100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

18. Chapter 18

Chapter 18

"Bye hulk!" they all waved as the Hulk stomped down the beaten road with a bag filled with extra pants over his shoulder.

"Where is he going exactly…?" Steve asked dryly as he continued to wave. Clint shrugged.

"He's going to fulfill his destiny…by challenging King Kong and stealing his tittle," Clint replied with equal dryness.

"Does Banner know about this?" Natasha asked curiously.

All the male Avengers laughed nervously.

"Who? The doctor?"

5 hours later.

"YOU FREAKING SENT THE HULK TO A DEATH SENTENCE?" Bruce shrieked into the phone as he ran for his life. Tony pulled the phone away from his ear – darn the doctor can hit the high notes.

"He was fulfilling his destin-" Tony started to say.

"TO HELL WITH DESTINY! KING KONG WANTS ME TO BE HIS TEDDY BEAR!" Bruce screamed as he ducked when a gigantic hairy arm shot out to grab him.

"King Kong like little green man," The gorilla said with a deep chortle.

"LITTLE?" the Avengers shouted in shock.