Chapter 39

Outside quarantine.

BANG! CRASH! BOOM! SCREAM! RIP! BANG! BANG! SMACK!

Maria Hill and several security agents stared at the bolted door in horror.

"What is going on in there?" agent Hill asked slowly. The trembling agents beside her frantically shook their heads.

"We don't know! We're scared to open the door!" they whispered in fear.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEECH!

"Holy crap…" one of the white faced agents said promptly taking a step back.

"Hold it together agents! It can't be that bad!" Maria said firmly. She had to believe that lie to continue to keep standing there and not run for her life. She had to set an example for the rest of her agents.

But damn was she scared shitless too.

Inside quarantine.

"I WILL BEAT YOUR MUSHROOMS INTO THE GROUND!" Tony shouted from behind the overturned desk he was hiding behind. Natasha narrowed her eyes from the other side of the room.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Red mushrooms flew through the air and sliced right through Tony's barricade. He froze in shock.

"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME YA CRAZY RUSSIAN?" Tony shrieked. Natasha blinked.

"Stark – I have never not wanted to kill you," she said honestly. He thought about it for a second.

"True – FIRE!" Tony shouted as he released his mushroom catapult.

Clint froze as the yellow fungus flew through the air right for him.

"MOVE CLINT MOVE!" Natasha shouted – but she was too late.

SMACK!

"I'VE BEEN HIT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Clint shouted falling to his knees in horror. The Tony mushroom had completely paralyzed his right arm.

Natasha's eyes blazed with an inextinguishable flame of rage.

Oh dear god someone was going to die.

She whipped out her mushroom launcher and picked up her ultimate blood red missile mushroom– she had been growing it for hours.

"DIE! STARK! DIE!" she roared before she slammed her hand on the trigger and flew back from the force of the launch.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tony shouted in slow motion as he dived behind the unconscious Hulk mushroom. The gigantic mushroom missile missed Tony by an inch and smacked straight into the Hulk's stomach. The hulk groaned. Tony sighed in relief – he was safe.

Too bad the impact caused the hulk to roll over and squish the poor genius. Tony's eyes bulged.

OOMPH!

" $(&)!* * &($*& ($* (&!$)!" Tony's screams were muffled by hundreds of glowing mushrooms.

That was the end of Tony Stark.

"LET ME OUT!" Steve wailed scratching on the only door in this room. He didn't want to die as a mushroom!

Suddenly the door swung open and Steve nearly fell flat on his face.

"Dreams do come true?" he said with all the hope in the world. They all stared at the light with hope shinning in their eyes.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fury screamed as he was thrown through the doorway and freedom was slammed shut in their face. Natasha patted Clint on the back as the hope shattered on his face.

They all stared at their director…..he was no longer technically bald.

"OH MY GOD! He's infected with the damn mushrooms too!" Steve shouted as he promptly burst into tears. It was too much for him!

Natasha suddenly narrowed her eyes.

"You! You're the reason we're all still here!" Natasha said dangerously advancing on her traitorous boss. Fury paled as he backed away from his fuming agent. Nothing was scarier then the the look in her eyes. He froze as he noticed a looming red eyed figure towering behind the angry Russian.

He regretted his original statement immediately.

"WHAT IS THAT?" Fury shouted in horror. They all spun around and stared at the most enormous monster blob they have ever seen. Tony and the hulk have merged into the worst nightmare being imaginable. Courtesy of their mushrooms linking them together.

"ATTACK MY BROTHER!" Tony shouted raising one of their mushroom arms.

All the Avengers plus Fury promptly turned around and joined Steve in his pitiful attempts to have someone on the other side of the door rescue them.

"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR SOMEBODY!" they shrieked banging on the door.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

They all paled.

"Hulk. No. Like. WIGGLY SHROOMS!" Hulk-Tony roared angrily.

May the Avengers rest in pieces.

A/N: That…that was the craziest shit I have ever wrote in my time on fanfiction. O.O