100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

15. Chapter 15

Chapter 15

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA?" A little girl asked the Hulk very loudly. Hulk huffed as he sat at the tiny coffee table decked out in a frilly pink dress with a matching pink tea party hat.

"Hulk not deaf little girl with big voice," Hulk mumbled as he stared down at his cup which was the size of his tooth. The little girl narrowed her eyes.

"YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION MISS HULKY!" the little girl said threateningly shaking the teapot in his face. The hulk cowered in fear.

Girls were scary.

"Hulk don't want no more tea," the Hulk said nervously.

Death stare.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" she said darkly.

If hulks could wimper...

"Who the heck is that?" Clint asked staring at the little redheaded girl playing house with the green giant. Tony and Steve shared a wary look.

"Um...she's certain russian spy who got caught in a deaging experiment?" Tony laughed nervously.

"YOU MINIATURIZED MY GIRLFRIEND?" Clint shrieked.