100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

9. Chapter 9

Chapter 9 – Never trust a mad scientist

BANG! CRASH! BOOM!

"Stark…what are you doing?" Steve asked cautiously walking into the Tony's lab. Tony looked up from his massive contraption – that really just looked like a big wooden box.

"Oh Captain – I could use a hand here! Can you stick this air tube through the inside of the box for me?" Tony said with a devious twinkle in his eye. Steve gave him a suspicious look.

"I promise to tell you what it is after you do it!" Tony offered with a big, big smile. Steve carefully walked over and peeked into the hollow box.

WHACK! Tony promptly stabbed the Captain with a sedative and kicked him into the box.

"STAR-ugh…" Steve fell to the floor with a crash.

"FOR SCIENCE!" Tony declared as he slammed the lid shut and and slapped a postage stamp on the top.

Several hours later.

The captain suddenly woke and banged his head against the ceiling of the box.

"TONY STARK YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!" Steve roared angrily. He promptly kicked the door off the box and tumbled out ready to strangle a genius. He froze as he came face to face – with a hippo drinking out of a watering hole. All the other animals looked up at the strange, strange animal in their mists.

"WHERE THE HELL AM I?" Steve said frantically looking around the jungle scene.

"Welcome brother – to Madagascar!" a cheerful voice said from behind him. Steve whipped around and stared at the massive army of smiling lemurs hanging from every single tree as far as the eye could see. He finally cracked – when they started to sing.

"I LIKE TO MOVE IT! MOVE IT! WE LIKE MOVE IT! MOVE IT! YOU LIKE TO - MOVE IT!" they sang as they bobbed their heads in unison. A single lemur with a crown swung across the juggle trees by a vine and landed in front of him.

"Come now you've got to move your bum bum bugeyed tall giant!" the lemur said shaking some maracas as he danced around the frozen Captain.

THUMP!

"Oh he don't know how to move it does he?" the lemur said shaking his head at the unconscious human.

"Oh well! WHO ELSE LIKES TO MOVE IT?" he shouted cheerfully.

A/N: Any requests from the peanut gallery? Haha the crazier the better!