Chapter 12
"Stay away from my man, dork!"
Tanya wasn't the most creative deliver of insults.
"Wow. You made me want to cry. Oh sniff, sniff." I wiped a pretend tear from my eye. "Does Baseball Boy know about this? I heard he's frightened of your gigantic breasts. How much did those puppies cost anyway?"
I looked at those giant boob balloons. She could take out an eye with those things.
"Oh my God! You're a lesbian!" She screeched.
"Oh my God! You want to kiss me!" I retorted. "You've always seemed the type. Your mom might have mentioned it in our therapy session. Wait...was that supposed to be confidential?"
Tanya's friends mouths were almost to the floor in shock. I really should carry around a camera.
"I...I...I..." She stammered.
"Bella, she isn't bothering you is she?" Baseball Boy asked, as he rushed over to us.
I took his hand. It didn't feel as weird as I thought it would. "Kid, Denali is in love with me. Look she's twitching in lust."
He just looked at her and shrugged. "I can see it. Tanya, we have the same taste in women."
We walked away from the dumbfounded girl, hand in hand. He whispered in my ear, "You have the prettiest nose."
Huh?