100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

8. Chapter 8

Chapter 8

"How on earth would you make a bunker Tony?" Clint asked in confusion. Steve froze.

"WAIT RIGHT THERE!" he shouted as he ran off to his room. 5 seconds later he came rushing back with an arm full of construction equipment and wood.

They all stared at the ex-soldier as he got lost in his own little world.

"...and then this goes here! And you need this to be bolted down over here! and then if you stand here you can pull up this part! and then if you take this shovel you'll be able to do the most fun part!" Steve said gleefully. All the Avengers shared a disturbed look.

cricket...cricket...cricket...

"It was a rhetorical question..." Clint said slowly.

"Shhhhhh He's in his happy place..." Tony whispered.