100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

23. Chapter 23

chapter 13

6 Avengers sat at the kitchen table - eating pineapple soup.

"AHHHH! THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! PINEAPPLE CEREAL! PINEAPPLE SANDWICHES! PINEAPPLE TACOS? WHAT NEXT? PINEAPPLE COOKIES?" Steve shouted throwing his spoon onto the table.

"I think we finally broke him..." Tony whispered to Clint.

"Actually that's what we're making tomorrow.." Bruce said looking at their meal calendar. Steve looked like he was about to spontaneously combust.

"YOU! WHY YOU BUY A FRIDGE FULL OF PINEAPPLES?" Steve said angrily staring a sheepish Thor into the ground.

"I lost the item called a shopping list...?" Thor said cowering in fear.

"OH MY GOD! From now on only Bruce and I are allowed to do the grocery shopping? Okay?" Steve said - he was finally fed up. They all glanced at the fridge full of pineapples and the cupboards full of oatmeal (evidence of Natasha's shopping stint).

"Agreed."