100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

11. Chapter 11

Chapter 11 - WW3

Bruce walked out of Avengers tower and saw 50 girls literally mobbing Tony Stark in the middle of the street. Half of them had pitch forks and the other half had markers and a lot less clothes.

"What the heck is going on?" bruce asked incredeously.

"IT'S WORLD WAR THREE!" Steve sobbed as he finally managed to drag himself out of the mob.

"Between who?" Bruce asked in shock.

"TONY'S FANGIRLS AND HIS EX-GIRLFRIENDS!" Steve exclaimed in horror.

"LET ME GO! I'M NOT STARK!" Clint shouted at the top of his lungs. He was promptly kicked out of the circle.

"LET HIM GO BITCH!" A righteous fangirl shrieked.

"NOT UNTIL HE GIVES ME BACK THOSE 3 WEEKS OF MY LIFE!" an angrily Ex-girlfriend shouted.

"LADIES! Can't we resolved this peacefully?" Tony asked as he was roughly pulled back and forth between the two mobs.

"SHUT UP NO ONE ASKED YOU!" they shouted in unison.