Hershey and Wrath sat in the forest for what seemed like an eternity to Hershey. When she had questioned what they were waiting for, he calmly answered, "Envy." She took this to mean that Envy, the blonde guy he'd been talking about who had kidnapped her in the first place, wasn't done killing people yet. Joy of joys, they were waiting for a murderer.

So she waited there with Wrath, not quite sure how to entertain the kid. She tried to keep him occupied by showing him some simple alchemy that she could do, but it was almost always fail. For some reason, every time she tried to transmute a rock into something else, it turned out as a cookie with the texture of a hockey puck - which she then had to keep Wrath from eating, explaining to him that it wouldn't be safe to eat. He complained that he was hungry though, but there wasn't much Hershey could do about it. She couldn't find anything in the woods that would be safe to transmute into food. If there were germs on anything, transmutating wouldn't get rid of them. Odd as her current situation was, she didn't want Wrath to get sick. Assuming that Envy really was Wrath's brother, Envy would probably kill her if that happened.

After an hour of demonstrating fail alchemy and preventing Wrath from eating hocky-puck cookies that had resulted from said fail-chemy, Hershey was sick of waiting for Envy. She took a rock she had been thinking of transmuting and drop-kicked it in the other direction. "Where the Heluva is this Envy person?"

"Ow!" came a shout from where she'd just kicked the rock. From that direction came a boy with long green hair, dressed in a purple tank top and a skort, holding a rock (presumably the one she'd just kicked) and rubbing his head. He glared, tossing the rock back at her. "You know, you really oughta be careful how you take out your anger. You could put someone's eye out with this thing, considering the amount of force you used."

She glared right back. "And just who the Heluva are you?"

"I would've thought the brat would have told you already. Name's Envy."

"So... you're a dude?"

"Yes! What the fuck, do I look like a girl?"

"No..." She looked him up and down - from the long hair, to the tank top and the skort, to the bare feet. He looked either feminine... or like one of those palm-tree-shaped lollipops she saw in the stores. "You look like an it."

"Shut up! I may have some use for you but that doesn't mean I'm not going to get rid of you if you get too annoying!" He grabbed her hand and pulled her off the ground. "Damn it! You're heavy!"

"Hey!" It took all she had in her not to just punch him in the face. She'd been teased about it all her life, she didn't need someone else reminding her of the fact that she wasn't perfect. "I spend a lot of time around food! You think I don't enjoy eating?"

"First off, didn't mean it like that." He flipped his hair, tugging at her wrist for her to follow him. "I may hate you humans with a passion, but it certainly doesn't mean I insult people's appearances with such wild abandon. If it's someone I hate even more than usual, sure. But not someone I've just met. How immature do you think I am?"

"... More than the average bear."

"God!" He reached over and smacked her across the face. "I don't need stupid cartoon references." He nodded at Wrath. "I've got this one for that, since he absolutely refuses to let me sleep in on Saturdays."

"Big brother!" Wrath ran over to Envy and began to hug his leg. "Missed you!"

"Get off me, you little nuisance!" He shook the kid off. "Man, you're worse than Gluttony!"

"Wait, so how come you look so different?" Hershey asked, finally getting to the fact that before he had blonde hair and wasn't wearing this outfit that looked... well... kinda slutty. "You had blonde hair and you weren't dressed like a ho."

"I'm not a ho!"

"No, of course not, you're just dressed like one."

"Could we, oh, I dunno, just get out of here? You know, before anyone comes back and finds those bodies. Because if they do I will leave you and the kid behind."

"Jerk. If I could kick your ass, I sure as Heluva would."

Wrath was immediately back over to her, pulling on her sleeve. "Kiss-chan! Kiss-chan!"

She sighed and looked down. "Yeah?"

"I'm hungry and cold and I wanna go home so you can meet my mommy."

She deadpanned and then looked over at Envy. "Could we take the boy back to wherever you guys live? For God's sake look at what he's wearing." She gestured to the tank top that didn't even cover his midriff, as well as the short shorts he had on. "He's probably freezing to death."

As if on cue, Wrath shivered - albeit looking a bit fake, but she cut him some slack because, hey, he was a kid. "Y-Yeah!" He hugged Hershey around the middle and buried his face into her stomach. "S-So cold, big brother." He even threw in a cough for good measure.

Hershey had to giggle at the poor kid, wrapping her arm around him. He sounded like an orphaned British chimney sweep. 'Scuse me, sir, but can I sweep ya chimney and earn some money for me brother? (1)

Envy rolled his eyes. "Fine, just follow me. It's not too far, so I think you can make it." He turned on his heel and began walking in the opposite direction of the previously busy Alchemist's Fair. "But if you don't keep up, I'm not going to be responsible for your safety. So I suggest you go fast."

"Coming." Hershey swept Wrath up into her arms and held him over her shoulder. "You don't mind being carried, do ya? I have to do something so I don't go up behind him, tear down a loose tree branch, and smack him with it."

"I like being carried. It's like a ride at an amusement park!"

"You've been to an amusement park?"

"Well... no, not really. But I've read about them and I've seen them on TV. It looks like a lot of fun except for when people throw up on the roll-y coasters."

She shook her head, but a smile crept up onto her face. "Yeah. Believe it or not I get really sick on those rides. So I generally try to avoid amusement parks."

"That's too bad. It seems like you'd have a lot of fun 'cause you're a fun person. Envy may be my big brother but he's really mean and he never wants to do anything with me. The only time he ever told me a story was because Lust threatened him to and it was a scary story. Then after that Lust told him to stop watching Friday the 13th and telling me about it. But then he just dressed up in a mask and came to my room at night and scared me."

"He sounds really mean." She petted his long hair, and had to smile. She was petrified right now of what Envy would do to her if she disobeyed one single order, but Wrath wasn't anything like Envy. She'd never had a normal family, after all, and he was a cute if annoying little brother. "Don't worry, I'll be much nicer."

"Awesome!" She could feel him shiftng around. "So hey! You said you give people food names, and one of your friends is Escargot. Plus your call your captain Colonel Mustard and you called that one guy Kumquat. What's my food name?"

"Hmm." She shrugged. "Well, if I had to choose one to go with your name, you'd be Watermelon. 'Cause your name starts with W. But I think I'll just call you Cutie Pie, that's what I was thinking earlier."

"Cool!" He held on to her tighter. "You're not gonna give Envy a super cool food name, are you?"

She snorted. "No way. I'm calling him Enchilada. We can tease him about it forever."

(1) - LOL you always see those British kids in movies and they're SO KYUTE. I AM American but that doesn't mean I don't like British people. If you're British and reading this, I mean no offense. If you're offended then I'm really sorry! I didn't mean anything by it. =3

By the way Heluva Good? Brand of sour cream. XD That's why Hershey sometimes says Heluva instead of hell. X3

I'm so happy I got a new chapter out. It's been way too long and I'm really sorry! I hope you liked it though, hoping to update again soon! Bye for now! ^^