100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

31. Chapter 31

Chapter 31

"Tony..." Steve asked slowly.

"Yeah Steve?" Tony asked as he read the latest engineering magazine and laughed at their pitiful attempts at inventions.

"Why are you lying on top of an Indian elephant reading your geeky magazines?" Steve said as he continued to stare at the insanity before him. The longer he stared the more he wanted to take a freaking vacation - away from Stark.

"Oh it's this elephant exchange program i signed up for," Tony said waving his hands like it was no big deal. Steve paused.

"You have a pet elephant we didn't know of?" he asked in confusion.

Tony simply smirked.

2,500 miles away.

"I DID NOT KNOW AMERICAN ELEPHANTS WERE GREEN AND SO HAIRY PAPA!" a little boy shouted as he ran down the street.

"HULK NOT A PUNY ELEPHANT!" Hulk roared as he ran after the boy. He was so insulted!

"IT'S TALKS TOO!" the amazed zookeeper exclaimed as he watched the the elephant run after his son.

"HULK SHOW YOU HULK NOT AN ELEPHANT!" Hulk huffed as he stopped chasing the little boy. he promptly picked up a car a threw it into the lake beside them.

SPLASH! The zookeeper and his son were instantly soaked.

"SEE? HULK STRONG!" Hulk roared.

"Wait...so are you a gorilla?" the zookeeper asked in confusion.

"HULK! Hulk...give up..." Hulk said in defeat as he sat on the ground. Maybe they'll give him a snack if he took a break from smashing.

"Well that was easy to tame..." the zookeeper said in surprise.

A/N: Oh my god Tony...oh poor hulk XD