Chapter 35

Two avengers sat in front of the window looking out from the highest floor in the Avengers Tower - laughing their ass off. Several miles out above the ocean there was several floating green graffiti letters that spelt "GREETINGS! WE COME IN PEACE!"

"How long do you think it will take Fury to notice his invisible ship isn't so invisible anymore?" Tony gasped as he died laughing beside his partner in crime. Clint wiped a tear from his eyes.

"I don't know you tell me! No one will know unless they get shot down or something," Clint laughed. Speak of the devil and he shall appear. Suddenly there was an army of fighter jets speeding across the horizon directly in line with the helicarrier - uh oh.

"WE'RE ONLY GIVING YOU ONE WARNING UNKNOWN ENEMY IN UNITED STATE AIRSPACE! IF YOU DO NOT STAND DOWN WE WILL SHOOT! I REPEAT WE WILL SHOOT!" an officer shouted through a loud voice amplifier that resonated across the city. Tony and Clint paled.

"Oh shit...get Hill on the phone! Get her on the phone!" Clint shouted falling off his chair. They both bashed their heads head together trying to reach the cellphone lying on the floor.

"UGH! STARK YOUR HEAD IS FREAKING HARD!" Clint groaned.

"Shut up Mr. Field agent - yours is not a teddy bear either," Tony grumbled. He winced as he held his bruised eye and looked around for the phone.

"Quick! What's her number?" Tony said staring at the bruised archer.

"435-355-34-"

BOOM!

They both froze as they slowly turned towards the window and gaped as a missile flew past them and hit the invisible ship in the distance. They watched any hope of salvation die as the ship started falling through the sky. They could make out hundreds of little shield agents parachuting off the flaming helicarrier. They were surrounded by military personnel instantly. Tony slowly put the phone down.

"Stark..." Clint said nervously.

"Yeah Clint...?" Tony said still staring at their handiwork in shock.

"I think it's time for a vacation to an undisclosed location..." Clint said backing away from the window and edging towards the door.

"Ya think? Quick gets our parkas and let's get out of here!" Tony said quickly looking for his keys.

"Where are we going?" Clint asked as he quickly dragged out their emergency rations.

"Antarctica! They'll never look for us there!" Tony shouted as as he threw on his emergency-speedy-exit-the-country-backpack and ran out the door.

"RUN COMRADE RUN!" Clint shouted as they both hastily exited the building with massive parkas and snow gear balanced on their heads. Everyone gave them weird looks - it was the middle of the summer.

A/N: Oh dear. Wanna see what they'll do in Antarctica? With some female penguins? Ahahhaha