Chapter 26
All Natasha wanted to do at this point was to go to her room and sleep for the next 3 days. She was exhausted and pissed.
However 5 nervous Avengers were standing in her way.
"Hey Natasha want to go for a run?" Steve asked suddenly blocking her path down the hall.
"Are you kidding me Steve? It's freaking midnight!" Natasha said in disbelief. Steve winced.
"Night runs are fun too!" Steve said quickly.
"Maybe some other time Steve," she said walking around him.
"Natasha! Natasha! Um...did you remember to lock the front door?" Bruce suddenly asked blocking the doorway into the Avengers common room.
"We have security guards Bruce..." Natasha said slowly. Bruce frantically glanced at Stark.
"Yo Red! Did you make sure to finish your mission reports before you came here?" Tony asked panickedly.
"Why the hell do you care Stark?" Natasha asked angirly. They all looked at Clint desperately as their last resort.
"Ah..." he couldn't say a word.
"What did you idiots do?" Natasha asked darkly. She narrowed her eyes. Clint took one look at her pissed expression and cracked.
"DON'T GO INTO YOUR ROOM TASHA!" Clint wailed falling to his knees in defeat.
They all instantly paled.
The next thing they knew Natasha was kicking her door into the wall and stared at the insanity before her. The entire length of her walls were covered in bats and hanging from her ceiling was the largest bat of all.
"I am Count Dracula! And if you dare to disturb my new doma-" Natasha promptly whipped out her gun, loaded it with a fresh garlic bud and shoved the gun into the Count's mouth.
"GET. OUT. NOW," she said with the fires of hell burning in her eyes.