Ezekiel looked with glee at all the questions before him, he decided to answer them all in the order they were asked. The questions are:
What did you like to do for fun when you were living at home on the farm? Considering you were disconnected from the "real world", you probably didn't have any exposure to TV/Internet.
I sometimes went outside and played with the animals but not very often because I didn't much like going outside. I did archery and I worked on my studies.
Oh, and was the whole turning into a rat thing real, or just some stunt the producers pulled?
I wish I could say it was a stunt, but it was real, I am getting better though.
Is there any reason you wear that toque?
It's stylish, eh.
Was it terrible being an animal?
It had its ups and downs.
Why do you remind me so much of that song "Canadian Idiot?"
A lot of people think I'm an idiot, but I'm smarter than people think, eh.
Why do you wear that hat?
It's cold.
What do you do in your free-time?
Study, get on here, etc.
Opinions On:
Geoff
He is a really funny guy and he has super-hot abs but he was really annoying in season two, eh. I mean he couldn't stop making out for five seconds!
Heather
She's downright mean and spoiled. However, I think she should have won season one, anyone who will eat jam out of Owen's belly button must be dedicated.
Lindsay
She's nice; I honestly don't think she's as dumb as she's letting on, eh.
Beth
She's really friendly, she's was pretty annoying in season two though when she wouldn't shut up about her boyfriend.
Leshawna
I actually like her; she is really fierce and friendly. She sticks up for the little guy and that's awesome.
Anne Maria
She's entertaining and pretty, eh, but she's also pretty mean.
Are you Gay? e.e
I like girls and guys.
Do you really like Anne Maria? Lol I mean..it's just that.
No, I was totally tricking her to get her out of the game, eh. I was voting for Brick because he had great morals.
How does it feel when you finally get out of the destruction of mine then fell again because of Lightning tripping on you in 'The Enchanted Franken-Forest?'
Disappointed, annoyed, sad, pretty much any emotion except happy. Lightning is such a stupid git!
Are you really coming back to human in that same episode because you are heard with your normal voice?
Yes, pretty cool, eh?
Will you really gave Anne Maria the briefcase even the price money is still not burnt inside in 'A Mine Is A Terrible Thing To Waste?'
No hah, that wasn't even the real briefcase, I have the really one with the money stashed away somewhere.
How does it feel to burnt into the volcano? Did you feel any pain?
YES! It hurt sooo badly, eh.
Ezekiel: What is your opinion on every other contestant, Chris and Chef?
Chris: Annoying, mean, narcissistic, demented, spoiled.
Chef: Mean, can't cook.
Beth: Friendly, can be a bit annoying though.
Bridgette: Really nice and pretty, she was a bit annoying in season two though.
Cody: Nice, caring, a tad bit annoying.
Courtney: Bossy, rude, annoying, spoiled, ambitious.
DJ: Really nice, a bit of a chicken though.
Duncan: He's a rude sexist bully.
Eva: Tough, temperamental, a worthy competitor.
Geoff: Hilarious, friendly, easy going, super annoying in season two.
Gwen: She is nice and caring but she seems to have low self-confidence sometimes, eh.
Harold: Intelligent, funny, talented, cute, I hope he wins one season!
Heather: Mean, manipulative, funny, dedicated.
Izzy: Insane but really caring and helpful like when she helped Lindsay get her key and she didn't rat out Leshawna's hiding spot.
Justin: Annoying, idiotic, pointless.
Katie: EEE!
Leshawna: Fierce, friendly, and awesome.
Lindsay: Super nice, a little on the low scale of intelligence but I think that might be an act.
Noah: Mean, boring, rude, lazy, and intelligent.
Owen: Funny and nice, can be a bit creepy though.
Sadie: EEE!
Trent: Friendly, talented, gullible.
Tyler: Nice, uncoordinated, and loyal.
Alejandro: Mean, manipulative, annoying.
Sierra: Funny, annoying, creepy.
Do I have to do the cast of Revenge of the Island, eh?
Ezekiel finished answering the questions and looked at them again before sending them out to the public.
A/N: The reason I am putting a third person POV in here is because the rules said that all fics must be in story form or whatever.