AN: Please pardon all mistakes. I wrote this on a teeny tiny cell phone keyboard. Oh and the obvious, just like Edward, I'm not the brightest bear in the woods.
Chapter 8
That Alice scampered away after saying something about seeing me soon. Dream on, Tiny Dancer. I'll be hiding in my hoodie cave.
That's when I saw them. The overdone, big haired, tight tee-shirt wearing nymphos that call themselves the cheer leading squad.
"There you go, Baseball Boy. DD is waiting for you." I pointed to the primping Tanya. That girl never saw a reflective surface she didn't like.
"Who's DD?"
I waved at my chest. "The twin Denalis. Thing One and Thing Two belonging to the Queen of Mean, Tanya."
Baseball Boy was starring wide eyed at my chest. It was if he wished he had X-Ray vision, because of my oversized clothing. I crossed my hands over my chest. "Dude!"
"Sorry!" He blushed. "Why would I want to talk to her?"
His fingers were playing with my sleeve again.
I removed his hand. "Boundaries, Buckaroo. Don't you want to ask her to the Sock Hop or the prom of the century?"
"Of course not!" The kid exclaimed. "She's a monster!"
I looked at him in confusion. "Then why did you ask me about her?"
"I was pretty sure you were going to say something funny about her." He smiled. "I was right."
"Let me get this straight. You find my sarcasm funny, but you don't know who James Bond is? A new Bond movie just came out."
He shrugged. "I like to watch my DVDs of Friday Night Lights."
Of course, he does.
He then added, "Do you want to come over and watch it?"
I put up the hoodie. Maybe he would disappear.