100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

20. Chapter 20

Chapter 20 - Prankster in training

"Alright so you just attach this chain to his skinny little ankles and the rocket will do the rest okay?" Clint explained as he showed Thor the chains of destiny. Thor nodded his head very quickly.

"Yes! I understand!" Thor said like an excited little child.

"Are you ready to break your stereotype Thor?" Clint said valiantly. Thor puffed his chest out proudly.

"I am ready!" Thor boomed.

"Are you ready to prove to the world you got balls of steel?" Clint said excitedly.

"I do not technically have balls - okay yes!" Thor said quickly as he saw the glare Clint was sending him.

"Go get em tiger!" Clint said and he tossed the cuffs to Thor. Thor smiled too widely as they quickly sneaked into the holding cell that contained a sleeping Loki who was back on Earth for a mandatory trial.

"600 YEARS OF REVENGE!" Thor whispered as he slammed the shackles down on Loki's ankles.

"1,2,3 LIGHT IT UP!" Clint whispered. Thor quickly lite the rocket with a match and then they ran for their lives.

"What's that awful smell...?" Loki groaned as he rolled over and came face to face with the end of a rocket on fire.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! WHY AM I ATTACHED TO A ROCKET?" Loki shrieked as he frantically tried to get out of his shackles. The rocket string finally ran out - too late.

WHOOSH!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!" Loki screamed as he got pulled across the room and crashed through the helicarrier window - 30,000 feet above the surface.

Thor and Clint high-fived as they watched Loki soar across the night sky in awe.

BANG!

Bright colours of fireworks exploded in the distance as they watched a screaming demigod fall into the ocean below.

"It was so beautiful..." Thor said in awe. Clint patted him on the back.

"You did well little padawan," Clint said sounding impressed. Thor gaped.

"Did you you just refer to me as your bitch in asgardian?" Thor asked in shock. Clint froze.

"WHAT? NO!" Clint exclaimed going beet red.

A/N: Honestly...the humour that is in some of the things this demigod says...literally has me in stitches! AND I'M THE AUTHOR OF THIS INSANITY! XD