Chapter 34
Kate was standing against a wall. She was freaking out.
I would too. Teeth convinced her to wear a pair of pointy ears.
"Kate Hudson, I brought your dear friend to be with you. Edward Cullen needs my assistance to vanquish the ogres from our land. I literally need to roll the dice for our clan's survival. I shall come for you when it's Alice Cullen's turn to roll."
Teeth ran off to roll his dice. Kate's eyes were darting around her wildly.
"Mary Jane, are you tripping?"
"I wish I was, girl. This might seem normal to me if I was." She looked at me. "Why do I see your skin?"
"The Teeny Tiny Dictator bewitched me and I put it on. The kid seems to like it." He still seemed enchanted by the dress as he stared at me. Teeth tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
"I think Alice bewitched Jas, too. He's looking at her like she's the second coming of Jerry Garcia," Kate pointed to her ears. "I can't say anything. Garrett talked me into wearing fake elf ears."
"Indeed," I stated with a smirk.
Kate looked at me and my chest. "I see boobs, so I wouldn't be so smug, girl."
This is why I don't like people, but might have to like Kate.
Baseball Boy and Teeth came over sadly. Teeth slung his arm around Kate. "Kate Hudson, we were demolished by Alice Cullen. I am so saddened I actually want to have dip with my carrot sticks."
"Garrett, let's take the girls out back to look at the stars." My kid wrapped himself around my back. I didn't even want to punch him the gut.
"Actually, I was hoping to take Kate Hudson to my favorite spot by the pond at my house. The spring peepers literally sound like a symphony." I watched Kate get starry eyed and my nose wrinkled.
"I see that," my kid whispered in my ear. He bit my earlobe.
I looked back at him. "Watch the biting, Mister Man. You do it, then I do it. I'll leave a mark."
Something poked me in the back. Eighteen year old boys had excellent recovery time. I hoped Baseball Boy had some extra breeches.