100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

22. Chapter 22

Chapter 22

"JUMP MY MINIONS! JUMP! MUHAHAHAHAHA!" Tony cackled as he held a strawberry tied to the end of a fishing rode over the edge of a cliff while hundreds of lemmings jumped over the edge trying to reach the delicious fruit.

"What the heck is Stark doing?" Steve asked in horror.

"He finally found an animal dumber then him," Bruce said dryly.

"I AM THE LEMMING KING! AHAEHAHAHAHA!" Tony declared. Steve and Bruce peeked over the edge of the cliff and gaped.

"Oh my god the little furry things are climbing up the mountain to try AGAIN?" Steve exclaimed in disbelief.

"TONY STARK! HOW DARE YOU TEACH THE WILD LIFE TO COMMIT SUICIDE?" an angry voice shouted from behind them. Everyone froze. Uh oh. Pepper was here.

"MOVE ASIDE FELLAS! IT'S MY TURN!" Tony said frantically shoving the little Lemmings to the side and promptly canon balled into the sea.