100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

6. Chapter 6

Chapter 6

"WE'VE LOST THE HUUUUUULK!" Steve said bursting into the room.

"DUN DUN DUN!"

"HOW DO YOU LOSE A 9 FOOT GREEN GIANT?" Natasha shrieked.

"DUN DUN DUN!"

"I DON'T KNOW! ONE SECOND I WAS BUYING HIM ICE CREAM – THE NEXT SECOND POOF! HE WAS GONE!" Steve said frantically waving his arms.

"DUN DUN DUN!"

"WHY WERE YOU BUYING HIM ICE CREAM?" they yelled in unison. Steve coughed nervously.

"DUN DUN-dun…?" Tony froze as Thor's hand shot out and placed a gentle pressure on the back of his neck. Too gentle.

"HE GAVE ME THE PUPPY DOG EYES!" Steve wailed.

"HE'S NOT A DOG!" they shouted together.

CRASH!

They all spun around and stared at the upside down ice cream truck lying in front of a hulk that looked very pleased with himself.

"BAD HULK!" they shouted pointing 6 fingers at him. Hulk suddenly looked wheezy and a little bit too green.

"Hulk no feel good...Hulk has brain freeze!" Hulk whined before he crashed to the floor.

"DUN DUN SQUEAK!" Tony croaked - he couldn't help it. Thor huffed and squeezed his little neck – with his pinky finger.