chapter 28
Steve twitched his nose as he lay on his bed snoozing away.
CRUNCH!
Steve groaned and shoved his pillow over his head.
SLURP!
Steve angrily threw his blankets off and sat up.
"STARK WHY CAN I HEAR-" Steve started to shout but froze as he stared at 20 elves in tiny black suits and a magical scroll of names in their hands. One of them had a bag of chips and some soda.
"Steve Rogers you've been a very naughty boy this year!" the elf with the biggest green hat said warningly. The rest of the elves crossed their arms and nodded their heads.
"What? But I was good! I said my pleases and thank yous!" Steve said incredulously.
"It also says here you blew up the eiffel tower for fun, crashed a jet into Mount Everest and drew a mustache on the Mona Lisa," the elf said while reading off his magical document. Steve paled.
"That was-" The big buff elf slapped a happy face sticker over Steve's protesting mouth.
"Take him away boys," the head elf said and with a snap of his fingers he was gone.
"NOOOO! THOSE ARE ALL STARK'S BAD DEEDS!" Steve wailed as he was dragged into the magic portal by his toes.
"Tell it to the judge," an elf said rolling his eyes.
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! TRICKED THE ELVES AGAIN! AHAHAHAHHAAHA!" Tony cackled as he teepeed the white house.