbing his hands together.

"HULK HULK HULK!" Hulk roared sitting behind them.

"Hahahahaa…" Clint said nervously.

"HO HO HO HO!" Thor boomed.

"Tehehehe?" Steve chimed in awkwardly.

The door slammed open to reveal a righteously pissed Russian spy – with a baseball bat.

"THE NEXT SUCKER TO LAUGH IS GOING TO GET BEAT!" Natasha warned dangerously.

"EP!" they all said in fear.

WHACK!

"AHHHHH!" Loki shouted as he flew into the atmosphere and landed in China face first in front of a panda.

"Who's next?" Natasha asked threateningly. Thor quickly dropped his hammer on Tony's foot.

"MOTHERFUCKER!" Tony cursed hopping around in place.

He paled instantly.

BAM!