100 days of Avengers short shorts Chapter 41, an avengers fanfic

Chapter 41

The first reason why you should not open doors when you hear screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" a muffled scream was heard echoing down the hall.

Clint and Natasha both paused as they walked down an empty SHIELD hall and stared at the metal door with matching suspicious looks.

"Are we on the interrogation floor?" Natasha asked carefully. Clint slowly shook his head.

"No, that's on level 13…," he said cautiously as he took a step closer to the door and pressed his ear against the metal surface. He heard the oddest noise that sounded like a sob before he leaded in a bit too much and fell flat on his face as the door swung open.

"God damn it who the hell is making noises-" Clint starts to rant until he looks up and stares at the scene in front of them.

Stark was stripped down to all his boxer glory hanging off of the most gigantic wedgy machine Clint has ever seen. He had an enormous piece of chalk in his hand and massive tears rolling down his face.

"WRITE IT AGAIN!" Agent Hill growled as she smacked the ground with her meter stick of discipline. Clint stared at the black board Stark was being forced to write on.

"I…will…not…use…agent…Hill's…panties…as…weapons of mass destruction…," Stark sobbed as he wrote out the same phrase for the hundredth time. Agent's Hill's eyes darkened.

"And you better remember this!" she spat. Natasha whistled lowly.

"How the hell did he manage to do that?" she asked blankly.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" they all heard a familiar voice scream from down the hall.

"Oh for the love of god what now?" Clint muttered.

"MARCHING LADIES UNDERGARMENTS THAT EXPLODE UPON CONTACT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES MY FELLOW MIDGAURDIAN FRIENDS!" Thor's voice boomed from down the hall. Clint and Natasha shared a wary look and glanced behind them just as a wide eye Asgardian ran around the corner with a mob of multicoloured lingerie chasing after him. One of the red lacy underwear lunched itself in slow motion at the poor warrior's face like a flying ninja assassin.

"I'VE BEEN HIT!" Thor cried as he fell to the floor and was thoroughly molested by the army of Agent Hill's mutated underwear.

BOOM!

"Aw that's got to hurt," Clint said with a wince.

A/N: Poor Tony! But he deserves it… XD LOL Hey I'm back guys! I should go update 100 days of tony stark madness…eventually. Up for round two?