100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

24. Chapter 24

Chapter 24

BOOM.

BOOM.

BOOM.

All the Avengers froze in horror and as an enraged Russian spy stomped past the curtain they were all hiding behind.

"Stop trembling Bruce!" Clint hissed. Bruce held onto the curtain for dear life.

"I can't help it!" Bruce whispered in fear.

Suddenly the angry footsteps stopped across the room.

Clint looked at Bruce. Bruce looked at Steve. Steve looked at Thor. Thor looked at Tony. Tony frantically looked at the wall!

They all looked like they were about to cry.

"I can't take it anymore!" Bruce shouted. They all stared at him in horror.

"No Bruce! Don't do it!" they all cried in unison.

"WE ATE YOUR CHOCOLATE CAKE!" Bruce confessed falling to his knees begging for mercy.

They all froze as the curtain fell to the ground and left them exposed to Natasha's epic fury.

"RUN FOR YOUR PATHETIC LIVES!" Natasha said darkly taking out a machine gun. They all paled.

"WHY BRUCE? WHY?" they all cried as they ran for their lives with a gun wielding spy hot on their trail.