Chapter 27
Tony burst into Bruce's lab and started jumping up and down and flailing his arms around.
"Did someone die?" Bruce asked warily. Tony frantically shook his head.
"Did you blow up something you weren't supposed to?" Bruce guessed. Tony shook his head again.
"Do you really need to go to the washroom?" Bruce asked in confusion. Tony glared at him and made crazy hand gestures that Bruce's couldn't understand at all.
"Damn it Stark! Why the heck are you choosing today to be a mute?" Bruce asked irritably.
"Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon!" Tony said when he opened his mouth. He frantically slammed his hand over his mouth and his eyes bulged.
Bruce paused.
"Did you just flirt with me?" Bruce asked slowly.
"You're house or mine?" Tony squeaked through his hands. Bruce paled.
"Tell me you're not flirting me with!" Bruce said with panic. Tony looked like he was about to cry.
"Don't worry sugar – it's only a matter time before you realize I'm Romeo to your Juliet!" Tony declared falling to his knees and spreading his arms out in front of him. Desperate tears were in his eyes. Bruce looked like he was about to pass out.
"YOU'RE THE REASON EVERYONE THINKS I'M GAY!" Bruce cried running out of his lab. Tony ran after him with a wilting rose.
"My love burns like the sun that keeps this flower alive!" Tony exclaimed.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" Bruce shouted.
"BABY DON'T LEAVE ME! WE WERE MEANT TO BE!" Tony shouted as he was dragged by an invisible force in Bruce's direction.
Loki stood beside Fury and held his hand out for his reward.
"You have 3 hours of freedom," Fury said reluctantly passing Loki a set of car keys.
"Oh yeah baby. Pleasure doing business with you Sir," Loki said tipping his hat in Fury's direction.
A/N: Sorry for not posting! I was busy the last couple of days! :( I hope these made up for it!