Disclaimer:
Kirk: you know you forgot to do this last time
Me: I KNOW, you told me already
Spock: you told her 4,087 times already to be exact
Me: I do not own Star Trek, only myself *storms off*
26. Do not give in to Pavel's puppy eyes
Pavel is 18, his "puppy eyes" shouldn't work
27. Do not let Pavel or Kirk have ANYTHING sweet
You'll be surprised how little amount of sugar it takes to get the hyper
And how much damage they can cause
28. Similarly, do not sent a sugar-high Pavel onto another vessel
Just because he can do a lot of damage on sugar onboard the enterprise
Do not give him sugar and beam him onto a Romulan vessel
Your lucky the kid's still alive
29. Pavel is 18 and not to be referred to as the kid
I might have did this on one to many occasions
30. To whomever is "Boldly" going in engineering. stop
We are sick of cleaning up suspicious puddles
31. When asked what's the Starfleet regulated course of action the following are not the right answer
You mean you don't know (McCoy to Kirk)
Hell if I know (Sulu to Kirk)
Tell the klingons no one's available to take your call please leave a message after the beep (me to Kirk)
32. If Scotty is cooking on real honest to god non-replicated food night, your better off using the replicator
We're just lucky not everyone showed up that night
So there were still people to run the ship
33. Do not make fun of my Starship models
My models are actually functional and are to scale in practically every aspect
The only aspect they aren't to scale is there cannon power
Instead they can only stun
Thank god for Sulu
34. I DO NOT make cookies for every time someone gets injured
I only do it for Checkov
And that's because the command crew gives me death threats until I do
35. Jefferies tubes are for maintenance NOT for avoiding your medical
I'm pretty sure Scotty is not going to close you in next time Kirk
36. Do not make fun of my unarmed training practice against Spock
I have tried, and failed to take down Spock about 1,200 times now
For some reason the command crew finds that funny
I've showed just how good I've gotten on Sulu by pinning him to the ground
He claims it's not a fair win because I didn't give him enough time to get ready
I gave him 5 seconds
37. If told to report to the bridge immediately, please take time and put on some clothes
Kirk, we DID NOT need to see you naked
38. Everyone on this ship is sane
Some by some point percentage but still sane
39. Do not question any of the Command Crew's tactics
Again the are ALL sane
Surprisingly
40. Experimental technology should be labeled as such
McCoy is tired of treating cuts and burns that could easily have been prevented
Engineering is getting tired of fixing holes in various objects
41. Do not write your reports in texting terms
Kirk's ok with it
Starfleet however, is not
42. If ANYTHING or ANYONE follows you home you can not keep it
Pavel take that puppy back from wherever you found it
43. Do not warn Jim of his medical exams a few days ahead of time
We do not need or want to give him time to hide
44. Do not go around picking up random objects and asking if it's edible
Saddly, someone (me) may say yes even if it's not
45. Do not practice your throwing knife skills in proximity of anyone else
Kirk I only took of a bit of your hair
And IT WILL GROW BACK
yes I know it takes time
46. Do not dye anyone's uniform
Someone managed to dye ALL of the command uniforms blue
All the science and medical uniforms red and
all the security and engineering uniforms yellow
We are now down at least 10 science and medical officers because of this incident
47. Do not twerk at Klingons
Kirk, sometimes I wonder why you're not dead yet
The klingons were REALLY out for blood this time
48. Going with rule 48, do not start a twerk team
Kirk, your alone on this one (Sulu and Scotty)
49. Do not ask anyone "how stupid can you get"
Sulu takes this as a challenge
50. If your going to prank someone make sure you can outrun them or outsmart them
This sadly means no more pranking Spock