100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

16. Chapter 16

Avengers shorts - Chapter 16

"TELL US WHERE YOU HID OUR WEAPONS LOKI!" Clint said vigorously shaking the demigod in the air.

"NEVER!" Loki shouted defiantly.

All 6 Avengers narrowed their eyes at the rebellious demigod.

"Get the persuasive measures," Tony said darkly. Clint ran off to completely Tony's demand.

"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" Loki said spitefully.

Tony smirked. He simply smirked. Clint came racing back with a massive, gigantic – toilet bowl. Loki's eyes widened to epic proportional.

"DUNK HIM!" Tony declared.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Loki cried. Thor promptly picked up his brother and dumped him face first into the massive toilet Tony just happened to have on hand.

SPLASH!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Loki howled from the depths of the toilet sea.

Blub. Blub. Blub.

"DID YOU HAVE ENOUGH?" Natasha shouted angrily. Steve pulled up the dripping demigod by his feet and had him dangle above the toilet seat. He looked like a drowned rat.

"I'LL NEVER GIVE IN!" Loki shouted defiantly.

Tony gave the stubborn demigod an evil stare.

"Flush the toilet," he said ominously.

Le gasp.

"WHAT?" Loki screamed. Steve promptly dropped the poor sucker back into the bowl and slammed his hand down on the toilet handle.

WHOOSH!

They all watched as Loki spun around and around and around the massive white bowl.

"I THINK! I'M GOING! TO THROW UP!" Loki shouted sounding exceptionally queasy.

"Good thing you're already in a toilet then you bow and arrow thief!" Clint said maliciously.