100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

13. Chapter 13

Chapter 13 - Stay healthy

"1 calorie, 2 calories, 3 calories - DON'T YOU DARE PUT ONE EXTRA CEREAL ON TO THAT PLATE MISTER!" Natasha said dangerously. Clint paled.

"Yes Tasha," he squeaked.

"4 calories, 5 calories, 6 calories..." she continued to count with her calculator as Clint put his pieces of cereal on his plate.

The rest of the Avengers watched the two crazy spies at the end of the table with their spoons halfway to their mouth.

"What the heck is she doing to the poor man?" Steve asked in horror.

"He couldn't fit into his suit last night - so she's putting him on a strict diet," Bruce said dryly as he ate him oatmeal. Steve and Tony shared a horrified look.

"A DIET?" they shouted in terror.

"Don't sound so shocked - you could probably use one too Tony..." Bruce said pointedly looking at his belly fat.

"NUH UH!" Tony denied frantically as he pulled up his shirt and stared at his newly acquired belly blubber.

"WHEN DID THAT GET THERE?" Tony shouted in horror.